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Post by Kula Hula Kimmie on Jul 14, 2008 21:04:12 GMT -5
I do believe we need more games here and what better game then shooting down peoples dreams and wishes. Example: Person1: I wish i had a puppy Person2: Granted, but the puppy runs away as soon as you get it home. In other words, the person gets their wish and something horrible wrong happens to ruin it. Example2: Person1: I wish I had a real pokemon. Person2: Granted, but it was mewtwo and it was too powerful for you. It did your girlfriend and left. And so on so forth. I'll go first I wish that that I had my own laptop
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Post by Cammie on Jul 14, 2008 21:08:31 GMT -5
Granted, but it snaps in half as soon as you open it, and bursts into flames.
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I wish I had amazing art skills...!
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Post by lemon on Jul 14, 2008 21:09:48 GMT -5
granted, but you can only amaze george bush. everybody else still doesn't like it.
[[yes i butchered those sentences]]
i wish stephanie meyer would stop writing.
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Post by Kula Hula Kimmie on Jul 14, 2008 21:17:27 GMT -5
Granted, but he totally moves on and becomes your neighbor.
I wish I had one indestructible wish that nothing you could say could make you say but.
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Post by lemon on Jul 14, 2008 21:19:39 GMT -5
/screams
granted, except it only works once and you just used it.
i wish my clock worked the way it should.
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Post by Cammie on Jul 14, 2008 21:22:14 GMT -5
Granted, only the 6 is where the 12 is... And all the numbers are backwords and upside down..
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I wish I was the only person in the world....!
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Post by lemon on Jul 14, 2008 21:24:21 GMT -5
granted, but all you had left to eat would be twinkies.
i wish i knew what i wanted to wish for.
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Post by Kula Hula Kimmie on Jul 14, 2008 21:26:22 GMT -5
granted, but you just blew it.
I wish for Sprite sex.
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Post by lemon on Jul 14, 2008 21:28:18 GMT -5
granted, but i took it literally and you get screwed by a cold tin can.
i wish i still slept using a diurnal schedual.
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Post by Nell on Jul 14, 2008 21:38:12 GMT -5
Granted, but your up at the crack of dawn and asleep at sunset.
I wish I had a mongoose dog.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jul 15, 2008 9:42:13 GMT -5
Granted,
but the stupid mutt was hit by an Amish Wagon the next day.
[/center] I wish Amo would stop trying woo me. Because the whole stalker thing is a major turn off. D:
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Post by Kula Hula Kimmie on Jul 15, 2008 10:08:11 GMT -5
Granted, but not before he did you. You carry his child.
I wish that I could figure out the pokemon for the stupid who's that pokemon contest xD
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jul 15, 2008 10:32:18 GMT -5
Granted, but it takes you until next week to figure it out.
[/center] I wish I could have an abortion for this blasted raep child. I'M TOO YOUNG FOR SEX D::::
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Post by Nell on Jul 15, 2008 10:37:53 GMT -5
Granted, but it takes nine months.
I wish I had a rubber piggy.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jul 15, 2008 10:54:44 GMT -5
Granted, but as it falls from the sky, it bounces right back up. [/center] I wish I had a pie in the face.
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Post by Kula Hula Kimmie on Jul 15, 2008 11:59:54 GMT -5
Granted, but it made you burst out in hives.
I wish my friend Daniel would reply to me on AIM
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Post by prodigy on Jul 15, 2008 12:01:37 GMT -5
Granted, but he says he never wants to reply to you again.
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner.
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Post by Kula Hula Kimmie on Jul 15, 2008 12:05:47 GMT -5
Granted, but someone eats you.
I wish that my eye would stop itching D:
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Post by prodigy on Jul 15, 2008 12:16:03 GMT -5
Granted and no your foot starts itching.
I wish I didn't run out of staples.
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Post by Cammie on Jul 15, 2008 13:50:00 GMT -5
Granted, but you run out of money.
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I wish for alot of cats.
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