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Post by Genevieve on Jun 3, 2012 1:26:30 GMT -5
Granted but you no longer have a working tv. :x
I wish I could read minds!
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Post by Italian Panda on Jun 3, 2012 17:28:35 GMT -5
Granted but many images you cannot unsee for the rest of your life
I wish I had a katana
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Post by Steve on Jun 7, 2012 21:27:40 GMT -5
Granted but you end up cutting off your own hands unable to use it.
I wish I had an armory full of Japanese artifacts meant to incinerate the world in fire.
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Post by Fancifully... Elliot on Jun 7, 2012 22:37:17 GMT -5
Granted, but... you incinerate the world in fire, including yourself.
I wish that my wish won't be ruined. <3
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Post by Steve on Jun 10, 2012 20:19:58 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it gets ruined anyways
I wish labels were no longer on any products to cure cancer
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jun 11, 2012 22:19:06 GMT -5
Granted. We all died of Stevegitus.
I wish that Zebras lost their stripes.
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Post by ESTER on Jun 18, 2012 3:28:48 GMT -5
Granted. But they blackmail you into painting them back on. Individually.
I wish I could orgasm consecutively like women do.
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Post by burst on Jun 18, 2012 22:59:26 GMT -5
Granted, but now you are forever alone.
I wish I didn't have a trig test tomorrow.
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Post by Genevieve on Jun 21, 2012 3:24:22 GMT -5
Granted! You have a calculus test instead =D
I wish I could transform like a ditto~
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Post by Steve on Jun 23, 2012 23:18:43 GMT -5
Granted, but you cannot produce sexual organs.
I wish I was the ruler of the entire time continuum.
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Post by burst on Jun 26, 2012 23:07:47 GMT -5
Granted, but you now have to deal with being made of wood and having inches marked on your side.
I wish I was Spiderman.
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Post by [K]azzy on Jun 27, 2012 13:51:11 GMT -5
Granted but, you die later due to poisoning. :c
I wish I had more tea
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Post by Steve on Jun 27, 2012 20:54:00 GMT -5
Granted, but all your tea leaves disappear as soon as they hit the water leaving you with just hot water no matter what tea you use.
I wish I was the owner of a mercedes benz.
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Post by burst on Jun 28, 2012 12:02:33 GMT -5
Granted, but it's the hot wheels variety
I wish for nothing. Ha!
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Post by Steve on Jun 28, 2012 20:54:33 GMT -5
Granted, and you generated a black hole good job!
I wish for despair and depravity.
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Post by Steve on Jun 30, 2012 8:18:13 GMT -5
Granted, but then it just decides to use your body as the splash.
I wish for sleepiness to go away.
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Post by ESTER on Jul 3, 2012 23:12:36 GMT -5
Granted, but then you get insomnia and kick the bucket at age 30~~
I wish I was a whale.
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Post by oblivion on Jul 9, 2012 14:59:42 GMT -5
Granted, but now all the whale hunters are after you, good luck swimming away!
I wish I didn't need to wear glasses....
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Post by littlepetyr on Jul 9, 2012 15:15:46 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're blind so have fun with that.
I wish I had a castle...
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Post by Steve on Jul 26, 2012 16:42:27 GMT -5
Granted, but then you're wanted by every country for possessing a castle.
I wish to own my own country.
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