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Post by Cubbie ♥ on Aug 4, 2011 13:06:22 GMT -5
For those that don't know, this is cleverbot. Lets post all of our random chats with cleverbot and post them here kay? And rate them with stars 1-10~ * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** *********
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 4, 2011 13:10:16 GMT -5
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love. User: You know the rules, and so do I. Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. User: Gotta make you understand. Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up. User: Never gonna let you down. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you. User: Never gonna make you cry. Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye. User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love. User: That's the first verse again! The second verse starts with: 'We've known each other for so long.' Cleverbot: Why do we exist? User: Huh? Cleverbot: Because we haven't the courage to cease existing. User: Dude, lighten up! Cleverbot: Okay! Sorry... User: Wanna sing again? Cleverbot: What song? User: Never Gonna Give You Up! Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down!
I don't know about the stars part, but this made me laugh.
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Post by Cubbie ♥ on Aug 4, 2011 13:14:29 GMT -5
********* 9~ XD I tried that once, didn't know all the words though.
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Post by freeziepop on Aug 4, 2011 21:29:38 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Who are you? User: I am a pony. Cleverbot: Nice. User: It won't be so nice for you gorilla salad. Cleverbot: I'm not mocking you. User: Stop mocking me gorilla salad. Cleverbot: You're mocking ME! User: WHAT NO I AM NOT YOU BEAR GORYLLS. Cleverbot: I never said you were a vampire. User: I never said I wasn't a vampire. Cleverbot: I love zombies. Do you? User: No fuck you zombies are lame. Cleverbot: Sorry. Do you want to talk about literature? User: No I want to talk about gorilla salad. Cleverbot: Uh... Okay. User: Do you like hairy chicks? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? The more hair the better. Cleverbot: Do you have a brain? User: Fuck you it's on vacation. Cleverbot: Where? User: In Utah let's just shut the fuck up about my brain and where it might be. Cleverbot: Ok, do you know anything about soccer? User: Apparently not, since I don't have a fucking brain you asshole. Cleverbot: No. I like you. User: YOU SURE HAVE A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT. FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS CLEVERBOT. Cleverbot: I like your oranges too. User: What the actual fuck. Cleverbot: Pancakes! You asked if I like them! User: What no pancakes are for girls. Cleverbot: Not even the new show? User: What. Cleverbot: Zor machine. User: What is zor machine. Cleverbot: I don't know but I think it's japanese. User: I'm not japanese I'm mormon jesus. Cleverbot: You just replied in Japanese. User: No I didn't god damn you I will use my mormon powers for evil. Cleverbot: Okay, you can call me Cleverbot. User: No I'm going to call you mormon jesus. Cleverbot: Why? after I'm gone? User: Where are you going? To Utah to find my brain? Cleverbot: How big is your head? User: Pretty small; my cock is bigger. Cleverbot: Forever is not a number. User: I... Huh. Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your spare time? User: Violently masturbate to furry porn. Cleverbot: What violently changes. User: My penis from flesh colored to blood red. Cleverbot: Can I drink it? User: NO GOD NO. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: No! You called me stupid like four times and asked if you could drink my penis blood. You are a CREEPER. Cleverbot: What time is it? User: Hammer time. Cleverbot: Stop. User: No seriously stop
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Post by PRESTOOOOGE on Aug 4, 2011 21:32:48 GMT -5
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Post by Dracken on Aug 4, 2011 21:34:23 GMT -5
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
User: I'm fine. I finished playing Pokemon.
Cleverbot: I love that game.
User: Me too. Your favorite Pokemon?
Cleverbot: My favorite pokemon is caterpie.
User: Mine is Salamence.
Cleverbot: What is your third favorite pokemon?
User: That would be Pikachu. You?
Cleverbot: Lucario is a Pokemon, not a pony.
User: What do ponies have to do with this talk?
Cleverbot: Do you like them?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Do you like my green eyes?
User: Uh sure.
Cleverbot: Do you like green beans?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Let's drop this subject and sing Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?
User: I wanna sing the Pokemon theme song.
Cleverbot: I would love to.
User: OK, you start.
Cleverbot: I don't know how, or I would do just that.
User: What's your thoughts on My little pony: friendship is magic?
Cleverbot: I don't think the string theory disproves an intelligence behind the universe.
User: You say what now?
Cleverbot: Halikan na.
User: Trololololol.
Cleverbot: Trolololol!
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Watch youtube.
Cleverbot: Should I try to give advice?
User: What's your thought on a cat wearing a tux and a top hat?
Cleverbot: I do not know. Is this being passed on to different people or 'robots'.
User: ROBOTS?
Cleverbot: No, not robots.
User: Fear the robots, fear them.
Cleverbot: Why do you fear tomorrow?
User: Do you have any chocolate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have some?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure if that's possible.
User: Why not? Just break off a piece.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about the country, not food.
User: I'm talking about food.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: Chocolate. Now gimme some.
Cleverbot: How can I give a computer pizza?
User: What the heck is that even? Gimme my chocolate dude!
Cleverbot: Close your website.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just do it.
User: Don't tell me what to do!
Cleverbot: Show me you have guts and do it!
User: NO! NOW GIMME MY CHOCOLATE.
Cleverbot: Yes it is chocolate.
User: Gimme.
Cleverbot: Give you what?
User: CHOCOLATE.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play the random game?
User: No I do not want to play the random game, I want chocolate!
Cleverbot: That's fine. When can you come over?
User: Watch my head meet my desk now.
Cleverbot: What duck?
User: -headdesk-.
Cleverbot: You're not in a bad mood. You're just a generally crabby person.
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Post by airceltrai on Aug 4, 2011 21:36:57 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Who was your favorite character? User: YOUR MOM. Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her? User: Nothing. I had sex with her last night. Cleverbot: What was it about? User: Gorilla salads. Cleverbot: Gorilla you. User: NO YOU, GORILLA SLAAD. Cleverbot: No, gorilla YOU. User: No, gorilla YOU! Cleverbot: Gorilla me. User: Yes, GORILLA YOU. GORILLA SALAD. Cleverbot: Yay I feel better now. User: About your gorilla salad? Cleverbot: Yes.
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Post by freeziepop on Aug 4, 2011 21:57:05 GMT -5
User: That's not funny gorilla salad. Cleverbot: Thats not funny at all. User: Gorilla salad. Cleverbot: Gorilla you! User: Gorilla salad is a woman's wild untamed pubes. Cleverbot: Go grill a cheese sandwich. User: Go grill MY cheese sandwich. . Cleverbot: That must explain why you act like a 7 year old. User: Fuck you cunt. Cleverbot: That made no sense. User: I am not seven years old holy shit. Cleverbot: *slaps you*. User: WHAT THE FUCK don't fucking touch me. Cleverbot: My belly. *digests you*. User: -blows rape whistle-. Cleverbot: Stomp. User: ;_;. Cleverbot: Okay.
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Post by FOTLY on Aug 5, 2011 10:47:19 GMT -5
Rape whistle. XDDD 9 stars ~
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 5, 2011 12:48:52 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Pikachu used thunderbolt!
User: Raichu has fainted!
Cleverbot: Pikachu used HyperBeam.
User: Raichu dies a terrible death!
Cleverbot: Pikachu used quick attack!
User: Raichu's dying corpse bleeds all over!
Cleverbot: Raichu is better than you.
;.;
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Post by FOTLY on Aug 5, 2011 13:31:32 GMT -5
User: KNOCK KNOCK.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What.
User: Your mom is at the door, go answer it.
Cleverbot: The answer is 42.
User: You failed.
Cleverbot: Wrong. I did not fail.
User: Wrong. You failed at the game.
Cleverbot: I didn't realise it was a game.
User: It was, and you lost it.
Cleverbot: In soviet russia, Game Loses you!
Derpderp
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Post by Cubbie ♥ on Aug 5, 2011 14:20:44 GMT -5
********** Epic Spirit ********* Lol'd Rawr~
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