You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Furry porn?
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 2: What kind of question is that? THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Stranger 1: NONONONONO
Stranger 1: FUCK NO
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Question to discuss:
Why is this place filled with so many horny adolescent males?
Stranger 2: idk
Stranger 1: Nobody really knows...
Stranger 2: they are so annoying
Stranger 1: One time, I put a picture of my friend Julio to cover my camera, 8 guys jacked off to him...
Stranger 2: oh god
Stranger 1: Then I told my friend, he was mentally scarred.
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Question to discuss:
Why is this place filled with so many horny adolescent males?
Stranger 2: idk
Stranger 1: Better than old horny males
Stranger 2: true dat
Stranger 1: l'm a young dude, btw
Stranger 2: same
Stranger 1: l can become horny if the right girl comes along
Stranger 1: l'm not a desperate dude
Stranger 1: Who takes every girl who comes in here
Stranger 2: i'm on here bc i'm bored as fuck with nothing else to do
Stranger 1: Great life you got there...lol. Do somethin fun instead
Stranger 2: i'm not horny bc i get to go home to my gf in like a week
Stranger 1: Only?
Stranger 2: yeah we go to the same school
Stranger 1: is she hot?
Stranger 2: uh yeah would i date her if she wasnt
Stranger 1: True you are probably a shallow mother fucker
Stranger 2: hahahahah you don't know me
Stranger 1: l bet l do, and so does the spy
Stranger 2: the least shallow type bra
Stranger 1: Not judged by your comment
Stranger 1: AINT THAT RIGHT, SPY PERSON?
Stranger 1: She/he agrees
Stranger 2: i bet i bet whatever dude keep bein horny for those random girls on the internet that you'll never meet
Stranger 1: Thats kinda the beauy of it.,..?
Stranger 1: Not meeting these bitches in real life
Stranger 2: and i'm the shallow one
Stranger 1: l didnt say anything bout looks
Stranger 2: personally i'm always gonna find my gf hot no matter if she is in others eyes or not
Stranger 1: How diplomatic of you...lol
Stranger 2: well yeah i mean whatever
Stranger 1: Dude, l get it. No hard feelings, so we're cool
Stranger 2: yeah we're cool
Stranger 1: Anyway, gotta roll now , C ya around, dude
Stranger 1: And bye, spy person
Stranger 2: laterrrrr
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Question to discuss:
COMMENCE DICK-SLAPPING EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH. If you lack one, just godmod and use a metal bat.
Stranger 1: YESSS
Stranger 2: LOL.
Stranger 1: my penis is quite large
Stranger 1: so i think ill win this one
Stranger 2: unfortunately, i do not have a penis at all. So you win by default, congradulations.
Stranger 1: yes!
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: see how advantaged you are ifyou have a penis
Stranger 1: sorry
Stranger 2: yeah D: It's an every day struggle to not have one
Stranger 1: :/
Stranger 1: tragic
Stranger 2: Yes yes, but it does have it's advantages
Stranger 1: yes you get to have a penis inside you
Stranger 2: LOL, i suppose.
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Question to discuss:
Why do people refer to the dinosaur ascii as a T-Rex when it is clearly a Velociraptor?
Stranger 1: agreed
Stranger 2: I prefer Philosoraptor
Stranger 1: nein
Stranger 2: Jawohl
Stranger 1: Jawohl!!!
Stranger 2: Problem, Tjänsteman?
Stranger 1: damn......... mein deustche is limited
Stranger 2: Min svenska är ostoppbar
Stranger 1: ist gut?
Stranger 2: Ditt argument gills inte
Stranger 1: my argument is invalid?
Stranger 1: i like this game
Stranger 2: Duude
Stranger 2: I love you, bro
Stranger 1: I um love you too....
Stranger 2: You're the first one to actually break my swedish
Stranger 1: but i prefer ms.....
Stranger 2: Everyone else are queers
Stranger 1: yeah people are uneducated
Stranger 1: dont blame them though
Stranger 2: Where are you from, by the way?
Stranger 1: us
Stranger 2: Oh
Stranger 2: I was just going to say that I blame the american education system
Stranger 1: lol i agree
Stranger 2: When I was in america (4 years ago) did 1 ou tof 100 know where Sweden is located
Stranger 1: lol they dont even know wher their city is on a map
Stranger 2: The rest pointed at North America
Stranger 1: there are people here who do not knwo who the president is
Stranger 2: Are you kidding me?
Stranger 2: Are outlanders more educated around the american govenment than the american population itself?
Stranger 1: at all people here (like everywhere else) can be very ignorrant
Stranger 1: i think so
Stranger 2: I see
Stranger 2: Are they like "Durr, we have the best country"?
Stranger 1: lol just like that
Stranger 1: do you know where the cat fud is?
Stranger 1: ugh
Stranger 1: damn
Stranger 2: I know that feel bro
Stranger 1: they say FUD? WTF is FUD??
Stranger 1: its FOOD!!!
Stranger 2: Or thru
Stranger 2: It THROUGH
Stranger 2: PEASANTS
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: ok farewell have fun interneting
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Question to discuss:
Lord Derpington, are you there?
Stranger 2: HERP COMING IN LOUD AND CLEAR DERP
Stranger 1: meet me at omegleporn.com
Stranger 2: NO TANKS DERPERHERP
Stranger 1: signup at omegleporn.com ... my screen name is becca19xxx ... i'll give you a free show! cam and pics ;)
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Question to discuss:
The game... --V
Stranger 1: I LOST
Stranger 2: >:P
Stranger 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger 2: OH
Stranger 1: FUCK YOU
Stranger 2: >:{
Stranger 1: I HATE YOU WH DID YOU MAKE ME LOST THE GAME
Stranger 1: ewoiafhweoifhoaiwehfoeiahfeaiwo
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Question to discuss:
What is the theme song of your life? --V
Stranger 1: phineas and ferb theme song
Stranger 2: foreveralone.mp3
Stranger 1: LMAO
Stranger 1: i change my answer to that...
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Question to discuss:
Do you find it lame that someone is going around signing their questions? --V
Stranger 1: what
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: que
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
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Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 2: wat
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 1: wuw
Stranger 1: twruteuruearuasuhfas
Stranger 1: f
Stranger 1: aasiasjdifsaad
Stranger 1: WUT
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Question to discuss:
What would you say is the biggest flaw in humanity? --V
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: Stupid people.
Stranger 1: hey
Stranger 1: im stupid!
Stranger 2: You should not exist then.
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: im good at sex
Stranger 1: ;)
Stranger 1: im 14
Stranger 1: a girl
Stranger 1: haha!
Stranger 2: You won't get a job with that.
Stranger 1: i would get a rich man
Stranger 1: :P
Stranger 2: Unless you want to be a hooker.
Stranger 2: Great ambitions.
Stranger 1: ;)
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2: I hope you don't breed.
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Question to discuss:
Why are guys so obsessed with oversized breasts when they look so grotesque and would likely deflate badly at some point? --V
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 1: Just no
Stranger 2: I don't know
Stranger 2: I prefer medium ones
Stranger 1: I bet a flat chested girl wrote this
Stranger 1: Yah same
Stranger 2: LMAO
Stranger 2: probably
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Question to discuss:
Why are guys so obsessed with oversized breasts when they look so grotesque and would likely deflate badly at some point? --V
Stranger 2: I am a guy and prefer smaller breasts
Stranger 1: really?
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 1: I have small breasts
Stranger 2: yum
Stranger 1: gross
Stranger 1: but really, why?
Stranger 2: hmmm gross why
Stranger 1: you saying "yum"
Stranger 2: Oh come on
Stranger 2: I like breasts, i apppreciate the sensuality and beauty of them
Stranger 2: why is that gross
Stranger 1: because you're being pervy
Stranger 2: they are part of a woman and i have a fond appreciation for women
Stranger 2: u are being immature, sorry
Stranger 2: nothing pervy bout it
Stranger 1: that's not what i meant
Stranger 1: yum? really?
Stranger 2: Because they are appealing to my male sexuality, plain and simple
Stranger 1: ok fine
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: U must be very young sorry
Stranger 2: men like breasts, and especially if they like the girl they belong to
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Why are guys so obsessed with oversized breasts when they look so grotesque and would likely deflate badly at some point? --V
Stranger 2: Ok
Stranger 2: Well
Stranger 1: i do like big tits
Stranger 2: I think you're jealous of girls with big breasts
Stranger 1: that is exactly what it sounds like
Stranger 1: its not bad having small breasts, my girlfriend has small breasts...
Stranger 2: Get some help from your friends at Victoria's Secret
Stranger 2: Well yeah it's easier to fit into tight shirts
Stranger 1: i assume.
Stranger 1: i wouldnt really know.
Stranger 2: I would
Stranger 2: OHOHOHOHO
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Question to discuss:
Why are guys so obsessed with oversized breasts when they look so grotesque and would likely deflate badly at some point? --V
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 2: I love small breasts
Stranger 1: i enjoy all sizes
Stranger 2: exactly
Stranger 2: oversized breasts are, if anything, ugly
Stranger 1: and the latter of the question doesnt matter
Stranger 1: i fuck a girl once with big tits, doesn't mean im going to marry her
Stranger 2: huzzah, im talking to someone that's not a retard
Stranger 1: so i enjoy all of them :p
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: I bet this question came from some ugly feminist
Stranger 2: with a huge ugly rack
Stranger 2: har har har
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 2: sucks to be her
Stranger 1: lol
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Question to discuss:
Why are guys so obsessed with oversized breasts when they look so grotesque and would likely deflate badly at some point? --V
Stranger 1: ikr
Stranger 2: Oversized breasts look nasty
Stranger 1: i mean wtf there just fat
Stranger 2: I wouldnt hit that with a golf club
Stranger 1: ikr
Stranger 1: omg like my bf was looking at sum chick becuz she had oversized boobs
Stranger 2: Women obsess over surgery to increase their breast size when all they do is ruin themselves
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Question to discuss:
Why are guys so obsessed with oversized breasts when they look so grotesque and would likely deflate badly at some point? --V
Stranger 1: cause guys are dicks
Stranger 2: BECAUSE TITS ARE AWESOME
Stranger 2: WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
Stranger 1: everything
Stranger 2: ALL TITS ARE AWESOME
Stranger 2: EVEN THE SMALL ONES
Stranger 2: WHY CANT WOMEN UNDERSTAND THAT
Stranger 2: WE JUST LOVE TITS
Stranger 1: idk
Stranger 1: why tho
Stranger 1: theyre just tits
Stranger 2: WELL WHY DO YOU LIKE DICK?
Stranger 2: ITS JUST DICK....RIGHT???
Stranger 1: i dont like dicks
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Question to discuss:
If you had to give up one of your five senses, which would it be? --V
Stranger 2: Hmm
Stranger 2: Touch
Stranger 1: Damn.. I'm so greedy :/
Stranger 1: I can't do it.
Stranger 2: Yeah haa
Stranger 2: I want them all!
Stranger 1: Me too!
Stranger 2: But I could live without touch
Stranger 1: F*ck you, OP, I'm keepin' 'em all!
Stranger 2: except for the like.. not feeling sex part
Stranger 1: Well, you'll lose that, obviously.
Stranger 1: So don't give up touch.
Stranger 2: Okay
Stranger 1: You need all your senses for sex.
Stranger 2: sound could go if I developed a way to listen to music via vibrations
Stranger 1: But then you would hear the breathing, panting and possible moaning.
Stranger 1: And I kinda like that part.
Stranger 2: Hah Im not sure I need to know
Stranger 1: Whoops, TMI.
Stranger 2: a little
Stranger 2: This is weird, why is there a man watching this
Stranger 2: I want to talk to them!
Stranger 1: You're surprised that there's a creep on Omegle?
Stranger 1: You must be new...
Stranger 2: Yeah but Im not new to the internet
Stranger 2: its the same thing
Stranger 1: So, you should be very familiar with the creeps by now.
Stranger 1: He's just another one of them.
Stranger 2: everybody creepin and they dont know how
Stranger 2: so what are you
Stranger 1: A creep, of course.
Stranger 2: oh
Stranger 2: creepy male though?
Stranger 1: Of course.
Stranger 2: right
Stranger 2: I guess there isnt anything but that
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Question to discuss:
If you had to give up one of your five senses, which would it be? --V
Stranger 2: hm, probably my eyesight
Stranger 1: it wouldn't be eyesight
Stranger 1: it wouldn't be hearing either
Stranger 2: oh what would it be then?
Stranger 1: erm
Stranger 1: so thata taste touch
Stranger 1: and what's the last
Stranger 2: sense of smell
Stranger 1: how did i forget :L
Stranger 1: i'm not that thick i swear
Stranger 1: it would probably be smell
Stranger 2: it's ok
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: oh, i think i value the sense of smell more than eyesight
Stranger 2: cuz if you could smell really well like a dog
Stranger 2: it would just be so cool
Stranger 1: i think the world is a far too beautiful place to give up eyesight
Stranger 1: and i'm a photographer
Stranger 1: really
Stranger 1: and you'd still give up eyesight?
Stranger 1: oh :L
Stranger 1: that was me
Stranger 1: i'm just gonna quit while im ahead i think lol
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Question to discuss:
What are your thoughts on "professional gaming"? --V
Stranger 1: fUCKING
Stranger 2: for fags
Stranger 1: AMAZING
Stranger 1: dude
Stranger 1: wtf
Stranger 1: screw you
Stranger 2: fight me
Stranger 1: I CANT WORK With him
Stranger 1: sure
Stranger 1: bdjfh;akdshfkasdhfkasdpfhakosdhdf
Stranger 1: psajdf
Stranger 1: ajsdfoj
Stranger 1: asd
Stranger 1: lfjas
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Stranger 1: lkasdl
Stranger 1: fkasd
Stranger 1: 'lfka
Stranger 1: ;lsddkf;a
Stranger 1: lsdfk
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What is the most illogical statement you've witnessed someone present? --V
Stranger 2: dont fuck with me !
Stranger 1: pick the best ponie
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: like wtf
Stranger 2: this is funny shit
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: anyway see ya
Stranger 2: :D
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What is the most illogical statement you've witnessed someone present? --V
Stranger 1: me love you long time mine friend
Stranger 2: One of my friends once had someone try to convince him that there were aliens on mars
Stranger 2: he pointed to photographic evidence which, when actually examined, turned out to be a property of the type of photograph
Stranger 2: when he pointed this out, he was accused of being "one of them"
Stranger 2: the sad part? This guy worked at a prestigious university
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What is the most illogical statement you've witnessed someone present? --V
Stranger 1: 2 = 1
Stranger 2: Whats anonymous - cochise brooks.
Stranger 2: I wanted to kill him
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Question to discuss:
What is the most illogical statement you've witnessed someone present? --V
Stranger 2: most things a creationist says
Stranger 1: 1 in 3 is 30%
Stranger 2: Why did human males evolve beards? what possible use could they be in a fight to the death with monkeys?
Stranger 2: christians can explain this, god has a beard and he created man in his image
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Question to discuss:
Is it a good idea to microwave this? --V
Stranger 2: HECK YEAH
Stranger 1: sure, why not!
Stranger 1: especially if it's metal
Stranger 2: what could happen?
Stranger 1: nothing
Stranger 2: wait wait
Stranger 1: and be sure to touch it right after it comes out
Stranger 2: are we being watched?
Stranger 2: I get this weird feeling
Stranger 2: >.>
Stranger 1: no way, silly
Stranger 1: this is the internet
Stranger 2: oh okay.
Stranger 1: we're safe here
Stranger 1: you can say aaaanything you want to me
Stranger 2: good.
Stranger 2: I...
Stranger 2: I have to come clean.
Stranger 2: I am your...
Stranger 1: SANDWICH?
Stranger 1: FATHER?
Stranger 1: PICKLE?
Stranger 2: no... it's worse...
Stranger 1: CONSCIENCE?!
Stranger 2: I am you.
Stranger 2: you are someone else.
Stranger 2: I am sorry, but I need me back.
Stranger 1: but OH GOD
Stranger 1: it all makes sense now!
Stranger 2: wait...
Stranger 2: what did you do to my body?
Stranger 1: er...
Stranger 1: ya
Stranger 2: ew that's nasty
Stranger 1: I'm sorry about that
Stranger 2: but it can be fixed, I'm sure.
Stranger 1: I thought it looked cool at the time...
Stranger 2: you'll just have to float as a sentient orb for a while.
Stranger 1: can you at least keep the carebear tattoo?
Stranger 2: Well.....
Stranger 1: it's reallly cuuute
Stranger 2: I'm sure no one's ever gonna see it there...
Stranger 1: ya, right?? it's just like a nice little secret for yourself
Stranger 2: Yeah, you made me too un-me
Stranger 1: it's like version 2.0!
Stranger 2: I want a downgrade.
Stranger 1: sorry, too late
Stranger 2: :(
Stranger 1: no downgrades available
Stranger 2: C'mon, be like Linux, not Apple.
Stranger 2: *hears laughing in the background
Stranger 2: ??
Stranger 2: who is that.
Stranger 2: !!
Stranger 2: ....:::!!!!:::.....
Stranger 2: ooh, what does this button do?
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Question to discuss:
Would you date a girl with mouths for nipples? --V
Stranger 2: Nope.
Stranger 1: i dont know
Stranger 2: I like nipples.
Stranger 1: id be freaked out
Stranger 2: Well, it would be almost perfect for a women, breasts and all...
Stranger 1: can she talk out of them ?
Stranger 2: Guys, they could suck on the cock and the sac...
Stranger 2: That would be fun.
Stranger 2: Of course, I'm just imagining....
Stranger 2: Could they giggle?
Stranger 1: if she had small tits you'd be poking her rib cage
Stranger 2: Breasts, I assume you mean.
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: it would be too messed up
Stranger 2: Now let's take that thought, and reverse it...
Stranger 2: What if you had a woman with four pairs of breasts?
Stranger 2: (Nipples and all)
Stranger 1: just normal nipples
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: Yup.
Stranger 1: that would be okay
Stranger 2: I'd have to agree.
Stranger 2: It's like "D, C, B, A", descending.
Stranger 2: (Or just "a" down the line.)
Stranger 1: that would be amazing
Stranger 1: but she'd look really fat
Stranger 2: Naaahhh....
Stranger 2: Imagine her pregnant.
Stranger 2: (with full breasts.)
Stranger 2: Don't know about you, but I like that thought.
Stranger 1: would she have 2 of each?
Stranger 1: i was imagining one of each size
Stranger 2: Oh, like I said, four pairs.
Stranger 2: DCBA.
Stranger 1: if you have one guy on each part of her then she could pleasure 13 guys at once
Stranger 2: 13? How so?
Stranger 2:
www.releasedreactions.com/mbap/images/multibreast/8tit03.jpg Fer example.
Stranger 1:
D tit suck - D tit suck
C tit suck - C tit suck
B tit suck - B tit suck
A tit suck - A tit suck
Ass
Mouth
2 hand jobs
Vagina
Stranger 2: Ah...wasn't thinking about the hand jobs.
Stranger 1: and maybe one in the middle
Stranger 1: of all the tits
Stranger 2: =Nods=
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Would you turn your rectum inside out, or would you stick your tongue on some sulfiric acid? --V
Stranger 2: Neither
Stranger 2: Wtf is wrong
Stranger 2: With u
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Question to discuss:
Would you turn your rectum inside out, or would you stick your tongue on some sulfiric acid? --V
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 1: what where is this shit comming from
Stranger 2: awesome question
Stranger 1: whos sick stupid mind
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Question to discuss:
If you were a girl, and you had the power to smash people's skulls flat with your boobs, would you make use of this ability? --V
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 1: yes ! :D
Stranger 1: this would be so fucking awesome .
Stranger 2: I know right!
Stranger 2: Boobs for the win!
Stranger 1: woo woo ! (x
Stranger 1: mine are small tho . D:
Stranger 2: Ohhh!! :(
Stranger 2: D cups whoop whoop!
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Would you rather turn your rectum inside-out, or dip your tongue in sulfiric acid? --V
Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Stranger 2: yeaah
Stranger 1: v for vendetta. Stop being gross
Stranger 2: you're officialy one sick motherfucker
Stranger 1: get help question asker
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Would you date someone who had mouths for nipples? --V
Stranger 1: ...
Stranger 2: well.
Stranger 1: where do you come up with these ideas?
Stranger 2: na probably not
Stranger 1: although i must say, they are pure genius.
Stranger 1: hell yeah
Stranger 1: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Is Jesus the strongest pokemon?
Stranger 1: Nah
Stranger 1: he was beat by that one with the hammer and nails
Stranger 1: Jesus revived though
Stranger 1: AFTER he was knocked out
Stranger 1: that's a really great skill
Stranger 1: I wish my Kadabra could do that
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