KOD.
Talk like billy mays in the next skype call for roughly 10 minutes. <3
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[6:02:31 PM] Neckbeard: HI SPIRIT
[6:02:32 PM] Neckbeard: RESIX HERE
[6:02:33 PM] Neckbeard: YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT
[6:02:36 PM] Neckbeard: AND I FUCKING HATE YOU
[6:02:38 PM] Spirit: XDDDD
[6:02:39 PM] Spirit: O HAI
[6:02:40 PM] Drackamence: XDDDDDD
[6:02:42 PM] Spirit: I'M SURE YOU DO
[6:02:44 PM] The Lay I forget a lot: XD
[6:02:44 PM] Neckbeard: ALSO I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY AMAZING NEW PRODUCT
[6:02:47 PM] Neckbeard: IT'S CALLED
SHUT THE FUCK UP
[6:02:48 PM] Spirit: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[6:02:53 PM] Drackamence: LOL
[6:02:54 PM] Neckbeard: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS
[6:02:55 PM] Spirit: tell me more
[6:02:56 PM] Neckbeard: YOU CLOSE YOUR MOUTH
[6:02:59 PM] Neckbeard: AND STOP TALKING
FOREVER
[6:03:02 PM] Neckbeard: FOREVER AND EVER
[6:03:03 PM] Drackamence: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[6:03:05 PM] Neckbeard: CALL NOW
[6:03:07 PM] Spirit: What happens if I call now?
[6:03:12 PM] Drackamence: let's do this
[6:03:13 PM] Spirit: do I get anything
[6:03:17 PM] Spirit: in the next 15 minutes
[6:03:18 PM] Spirit: ?
[6:03:27 PM] Neckbeard: AND GET MY OTHER AMAZING PRODUCT, A SHOT IN THE FACE
[6:03:28 PM] Neckbeard: FOR FREE
[6:03:31 PM] Drackamence: XDDDDD
[6:03:34 PM] Spirit: Now what about
[6:03:37 PM] Spirit: shipping and handling?
[6:03:41 PM] Spirit: I'm a bit concerned
[6:03:44 PM] Drackamence: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
[6:03:50 PM] Spirit: I don't think I'll be able to access your product
[6:03:59 PM] Neckbeard: THE COST OF THE ENTIRE PACKAGE IS ONLY 9.99 PLUS 9001 DOLLARS SHIPPING
[6:04:04 PM] Drackamence: Kchbdjnsbhvewjbhvg
[6:04:05 PM] Drackamence: XDD
[6:04:07 PM] Spirit: only 9001?!
[6:04:07 PM] Neckbeard: BUT I CAN SHIP TO EXTREMELY LIMITED ARAS
[6:04:09 PM] Neckbeard: AREAS*
[6:04:11 PM] Drackamence: I just
[6:04:13 PM] Neckbeard: SO DON'T WORRY
[6:04:13 PM] Drackamence: I love
[6:04:14 PM] Drackamence: no
[6:04:14 PM] Drackamence: cant
[6:04:15 PM] Drackamence: LOL
[6:04:16 PM] Drackamence: xD
[6:04:23 PM] Spirit: Does your merchandise board you?
[6:04:26 PM] Neckbeard: ALSO MY FACE WHEN I REALIZE I'VE BEEN HOLDING DOWN SHIFT THE WHOLE TIME
[6:04:28 PM] Neckbeard: NO
[6:04:30 PM] Neckbeard: BOARDING IS EXTRA
[6:04:32 PM] Drackamence: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[6:04:33 PM] Spirit: DAMN
[6:04:39 PM] Spirit: I THOUGHT I COULD GET AWAY WITH THAT
[6:04:40 PM] Spirit: WELL
[6:04:43 PM] Neckbeard: YOU CAN ASK ABOUT BOARDING SERVICES WITH THE OPERATOR THOUGH
[6:04:50 PM] Neckbeard: WE HAVE VERY FEW OPERATORS AVAILABLE
[6:04:50 PM] Spirit: WHAT OTHER PRODUCTS ARE THERE?
[6:04:52 PM] Neckbeard: WELL
[6:04:54 PM] Neckbeard: HI
[6:04:55 PM] Neckbeard: RESIX HERE
[6:04:57 PM] Spirit: are they sexy operators?
[6:05:00 PM] Spirit: ...
[6:05:05 PM] Neckbeard: AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT JESUS' CAT FUCKING SERVICE
[6:05:12 PM] Spirit: LMFAO
[6:05:13 PM] Neckbeard: ARE YOUR CATS HORNY? IRRITABLE?
[6:05:16 PM] The Lay I forget a lot: LOL
[6:05:21 PM] Neckbeard: DO THEY NEED A GOOD ROMP?
[6:05:24 PM] Neckbeard: WELL NEVER FEAR
[6:05:30 PM] Spirit: My poor Suzy seems to be clingy lately
[6:05:32 PM] Neckbeard: FOR A VEEEEEEEEERY SMALL FEE, LIKE
[6:05:32 PM] Drackamence: -glad she has no cat-
[6:05:35 PM] Neckbeard: 2 TACO BELL TACOS
[6:05:40 PM] Neckbeard: JESUS WILL FLY TO YOUR HOUSE
[6:05:41 PM] Neckbeard: AND SERVICE YOUR CATS
[6:05:44 PM] Spirit: She needs attention and I can't give her what she needs
[6:05:46 PM] Spirit: OH BOY
[6:05:51 PM] Spirit: what can he do?
[6:05:55 PM] Neckbeard: HE CAN DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS
[6:06:00 PM] Neckbeard: LIKE THE ENGLISH TICKLER
[6:06:05 PM] Neckbeard: THE REACH AROUND
[6:06:12 PM] Neckbeard: THE FUZZY PUMPKIN
[6:06:13 PM] Draagon: LMFAO
[6:06:17 PM] Spirit: fuckingdying
[6:06:26 PM] Neckbeard: BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
[6:06:30 PM] Spirit: I'm considering buying the Tina-ator instead
[6:06:36 PM] Spirit: the other products sound so much better
[6:06:52 PM] Neckbeard: WELL FOR A LIMITED TIME THE TINA-ATOR COMES FREE WITH EVERY ORDER OF JESUS' CAT FUCKING SERVICE
[6:07:07 PM] Spirit: Are you fucking serious?!
[6:07:21 PM] Neckbeard: SHE SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE NUDE AND DOES INTERPRETIVE DANCE
[6:07:22 PM] LoL Girl Buddy and Epic Mafia Boss: "I think I need to stay home this weekend and fuck the cat"
[6:07:23 PM] Neckbeard: TO ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
[6:07:30 PM] LoL Girl Buddy and Epic Mafia Boss: ".. what.. the cat.. ok buddy"
[6:07:33 PM] Spirit: What songs?
[6:07:35 PM] Neckbeard: ANY SONGS
[6:07:36 PM] Spirit: please seduce me more
[6:07:37 PM] Neckbeard: SHE MOSTLY LIKES THRILLER
[6:07:38 PM] Spirit: with your words
[6:07:38 PM] LoL Girl Buddy and Epic Mafia Boss: "FIX the CAR. damn you autocorrect"
[6:08:03 PM] Neckbeard: BUT SHE KNOWS ALL THE CLASSICS
[6:08:05 PM] Neckbeard: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE? NO PROBLEM
[6:08:10 PM] Neckbeard: SHE'LL ROCK YOU ALL RIGHT
[6:08:16 PM] Spirit: Now are there any potential diseases with the tina-ator and jesus's cat fucking service?
[6:08:17 PM] Neckbeard: AND YOUR WHOLE HOUSE WILL BE ROCKING W HEN SHE REALLY GETS GOING
[6:08:31 PM] Spirit: Other products, such as the Air-lay delight made my poor cat scratch its balls a lot.
[6:08:32 PM] Neckbeard: TINA IS CLEAN BUT THE JESUS MIGHT HAVE A SLIGHT RISK OF KOD FEVER
[6:08:37 PM] Neckbeard: SPONTANEOUS FEATHERS
[6:08:40 PM] Neckbeard: ANAL LEAKAGE
[6:08:44 PM] Neckbeard: SHOULD NOT EXPOSE TO CHILDREN
[6:08:47 PM] Spirit: oic
[6:08:53 PM] Spirit: But f
[6:08:57 PM] Neckbeard: BUT WHAT
[6:08:57 PM] Spirit: you still have to tell me
[6:09:00 PM] Spirit: what about the children?
[6:09:03 PM] Neckbeard: WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
[6:09:14 PM] Spirit: WHAT IS THERE FOR THE CHILDREN?
[6:09:18 PM] Neckbeard: OH
[6:09:27 PM] Neckbeard: WELL FOR YOU YOUNGSTERS OUT THERE WE HAVE SOME MIGHTY FINE PRODUCTS INDEED
[6:09:35 PM] Neckbeard: I JUST
[6:09:36 PM] Neckbeard: I JUST
[6:09:37 PM] Neckbeard: DON'T KNOW
[6:09:38 PM] Neckbeard: WHAT THEY ARE
[6:09:39 PM] Neckbeard: RIGHT NOW
[6:09:47 PM] Neckbeard: BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY WITH HOOKERS AND BLOW
[6:09:58 PM] Neckbeard: BRB GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD ON A PLANE AND DYING THE NEXT DAY
[6:10:04 PM] Neckbeard: happy?
[6:10:08 PM] Drackamence: xDDDDD