Holy. Crap. What was going on around here? There was Christmas stuff all over the place! Susumu just wandered out of a Hallmark card shop with an initial look of disappointment at their selection of cards. He wanted to send something back home, but nothing seemed fitting. Ok but back to the streets. There was just snow everywhere! Blowing all over the place! He was tempted to run back inside of the building even though it was completely boring, but instead he put on his Spinda hat that had those two dangling balls that swished from side to side, at least covering his ears as he looked at the sudden snow blast in horror. Kids were running around the street with laughs as their mothers yelled at them to put on jackets, but they didn't seem to care. 'Probably cheering for snow days.' He mused to himself with a grin as he tightened his scarf a bit since his neck was feeling bitten from the chill. Also there was a man in a pickle suit running down the street, and children were chasing him. "...why?" He asked out loud with a confused stare as the frightened man bolted away, screaming something about 'Sonichu'.
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oh god the horror. why was he running around in this pickle suit, it was actually really stuffy in the stupid thing. then there were kids chasing him, screaming some things that he paid no attention to whatsoever. "leave me alone you children of the devil!" he ran, trying to get out of this area as fast as he could. there was a reason why he never ever visited the ghettos, and that was because some strange things always happened to go down every time he went there. this was the reasoning behind his latest obsession, the mushroom forest. he had to get there soon, but it seemed that the quickest route was through the dreaded ghettos. "don't steal my money and rape me! i have a life to look up to!" he yelped as a stone seemed to hit his rear end. thankfully, the pickle suit seemed to deflect it.
One thing was for sure, Christmas time got everyone extremely hyper. People were running around like morons, getting whatever deals they could. Danny wanted nothing of that. In face, he wasn't quite sure why he was down here. He didn't wanna get trampled by sale seeking raging women. He ducked around shopping bags that zoomed over his head. He wasn't watching where he was going and bam, knocked his head on a stone wall. He slid to the ground, rubbing his sore head. When Danny looked up he saw...a dude in a pickle suit. Wait, what?
Poor poor man in the pickle suit; Susumu really didn't know how to save him from kids that were raging and on the loose like that, but he could just ignore it and act like he wasn't involved. Another poor blonde sap that looked familiar ended up getting too distracted and walked right into a wall--bam! Susumu laughed as he shook his head and started to walk away, when suddenly all of the TVs in the shop windows started to play. They played loudly too, with speakers on the streets going off. Attention! There has been a kidnapping in the area! The suspects are two blonde males, believed to be age 18 and 17, and they are both armed with Pok?mon. Here is an artist sketch... Holy shit that drawing looked a bit like him, well, if you took off the hat! With his hat on and all of these LAYERS of clothing, he felt nervous as he looked around and suddenly people were staring at him accusingly. They were ganging up on Danny as well. "Uh...Hey pickle guy! W-Wait for me!" Susumu bolted after the man in the pickle suit in a fury as people started to react and chase after him, with some concerned parents screaming and dragging their children inside.
erik was suddenly reminded of the time he was chased by those enraged drug dealers. as he compared the stone-throwing angry children to the thugs from the allies, and found that he wished the thugs were here instead. he watched as a kid ran into a wall, and then children turned then to the two of them. suddenly, a blonde joined them and the scene was set. a rush of courage, a very rare rush at that, swept through the pickle-clad man as he turned to face the children, women, and occasional dad. puffing out his chest, his cheeks getting big, erik uttered one sentence. "step back, i'm a ninja." before he spread his legs far apart, and bent his arms forward. he wasn't really a ninja.
Danny heard the TV announcement and instantly jumped to his feet. People began glaring at him and inching forward. Oh crap what was going on bro. He watched as the other accused blonde got up and chased after the pickle dude. "W-Wait for me!" He said, stuttering as he jumped towards the pickle guy. He got behind him and as soon as he did the dude jumped and said he was a ninja. Danny highly doubted it.
Susumu somehow managed to catch up to the man in the pickle suit, though it was a lot easier when his target wasn't moving and claiming to be a ninja. Suddenly he didn't feel so safe around this pickle guy, and he doubted that they had a plan to get out of this fotted up situation. "If you're a ninja then I'm a Power Ranger." He stated, realizing how such a suit would bring a disadvantage to any type of ninja. How would you even move and transform into Sakuragirl? It just wasn't plausible. "We are sooo screwed." He muttered to himself, backing up slowly as the crowd started to gather around them. Actually, they were completely surrounded. At least the women and children looked weak, but what were they going to do about the high school football players that were taking slow steps towards them? Susumu had no idea, but they should probably prove their innocence in the kidnapping thing. "Wait, you can't form a mob against us!" He suddenly cried, holding out his hand. A gruff looking dude took a step forward with a malicious stare, shouting out "WHY?". Susumu had no answer.
" well then, power ranger. we can karate our way out of this. " he watched as the kid ran over to them, and erik stepped forward, shielding him with his body. when the people walked forwards, suddenly, erik went to grab shamu. " go with it, or we'll all die. " he whispered into the other man's ear as he attempted to get his arms behind his back. " i'm a cop! undercover and everything! you are under arrest, good sir! " he looked over to the kid, a smile spreading across his face. " you'll be safe now, kiddo. "
Danny still didn't understand what the heck was going on. But this other guy just jumped in front and started yapping out things that escaped Danny's ear. He turned to the other teen and pointed to the one in front of them. "Can we really trust this dude with our safety?" He asked. They had just met him, heck, they just met each other. And now they were getting into trouble already. Things always happened to him, even when he didn't cause anything.
Susumu flinched when he was suddenly grabbed by the man in the pickle suit and turned around, almost expecting something violent when Erik made a dramatic declaration. He was a cop?! Oh, wait, he was faking it. He had to be! No handcuffs were used, and honestly if this guy in a pickle suit had some on hand he'd be extremely worried about why he had them and the suit in the first place. Some kind of freaky pickle bondage fetish? Not worth thinking about, even though Danny wasn't in the clear yet. He gave Danny a nervous look at the statement, not knowing whether he should trust Erik or not either. "I don't know...just play along." Whispering it back to him as he glanced at the hulking giant football players that threatened to grab them and beat them up, he cringed. They were so doomed. "Why is a cop in a pickle suit?" "Hey, where are the hand cuffs? What about his rights? What about the other guy? Hey, this is weird..." Voices, many different voices started to emerge and protest, with increasing suspicion towards Erik and his 'cop claim'. Susumu already knew that this was not going well, so they were definitely screwed unless they bolted!
the doubts that were yelled out were obvious indications that erik's cop claiming wasn't working. he had to think of a new plan, and fast. " look! over there! it's osama bin laden! " he yelled out, pointing over at a random guy that might have looked a little like the infamous man. almost immediately, erik went to grab hold of danny, and push shamu in the direction of an alley. " and now we run! " with that, he took off. now, shamu and danny should probably have gone after him, seeing as how the pickle-clad man was their only source of help at the moment. but wait, what was happening? was he evolving? the pickle suit was being molted off ( with the help of a zipper ) to show a pair of jeans and a t-shirt! now he could fit in!
Danny and the other two were getting backed into a corner by the strangers on the street. He backed up to a wall and waved his hands. "Now now, let's not get too hasty here...!" He said, trying to calm the wave of people around them. However, pickle suit dude had other ideas. He told them to just go along with it, and that Danny did. He stayed quiet as the pickle suit dude yelled and everybody turned their heads. And then, they ran. He bolted away from the large group and raced after the pickle suit dude. Danny couldn't believe his safety was stuck with a guy...in a pickle suit. He didn't even know how or why they made pickle suits in the first place! Seemed kinda silly to him. He ran after him anyways, wondering where the heck they were going.
They were definitely getting backed up into a corner, and with the crowd quickly regaining suspicion over them Susumu was ready to call it quits. Osama Bin Laden?! Wasn't he dead? He didn't care very much, though he did stare in the direction Erik pointed in, confused for several moments until he heard the command. Go! That was it! He got the plan now, a bit late, as he tried to catch up to the man in the pickle suit and the blonde guy. Full speed ahead as Erik suddenly dropped his disguise, nearly colliding into the faltering Susumu as he let out an annoyed cry. "Hey, watch it!" He nearly tripped over the damn thing! His heart was racing as he heard the crowd cry after them, sensing their lust for blood after being tricked by someone that looked so appalling. There was a creepy doll shop nearby, especially for grown older men that thought it was a good idea to dress up as them for conventions. "We should hide in there!" Susumu hardly thought about this plan, thinking maybe that the masks would scare off anyone that tried to chase after them. He opened the door and whistled for the others to come back his way, holding the door open for them as he slipped himself inside. Then oh god. The sights he saw in here must never be told to another living being. This was horrifying.
the people looking at the direction that he had pointed in was perfect, all that he needed. the boys made a rather clean escape, until someone yelled " hey! bin laden's dead! " and the mob turned back on the men, only to see that there was an empty space instead. it was like a scooby doo movie, with how they ran away from the mob. erik did duck into the doll shop, holding the door open for danny and making sweeping ' hurry up ' motions with his hand. with that, he shut the door and ducked behind a hanging dress, grabbing a mask along the way and throwing it on. " i'm a doll, you guys. "
Danny followed the two and ducked behind a large doll. Oh dear lord, he was hiding behind a doll. He backed up to a wall instead of hiding behind a huge creepy doll. "OK...now what? Wait them out?" He whispered to the others. Danny wasn't too sure what to do. They were out numbered quite a lot, hopefully no one would ever think to go in this creepy doll store. And if they did...well, no comment.
Susumu stared in horror as Erik put on the first mask he saw and labeled himself as a doll. That was creepy as hell. "Take it off, you're traumitizing people." He teased, though seriously take it off. It was freaky. It was unlikely that anyone would bother to find them in this place, with Danny leaning closer and asking the dreaded question. He had no plan other than to hide. "Ok, wait. Maybe if we walk out in masks." Susumu picked out one labeled 'SIBSTER', whatever that was, and put it on. The next poster can describe what it looks like, since Susumu didn't even look at anything besides the name.
erik blinked a few times from behind his mask, giving the two of them a look. " what? you two have no sense in humor, i swear. " he took off the freaky mask, though and placed it up on the doll so that it looked like it was looking at them. " now all we need is that dude from frankenstien... " yet again he was musing aloud, watching as the blond guy picked up a mask with 'SIBSTER' on it, which had this half pink draagon on it and blue dracken on it ( he was guessing that thing was half dragon, half kracken ). erik himself picked up a mask, one that had the look of a zangoose on it, just instead of the words 'ZANGOOSE' on it it spelled out in big, derpy and unfitting letters, 'FOT'. he wondered what a fot was, and instantly thought it was an acronym for 'frack you toma'. what was a toma, though? he had no clue.
"A sense of humor? You do realize you're hiding behind a doll, right?" Danny asked, finding the question a tad bit ironic. Considering this dude had a whacked up sense of humor to find any of this funny. The doll that was in front of Danny then began shaking a bit. Danny narrowed his eyes at Erik and rolled his eyes. "Haha, very funny. Moving the dolls to make them even more creepy." However, that wasn't the case. The doll suddenly stopped shaking and turned its head completely around...without moving its body. Danny's eyes widened as he backed up even more into the wall. "G-g-g-uys! S-s-something weird is going on here!" He cried, as the doll gave a creepy laugh. What the heck did they walk into? A voodoo house?
Susumu could only grin and shake his head at Erik's comment, taking off the 'SIBSTER' mask as he gave it a glance over to take in the details for himself. How obnoxious, with all of those colors and extra details. He definitely did not want to be a sibster, whatever the hell it was. "I think we need a Batman mask." He was only joking around, but having a mask for cover when they were outside in that angry crowd would've been helpful. No one would ever expect the dark knight to be a criminal; obviously he was a good guy. With a childish grin he took the Batman mask off of the shelf and put it on, not realizing what was about to happen. As Danny was flipping out about the masks being 'creepy', Susumu started feeling a little dizzy. Was something using Hypnosis on him? All he knew was that he was talking, and it wasn't his usual voice. It was THE BATMAN'S voice, and he had no control over it. "You have disturbed the creatures of this shop." Batman's voice came from the mask, which hid Susumu's face as the eyes flickered ominously.
dude this doll shop was not the ordinary doll shop. actually, that was put in the lightest of terms. this doll shop was creepier than a bird and squirrel mix. by the way, that was creepy as well. then over by danny, a doll did some sort of 360 with it's head, causing danny to freak the freak out. " oh my god. this is like that one movie. CHUCKY. yeah. now the doll is going to want to eat you all up, bro. " erik at least tried to smile a big, warm smile for the kid that was going to get cut apart like a chainsaw massacre rerun. then, he looked at whale boy who was completely possessed by the mask. what the actual dog? " woah! batman! where's your bat cave? " he had never seen- oh wait, yes he did. The Mask was a movie where the mask took over another's being, if he could remember. how did the ending of that movie go... " i think you're supposed to do this... " erik attempted to pull the mask right off of shamu's face. he kind of hoped that it wasn't glued there.
resix: LOL i wasn't ari
Nov 20, 2020 4:43:38 GMT -5
resix: just a lil resix
Nov 20, 2020 4:43:47 GMT -5
zacariah: Lmao no one said you were Ari! I was trying to ask you if she was from Quebec, or if that was just my head canon, but Sheepy answered it already~
Dec 31, 2020 16:25:57 GMT -5
zacariah: also I just noticed this chatroom is called a shoutbox, and says you're shouting as someone
Dec 31, 2020 16:26:14 GMT -5
zacariah: SO I FEEL OBLIGATED TO TALK WITH ONLY CAPS FROM NOW ON
Dec 31, 2020 16:26:26 GMT -5
zacariah: ALSO THIS IS THE SLOWEST CONVERSATION EVER
Dec 31, 2020 16:26:35 GMT -5
zacariah: HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET TO CHECK THIS FOR A MONTH.
Dec 31, 2020 16:26:43 GMT -5
zacariah: ALSO I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE RULES FOR CHEYENNE AND WHY ON EARTH DID MOVE TUTORS REQUIRE 1 REAL WORLD HOUR TO TEACH MOVES. THAT COULD LITERALLY BE A 1 POST INTERACTION OR A 12 POST INTERACTION FOR THOSE FAST TYPERS. MAN THAT WAS A WEIRD RULE
Dec 31, 2020 16:28:43 GMT -5
zacariah: I ABUSED EVERY OTHER RULE ON THE SITE, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I ABUSE THAT ONE
Dec 31, 2020 16:28:52 GMT -5
rekari: ig 2020 was bad enough we all came back here
Feb 11, 2021 5:28:55 GMT -5
zacariah: I wish I could remember the name of a joke character I made on this site.
Mar 26, 2021 22:26:47 GMT -5
zacariah: It was some random alt account I made to mess with the mods, who refused a Pok?mon and went on route 1 just trying to fist fight Pok?mon, only to encounter an Ekans, get poisoned and die. That was probably my peak RP on this site.
Mar 26, 2021 22:27:08 GMT -5
zacariah: even if he only lasted like an hour.
Mar 26, 2021 22:27:30 GMT -5
resix: oh god who knows. we did some stupid shit back then and took ourselves WAAAAY too seriously, even if we were the site that Didn't Take Anything Seriously (tm)
Mar 27, 2021 3:01:06 GMT -5
resix: i was the worst offender. everything was hilarious until i was super buttmad for no reason. it was awful
Mar 27, 2021 3:01:24 GMT -5