Post by Sp❣rit on Feb 26, 2012 20:26:51 GMT -5
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╰☆╮ HOOOOOOOONK ╰☆╮
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Full Name: Draagon Dillor Twizzlecakes
Gender: Female
Age: July 10th, claimed to be as old as her truck
Appearance:
Draagon is said to be a mystical creature that rarely grants those the sight of her feminine form. Several have been tricked into mistaking her for a male, mostly due to several issues with an odd microphone that protrudes from her trucker’s hat. The hat is a clean old thing that definitely does not smell like cigarette smoke, possessing the logo of a giant Pikachu up front, giving a peace sign to the phrase ‘Powerful Nipples’ in bright yellow letters. Her hair is all over the place but we’re pretty sure she’s Asian so it’s probably some kind of really pretty dark color. Draagon is said to never show her eyes, lest she mesmerize you with her most eerie hypnotic stare. She hides her eyes with dark sunglasses and tells people to 'deal with it' while making funny faces.
When she really smiles she will tilt her head in a 90* angle like "(:" and she'll violate your every hope and dream. She's a very expressive girl that always lets others know when she's happy and when she rages she tends to make even odder faces that should not be shown in public. She's a bit taller than most girls, considering that she has an alternate form as a dragon with awesome purple, blue and pink scales. It's as if she looks like cotton candy at all times, except she's not fluffy. You don't want to hug this dragon, especially with her powerful nipples that threaten to stab whoever even tries to touch her.
Her human form has her as your average housewife who has several stretch marks on her belly from giving birth to two children. She looks completely innocent to most that see her, not looking like the kind of girl that would turn into a dragon and drive a truck across your front lawn. Though she's not the hottest Draagon on the planet, she's known for having the capacity to seduce whoever she wants with those scary eyes of hers. Do not let her stare at you.
Background:
Draagon lived in the Cheyenne region since it was discovered in the year 2006, following her vagabond parents that consisted of a Hippie and the President of California. The union was beautiful and formed rainbows across the sky, blessing the Cheyenne region with this new and happy family. She was a good little dragon despite the lack of communication with her friends during her first year. Then she finally discovered the cbox and the roller coaster in Cheyenne began.
Her parents were good to her but definitely a little conflicting because her father was awfully strict for a Hippie while her mother wanted her to become President of other things. Soon she became a G-Mod in Cheyenne with the support of her mother and then both parents died in a terrible accident involving trucks. That was when she saw the Pokémon right there, the Truckinator. It was a gorgeous creature, basking in the blood of her parents after the rest of its species killed them off. She had to have it for her own. For several days and nights she crept on the truck, eyes never leaving its form. Though it was hard to see at night with dark sunglasses, she wore them at all times and kept following the little Truckinator anyways. At that moment she saw the Truckinator get injured by a DRAG QUEEN named Micah and she knew that saving the Truckinator was the right thing to do.
She pleaded with Micah to spare the life of the Truckinator and that she'd give him anything he wanted in return. Micah agreed with the condition that she would bear his children, which required a lot of work because Micah had trouble imagining Draagon as a man. It was only when Draagon used her magical microphone that a young girl and boy named Clover and Renegade were conceived. The two children often played with the Truckinator, who managed to make a swift recovery with Draagon's intense CPR sessions. One day Micah had a surprise for Draagon and it was not a happy surprise. It was the day that would devastate her and turn her life completely around. That's 180*, so two of these: (: (:
"Soo Chin I must leave you, but Renegade is mine. TTFN, bitch." Micah took the infant in his arm and left Draagon to be a single parent with Clover. Micah didn't even get her name right, the bastard. It was then that she decided that she had to become a Pokémon trainer to promptly kick his ass. With Clover strapped onto her back and the Truckinator she saved as her first Pokemon, she hopped right inside and drove it straight over to Route 1 with murderous intent.
Personality:
Draagon is one of the more cheerful people that you'll ever get to meet. She runs right out there and drags everyone into the conversation, more than happy just to get this amazing flow of love and hipster love out there. She forces people with similar sounding names to be her 'sibster' so she can have a sibbing connection with them that no one else can understand. It's usually a very emotional subject for her, and it isn't rare for Draagon to break into tears when talking about her love for her sibsters. Draagon is a kind and fair girl that goes all 'JUSTICE WOMAN' when she thinks that things are going wonky in the badonkadonk.
Her sense of humor tends to be something that everyone can relate to, which makes it very easy for others to swarm towards her in this whirlpool of Draagon love and understanding. She's rarely mean to others, even if they are mean to her first. It takes a special sort of button to be pressed before she explodes in your face and makes up swears you didn't even know existed. Her rage is hilarious though, and almost no one ever dies. She's a witty girl that can find some way to brighten up another person's day, even if she isn't feeling so well herself.
She's also a bit of an artist, enjoying very pretty things and surrounding herself with pretty people. It cheers her up as she paints on the faces of her friends and watches them try to rub it off in frustration. Over the years her intense perversion has been sticking out like a a finger with frost bite, able to turn nearly anything into an innuendo as she threatens to softly grope her friends. Expect corruption to happen when this one is around, especially when she slithers towards you with her tentacles.
She's not mean, but she's only mean to Micah. fyi. and even then she's not even that mean.
Info: Truckinator is her starter. Carries a young baby named Clover on her back at all times. She's not going to Route 1, the Lab or the Ranger. She's going to grope you softly.
╰☆╮ HOOOOOOOONK ╰☆╮
Full Name: Draagon Dillor Twizzlecakes
Gender: Female
Age: July 10th, claimed to be as old as her truck
Appearance:
Draagon is said to be a mystical creature that rarely grants those the sight of her feminine form. Several have been tricked into mistaking her for a male, mostly due to several issues with an odd microphone that protrudes from her trucker’s hat. The hat is a clean old thing that definitely does not smell like cigarette smoke, possessing the logo of a giant Pikachu up front, giving a peace sign to the phrase ‘Powerful Nipples’ in bright yellow letters. Her hair is all over the place but we’re pretty sure she’s Asian so it’s probably some kind of really pretty dark color. Draagon is said to never show her eyes, lest she mesmerize you with her most eerie hypnotic stare. She hides her eyes with dark sunglasses and tells people to 'deal with it' while making funny faces.
When she really smiles she will tilt her head in a 90* angle like "(:" and she'll violate your every hope and dream. She's a very expressive girl that always lets others know when she's happy and when she rages she tends to make even odder faces that should not be shown in public. She's a bit taller than most girls, considering that she has an alternate form as a dragon with awesome purple, blue and pink scales. It's as if she looks like cotton candy at all times, except she's not fluffy. You don't want to hug this dragon, especially with her powerful nipples that threaten to stab whoever even tries to touch her.
Her human form has her as your average housewife who has several stretch marks on her belly from giving birth to two children. She looks completely innocent to most that see her, not looking like the kind of girl that would turn into a dragon and drive a truck across your front lawn. Though she's not the hottest Draagon on the planet, she's known for having the capacity to seduce whoever she wants with those scary eyes of hers. Do not let her stare at you.
Background:
Draagon lived in the Cheyenne region since it was discovered in the year 2006, following her vagabond parents that consisted of a Hippie and the President of California. The union was beautiful and formed rainbows across the sky, blessing the Cheyenne region with this new and happy family. She was a good little dragon despite the lack of communication with her friends during her first year. Then she finally discovered the cbox and the roller coaster in Cheyenne began.
Her parents were good to her but definitely a little conflicting because her father was awfully strict for a Hippie while her mother wanted her to become President of other things. Soon she became a G-Mod in Cheyenne with the support of her mother and then both parents died in a terrible accident involving trucks. That was when she saw the Pokémon right there, the Truckinator. It was a gorgeous creature, basking in the blood of her parents after the rest of its species killed them off. She had to have it for her own. For several days and nights she crept on the truck, eyes never leaving its form. Though it was hard to see at night with dark sunglasses, she wore them at all times and kept following the little Truckinator anyways. At that moment she saw the Truckinator get injured by a DRAG QUEEN named Micah and she knew that saving the Truckinator was the right thing to do.
She pleaded with Micah to spare the life of the Truckinator and that she'd give him anything he wanted in return. Micah agreed with the condition that she would bear his children, which required a lot of work because Micah had trouble imagining Draagon as a man. It was only when Draagon used her magical microphone that a young girl and boy named Clover and Renegade were conceived. The two children often played with the Truckinator, who managed to make a swift recovery with Draagon's intense CPR sessions. One day Micah had a surprise for Draagon and it was not a happy surprise. It was the day that would devastate her and turn her life completely around. That's 180*, so two of these: (: (:
"Soo Chin I must leave you, but Renegade is mine. TTFN, bitch." Micah took the infant in his arm and left Draagon to be a single parent with Clover. Micah didn't even get her name right, the bastard. It was then that she decided that she had to become a Pokémon trainer to promptly kick his ass. With Clover strapped onto her back and the Truckinator she saved as her first Pokemon, she hopped right inside and drove it straight over to Route 1 with murderous intent.
Personality:
Draagon is one of the more cheerful people that you'll ever get to meet. She runs right out there and drags everyone into the conversation, more than happy just to get this amazing flow of love and hipster love out there. She forces people with similar sounding names to be her 'sibster' so she can have a sibbing connection with them that no one else can understand. It's usually a very emotional subject for her, and it isn't rare for Draagon to break into tears when talking about her love for her sibsters. Draagon is a kind and fair girl that goes all 'JUSTICE WOMAN' when she thinks that things are going wonky in the badonkadonk.
Her sense of humor tends to be something that everyone can relate to, which makes it very easy for others to swarm towards her in this whirlpool of Draagon love and understanding. She's rarely mean to others, even if they are mean to her first. It takes a special sort of button to be pressed before she explodes in your face and makes up swears you didn't even know existed. Her rage is hilarious though, and almost no one ever dies. She's a witty girl that can find some way to brighten up another person's day, even if she isn't feeling so well herself.
She's also a bit of an artist, enjoying very pretty things and surrounding herself with pretty people. It cheers her up as she paints on the faces of her friends and watches them try to rub it off in frustration. Over the years her intense perversion has been sticking out like a a finger with frost bite, able to turn nearly anything into an innuendo as she threatens to softly grope her friends. Expect corruption to happen when this one is around, especially when she slithers towards you with her tentacles.
She's not mean, but she's only mean to Micah. fyi. and even then she's not even that mean.
Info: Truckinator is her starter. Carries a young baby named Clover on her back at all times. She's not going to Route 1, the Lab or the Ranger. She's going to grope you softly.