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Post by CHEYENNE on Mar 17, 2012 10:47:38 GMT -5
answer one of the following questions in ~ 100 words, in character. derp answers will receive derp prizes. include your package of choice in your post and if we deem the answer to be satisfactory, you will get it. try to focus on character analysis!
promo closes on march 18th, so don't dawdle!
» what is your favourite drink, and why » what type of underwear are you wearing? » what is your most embarrassing drunken memory? PACKAGE 1 level 10 bug/poison swarm | insomnia poison sting - string shot - scary face - constrict |
PACKAGE 2 level 5 poison liquid ooze | sticky hold pound - pain split |
PACKAGE 3 level 5 flying/psychic synchronize | early bird peck - leer - haze |
DERP PRIZE
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Post by Parallel on Mar 17, 2012 11:56:42 GMT -5
what type of underwear are you wearing?
"What?!", Abi asked, trying to appear more offended than she actually was.
Relenting to the inevitable outburst of laughter she looked at the interviewer clad in green saying, "Gimme a second while I check!" Stretching her jeans away from her thigh she tugged up her underwear to see them. She laughed, showing the lacy strip to the interviewer. Her favourite pair with black lace design, similarly shaped to girls boxers, a bright orange spider embroidered on the hip. With a cheeky smile she teased that there might be a few more spiders, but the interviewer wouldn't be the one to find them!
She'd been wearing underwear! Hurrah!
PACKAGE 3 level 5 flying/psychic synchronize | early bird peck - leer - haze |
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Post by ♔ QUEEN KASSY on Mar 17, 2012 12:05:06 GMT -5
SERENITY WANTS PACKAGE #3
You’re such a pervert for wanting to know what kind of underwear I’m wearing, but fine I’ll tell you. It’s those cute boy shorts, you know the ones for girls with cute designs? Yep, mine says “dream girl” with a cute mushnara on it, I know you’re jealous. There now you have it pervert, and don’t even think of trying anything funny…. I hope you're happy now, and no I will not show them to you… why would I show them to a pervert? Seriously… that’s just … no. Yeah, you can totally go away now you stupid ugly pervert.
exactly... 100 words! <3
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Post by Steve on Mar 17, 2012 12:20:37 GMT -5
what is your most embarrassing drunken memory?
"I've had an incident where I have actually been too drunk to the point I took my pants off and starting whipping guy's butts with them. Some guy punched me, after that it was just a blur, but I remember crawling towards the restroom to let loose all of nature's essence from the bowels of my throat. I felt like I was there for three days, then I passed out by the toilet. To this day there are still pictures of it even, and I apparently had no pants on revealing my transformers boxers," Seizel said. Slightly embarrassed at that, but he wouldn't live it down.
Seizel would like Package #3 Please
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Post by Kula Hula Kimmie on Mar 17, 2012 13:12:31 GMT -5
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What type of underwear are you wearing?
A hot blush flushed Nevoa's cheeks as her brown eyes widened in horror. "W-What?!" she manage to gasp as she backed away from the questioner. Her eyes darted every which way for a way to escape the man but he had enough people with him that surely she wouldn't be allowed to escape without answering. Swallowing hard, she opened her mouth to answer but no noise would form. She could feel her lips moving but no sound, no noise, no words.
Clearing her throat, she squeaked out, "Boyshorts," and sped away. Whether they understood her or not was their problem.
[Taking derp package because most likely I won't claim this anyways]
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Post by Sheepy on Mar 17, 2012 13:28:14 GMT -5
COMBO BREAKER!!!! PACKAGE 1 BABY!
Most embarrassing memory? Jeez, I guess it has to be when I was Articuno’s vision this year where I had the unfortunate predicament of having a nice grope of Susumu’s man boobs…. Honestly, it isn’t what you think! I had a nice sexy lady sitting on my lap moments before, well until I passed out briefly, and so I thought it was her! At least I can remember certain parts of the memory; strangely only the moments in which I got hurt or embarrassed myself though.....
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Post by Taz on Mar 17, 2012 13:31:32 GMT -5
what type of underwear are you wearing?
"Und...er...wear?" Lucy asked as she stared blankly at the question asker with a confused and slightly astounded expression. What were underwear again? The only time she had ever been told about them was when she was forced to live with the humans after they took her away from Lily. They were nasty, scratchy things and she saw no use for them. Why would she be wearing them now? "I don't have any" she said matter of factly. She saw the interviewer's pitying looks and her heart filled with rage. She got up and threw her chair at him. "What are you doing here anyway? Get out!"
Lucy would like prize package number one.
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Post by ASKR ! on Mar 17, 2012 13:49:44 GMT -5
lukas would like the first prize package. what type of underwear are you wearing?A toothy, feral grin splits his face the moment the question is asked, and he leans forward eagerly. "Of course I'll tell you, darling, if you tell me? Or, even better, how about we both get naked and solve the dilemma of this question entirely?" He winks and trails his hands down his chest, finally looping his fingers in the hem of his jeans. "You wanna see?" He pulls the fabric down to reveal neon pink, leopard-print boxers. "They're my favorite pair. Lucky, these are." He winks, and then; "Well. If you know what I mean."
wc: 96
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Post by \m/*.*\m/ on Mar 17, 2012 15:33:00 GMT -5
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Sprite
I was never one for alcoholic beverages. After my mother’s death our family butler raised my siblings and I in our father’s absence. In my youth I was prone to stomach viruses. Our butler however always knew the treatment: toast, crackers, and sprite. I use to refuse until our butler told me, “When I first started working here I had similar problems. Your mother that taught me this remedy, please Jacob drink.” Now when I am sipping sprite I see my butler’s face, feel my mother’s warmth, I know I am okay, and my mother is happy in her afterlife.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Mar 17, 2012 16:01:25 GMT -5
» what is your most embarrassing drunken memory?
Susumu felt strange being tossed in here during the St. Patricks Day event, but apparently this was required for some kind of game. He snickered at the question the interviewer gave him, groaning a little at the memory. "Yeah, there was this time when I was with a friend...she's kind of nuts when drunk, right?" He giggled at the memory, as if he was revealing a forbidden secret. "W-Well, somehow we got to this dare where I had to sing. I was Elvis, shaking m-my pelvis." He cracked up, dipping his head down low with a fit of laughter.
--99/100 words? Two word counters gave me different things. Might've counted 'St.Patrick's day' differently.
PACKAGE 1 level 10 bug/poison swarm | insomnia poison sting - string shot - scary face - constrict |
-- I really just want the Dusk Ball, kekeke
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Post by Soteria on Mar 17, 2012 16:30:41 GMT -5
what is your favourite drink, and why Soteria came into the room to look at what the St. Patrick’s Promo is about and looked at the questions given. After a bit, she decided to go with the favorite drink question because the others were embarrassing to say. ”My favorite drink hmm that will be Root Bear since I don’t really drink much. The reason it’s my favorite because it has a very nice flavor to it and it can even be use to make a float if you have the right stuff to make it. Vanilla Ice Cream is the best with the Root Beer and delicious.
Exactly 100 Words and I would like to have the 1st Package please.
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Post by Grey on Mar 17, 2012 16:39:07 GMT -5
'What's your most embarrassing drunken memory?' Scott went a very bright red as he sat in his stool, his eyes shifting uncomfortably as he debated telling the truth of the story. "On one of my friend's birthdays, I went to his house for a night of drinking and revelry." He paused and sighed. "Well, another one of the boys there challenged me to a friendly drinking competition. First to twenty shots. I won of course, but I had been drinking on an empty stomach and got alcohol poisoning. Long story short, I blacked out and they dragged me outside. I threw up in the garden and ruined his mother's petunias. They brought me back inside for some dumb reason, and I wound up being unable to reach the bathroom. I have no memory of doing it, but apparently, I pooped all over my friends living room. Couch cushions (both sides), a fly swatter, a TV remote, a blanket, and the floor of course. Very little was spared from my gastric distress... imagine my surprise when I woke up." Scott sighed heavily again in embarrassment.
Word Count - 178 | Promo Pack - 1
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Post by DR-@@GON on Mar 17, 2012 17:02:10 GMT -5
s i e r r a c a t a l y n n » what type of underwear are you wearing?
What. Sierra blinked as the question was asked, feeling a slight blush come over her. "Is it even legal to ask that question?" She laughed back at him, wondering now if this was an official interview or if some random pervert was making it seem that way to investigate girls' underwear. Either way, she couldn't back out now. "One sec." She turned slightly and slowly tugged the top of her skirt away with one finger, peering at her own panties. "Pink, thin, kind of lacy. There's a pikachu on the front." Yep, one of her favorites. ...This was so weird.
100 Words!
PACKAGE TWOOOOO
s w e e t dreams
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Post by Sp❣rit on Mar 17, 2012 17:12:17 GMT -5
GREY/ZORDON : DERP PRIZE[/center] Read the first post carefully, guys. <3
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Post by Whirlaway on Mar 17, 2012 17:25:53 GMT -5
I'll take Package 3! » what is your favourite drink, and why
[/color]came her rather definitive answer. "They're so nice on a summer night." Oh yes, especially vanilla. Faye's hands clung onto the edge of the stool between her splayed legs and rocked tentatively, waiting for something. When there was no immediate response however, the girl had assumed that she'd failed to answer the correct question, as usual. Absentmindedly, she'd peel away the waistband of her jeans to pull out an inch of the elastic band of her pink undergarments. “Pi-”she paused, head snapping back to the board of questions. She did answer correctly the first time! Her posture when rigid as she stammered out a reply that matched her now ashen face, “p-pale ale. Do you...? I need some.”[/ul][/font]
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Post by WOLFBANE. on Mar 17, 2012 18:13:47 GMT -5
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Tilting her head with an added laugh, what kind of question was this? Of course they'd just assume she would drink regularly, but they weren't too far off as the girl thought of her various experiences. "Welll~" Cooing in slight delight at the memory, she bit her lip to choke back a giggle, smiling impishly as if caught in her tracks. "This one time, I don't really remember the whole thing, but someone was on my back, riding me like a pony," Snickering in disbelief at her words, Skye nodded. "It was his idea though."[/style] |
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Post by (๑•́ ₃ •̀ on Mar 17, 2012 18:23:01 GMT -5
((Package 2 please~))
Astrid quickly skimmed the questions, it was clear which one she would like to answer the most. ”My favorite drink is buttered milk” She answered, gleefully ignoring the fact that she was probably supposed to mention something alcoholic. ”It has a rich unique flavor I think and uhm...” She paused a bit, she was beginning to sound like a commercial, ”Well Father always said it was good for your bones, and as a Pokémon Paladin I need strong bones and...” she was definitely sounding like a commercial now. Astrid frowned a bit and decided to escape before she was forced to answer more questions.
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Post by lion on Mar 17, 2012 21:16:53 GMT -5
Blake grimaced down at the list of questions. No way was he answering question 3. And question 2 was just.... the heck?! He settled on the first question. What is your favorite drink, and why?"Whatever. I like sparkling grape cider." He looked around, trying to make sure no one was listening in. "It's just that... it's so fizzy. It makes me feel funny. And it tastes really good. The kind I drink doesn't have alcohol, he scowled as he thought about the last time he drank beer, "But it's addicting, ok?!" Face red, he stormed out of the room. PACKAGE 1, I CHOOSE YOU! According to Microsoft Word, that was exactly 100 words.
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Post by arionne ♥ on Mar 17, 2012 21:27:29 GMT -5
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[classy=name]O Fate[/classy] [classy=one]F[/classy]ate looked at the question and felt his face turning red. Did he have to answer it? The man seemed quite insistent, claiming that he needed many people to answer his survey, and really Fate wanted to help, but... "I - Well..." he stuttered on his words, not quite believing that he was answering this question. But it was important to be truthful, so he took a deep breath. "Briefs are easy." He liked the control and security that came with them, but really that wasn't something he shared. Looking away, Fate smiled and tried not to look uneasy.
[classy=one]OOC[/classy][classy=ooc]package two GULPIN <3
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Post by SKIPPAPPAPALOOZA! on Mar 17, 2012 21:30:52 GMT -5
skippy would like nummmmer three please.
what was his favourite drink, and why? well, that was easy. he was a man, and don't anyone forget it, so he drank manly drinks. sure, he could go a vodka cranberry now and then, but they weren't his favourites. he would have a tequila sunrise, or a lemon, lime and bitters, but he didn't seek them out on purpose, oh no. his drink was a manly whiskey on the rocks. hold the rocks. and people didn't call him renae. they called him "sir". because that was how manly he was. "green apple v-vodka cruisers," he squeaked, then shuffled away. damn it.
one hundred words, yowza.
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