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Post by Genevieve on Jul 10, 2012 11:47:14 GMT -5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I'm not cool enough to find awesome pictures and crap! So I'll just sit here and awkwardly stare at you until you learn to ignore my failure.
<(ʘ‿ʘ)>
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Post by ESTER on Jul 10, 2012 13:58:39 GMT -5
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU DRAA. BUT HAPPY BURTH DEY. :'D(have an Edward!)
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Post by [K]azzy on Jul 10, 2012 14:44:23 GMT -5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Samerra for the win <3
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jul 10, 2012 15:02:03 GMT -5
OH CRAP I FORGOT SOME IMPORTANT STUFF! FROM DRACKEN: The Battle For The Dracken
This time around, Sierra Shot her Dracken. She had been busy with the Dracken for hours and now wanted nothing more than a Derpy cuddle or a Sibbulence massage from her lover Sam.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her Borbiful Sam appeared at the door, grinning Cheyennely.
"Put down the Dracken," Sam said Cooly. "Unless you want me to Shoot that Dracken on your Head."
Sierra put down the Dracken. She was Resibish. She had never seen Sam so Awesomesauce before and it made her Oddly.
Sam picked up the Dracken, then withdrew a Dragon from his Arm. "Don't be so Resibish," Sam said with a Awesomesauce grimace. "A Goat bit my Ear this morning, and everything became Borbence. Now with this Dracken and this Dragon I can Cooly rule the world!"
Sierra clutched her Red Ear Quickly. This was her lover, her Borbiful Sam, now staring at her with a Awesomesauce Arm.
"Fight it!" Sierra shouted. "The Goat just wants the Dracken for his own Borbiful devices! He doesn't love you, not the Derpy way I do!"
Sierra could see Sam trembling Quickly. Sierra reached out her Head and touched Sam's Arm Cooly. She was Borbiful, so Borbiful, but she knew only her Red love for Sam would break the Goat's spell.
Sure enough, Sam dropped the Dracken with a thunk. "Oh, Sierra," he squealed. "I'm so Derpy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Sierra had already moved this time around. Like a borb who sibbed happily over a rainbow, she pressed her Head into Sam's Arm. And as they fell together in a Borbence fit of love, the Dracken lay on the floor, Oddly and forgotten.
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[/size][/center] I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me I'll never tell I creeped at you when it fell And now I'm in your way I trade my soul for a wish potions and berries for a kiss I was begging for this and now I'm in your way Your stare was holding, Pikachu hat was showing Hot night, wind was blowing Where you think your going baby? Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number please call me baby It's hard to look right at you maybe but here's my number please call me baby Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number please call me baby and all the other girls are repelled by me but here's my number please call me baby You took your time with the call I was so anxious in the mall You gave me nothing at all but still, your in my head I beg, wish, and steal at first sight and its real I really hoped you would feel it but your not in my way Your stare was holding, Pikachu hat was showing Hot night, wind was blowing Where you think your going baby? Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number please call me baby It's hard to look right at you maybe but here's my number please call me baby Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number please call me baby and all the other girls are repelled by me but here's my number please call me baby [/div] [/td][/tr][/table][/center] FROM NARIN: Magically Tripping
Sam tripped along Firmly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Sierra, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Kangaroo hopping along, carrying a Banana in its mouth.
Sam was almost In a box when he came across a Boobieliscious cake, lying alone on a Soulless plate. "That must be a treat from my Pogostick bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked Moist, so he ate it.
It gave him the most Jerl tingling sensation in his Eyeball. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Sierra.
When Sierra came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Sam cried Rapily.
"Your Penis! And your Elbow!" Sierra said. "They're intimate! Can't you feel it?"
Sam felt his Penis and his Elbow. They were indeed quite intimate. "Oh, no!" Sam said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that Boobieliscious cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Sierra said. "I got you a Turtle. It must have been that Magical man who lives nearby. He acts a little Moistly, ever since he Pelvic Thrusted a Biscuit."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Sam sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Sierra said Gingerly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your Penis is really Sparkly like that."
"Really?" Sam dried her tears. Sam kissed Sierra and it was an entirely Fabulous Climax sensation, Like a tiny badger shooting orgasmic rainbows from its eyes.
They spent the night having entirely Fabulous Climax sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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Post by DR-@@GON on Jul 10, 2012 15:20:25 GMT -5
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Post by ♔ QUEEN KASSY on Jul 10, 2012 17:14:34 GMT -5
DRAAAA I'M STILL WORKING ON YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT, BUT I WANNA TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU AND TO HAVE A FANTABULOUS BIRTHDAY! <3
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