|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 6, 2011 17:04:22 GMT -5
Susumu grimaced when the Smoochum made his Graveler her next love target, feeling increasingly bad for the rock type even though he had a nifty item to help him last longer. The poor Graveler was being sexually harassed in ways that he wished that his egg couldn't even see, but it was there. As if the egg had eyes, Susumu attempted to cover it completely with the blanket so it wouldn't have to see such a horrible sight. The shame! Even the Smoochum was using the old 'cry and love me' trick, making him feel sick because he felt that he'd somehow fall for that one. It was too much loveeee! <Eh? What?> Ken drowsily awoke to many heart shaped marks on his body, wincing as he felt a headache coming on and glanced down at the crying Smoochum.
<What did you do to me, you brat?! I look like a freaking Valentine's Day display!> He cried, trying to rub the heart shaped marks off with his four arms in a hurry. They only became smeared, but it would have to do. He glowered at the Smoochum with increasing dislike, feeling that she was only just acting and none of it was real. This coming from a male with his masculinity threatened at the word 'adorable', he was ready to kick her ass. "Hey, don't hurt her uh...too much. Just make her stop." Susumu said weakly from the sidelines, feeling a little bad for the baby Pokemon. Ok, maybe she did influence him a little bit.
<FAAAAAALLCOOOON...> The Graveler started to cry, recalling the familiar punch from a Youtube video Susumu showed him as his fist glowed with intensity. It wasn't just a normal punch, it was a MEGA punch. <PAWWWNCH.> He cried dramatically as he through his dominant right fist after the Smoochum with haste, trying to smack her backwards and make her take a little of what she dished out.
Igglybuff egg 9/15 Ken (Sp. Def-2) Level 29|Male Sturdy|Rock Head Magnitude|Defense Curl|Mud Sport|Mega Punch Stealth Rock|Rock Polish|Smack Down|Fire Blast Sassy - Know-it-all - Egoistic Hit by Heart Stamp, halved by Eviolite!Mega Punch on Smoochum!
|
|
|
Post by DR-@@GON on Dec 7, 2011 20:01:25 GMT -5
SMOOCHUM appeared ! <Yeah, which is a step up!> The Smoochum replied to the boulder pokemon, giggling to herself. She gazed at the Graveler with a promiscuous expression as he glowered at her, but when Susumu called out not to hurt her too badly, she turned her attention to him, eyes practically transforming into hearts. <My love~!> She cried out longingly.
But this distracted her long enough for the Graveler to smash her critically, right in the face with his fist, eliciting an ugly cry as she barreled backwards a few feet. She grunted as she stood back up, a pained look in her eye. Then she smiled at the Graveler. <So rough and dangerous... I like it.> She licked her lips creepily as she darted towards him, aiming for a Sweet Kiss right on the lips. Once that was done, she'd reach towards him with both paws and unleash a Powder Snow to rend his shit asunder, as Resix would say.
FEMALE lv 28 Ice / Psychic Oblivious || Forewarn Pound | Lick | Sweet Kiss | Powder Snow | Confusion | Sing | Heart Stamp | Fake Tears Lustful - Rapey - Bisexual - Rough - Forceful Hit by Mega Punch (critical)! Used Sweet Kiss & Powder Snow on Ken! Almost weakening
TUNES|| None TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| <3
---------------------
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 7, 2011 23:59:42 GMT -5
Rolling his eyes at the Smoochum's haughty comment, he was now wise to this teasing child's manner of battle. So by acting sweet and innocent, she could be manipulative and get her way! Not when he was around! He was red in the face with frustration as he stared at the Smoochum for embarrassing him in such a way, unable to remove any of these hearts from his rocky body. It was terrible! Super feminine! He couldn't stand it! Luckily when his fist connected with her, he felt a strange fit of satisfaction as he took a step back from the injured psychic type, shaking his fist off as he chuckled at her for daring to mess with him. <Well well, your bruises look well on you. So purple and blue, it fits you well.> He mocked, almost sounding like some kind of wife beater if you walked in at the wrong time. Never hit women, guys!
Susumu flinched at the Smoochum's injuries, somehow feeling responsible for that critical hit as he held the egg in his arms. That psychic Pokemon wanted his ass so bad, it made him uncomfortable to even be near her. It probably was a bad idea, but he was considering catching her. What if she stalked him non-stop around the gardens anyways? He shuddered as he sat right down on the grass, staring at the match with a weary look. This was bad, this was very bad and frightening. So violated. Shamefully, Ken managed to get confused before getting blasted with a Powder Snow. So much for the eviolite--it was negated by her Fake Tears as he was hit by the super effective move, groaning as he shivered from the icicles coating his body.
<N-N-N-NO!> The Graveler would freeze to death at this rate! His confusion made him panic and think that things were colder than they really were, and with frightened yelp from the imaginary floor of ice at his feet, he wobbled as he awkwardly made steps on the grass. Don't slip, don't slip! He wobbled and waggled his arms around to keep his balance, but ended up flailing too much and landed near the Smoochum; with a sole stray arm trying to use a Smack Down in the process. Poor her! A rock type move would've been nasty against her.
Igglybuff egg 10/15 Ken (Sp. Def-2) Level 29|Male // CONFUSED Sturdy|Rock Head Magnitude|Defense Curl|Mud Sport|Mega Punch Stealth Rock|Rock Polish|Smack Down|Fire Blast Sassy - Know-it-all - Egoistic Hit by Powder Snow SE, Really Tiring!Smack Down on Smoochum
|
|
|
Post by Sheepy on Dec 8, 2011 15:36:36 GMT -5
::smoochum:: FEMALE lv 28 Ice / Psychic Oblivious || Forewarn Pound | Lick | Sweet Kiss | Powder Snow | Confusion | Sing | Heart Stamp | Fake Tears Lustful - Rapey - Bisexual - Rough - Forceful Very Weak Hit by smack down; super effective! Used Lick The smoochum gave a devilish and flirtatious wink towards the trainer as it was stuck down unfortunately by the smack down by the graveller; what made it worse was it more powerful due to it being the same type as the graveller. Picking herself up from the ground, she had some tears in her eyes as he looked at the trainer. "Why do you have to hurt me my loved one?" She wailed slightly, before an idea entered her mind. Even though she was very weak, she had enough energy to carry this attack attack out. "Would you like it if I licked you out?" She said with a devilish grin before she jumped at the graveller trying to lick him
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 8, 2011 16:34:01 GMT -5
<Lick me out? But I'm not ice cream.> The Graveler said in his shivering, confused state as he thought that there was endless snow and ice forming on his body. He was cold, so so cold. It was all an illusion provided by the Smoochum's confusion that was making him like this, wobbling on the ice that didn't exist on the ground as he feared losing his balance. He couldn't stand the thought of slipping, hurting himself on such a hard yet smooth surface. How would he be able to get up?! The Smoochum took advantage of his state right there, jumping up on him and licking his cheek. It was warm and slimy; gross, even for him. The force of the lick wasn't all that damaging because of his handy dandy Eviolite, but he was confused and thought he was slipping on the ice.
<N-NO! NOOOO!> He yelped, falling right on his ass due to the Smoochum's terrible confusion spell, whining to himself as he imagined himself sliding on the ice. To Susumu or anyone else though, his Graveler was sturdy and stable while sitting on the grass, flailing his four arms around and kicking his feet in a tantrum. What a buffoon, especially at his age and size. How old was he, about 2 whole years? Susumu could only frown at the adult Graveler's stature as he held the egg in his arms, wondering what he should do to help.
There probably wasn't much he could do, at least until Ken snapped out of it and finished her off. Or he could just try to catch her if she got weak enough, preventing her from stalking him out in the gardens and scaring the other Pokemon away. Who wanted that, seriously? He'd be better off catching her and giving her to someone that lived far, far away. Maybe a certain drag queen would want her. The egg simply rattled in his arms, as if responding to his thoughts positively to cheer him up.
Igglybuff egg 11/15 Ken (Sp. Def-2) Level 29|Male // CONFUSED Sturdy|Rock Head Magnitude|Defense Curl|Mud Sport|Mega Punch Stealth Rock|Rock Polish|Smack Down|Fire Blast Sassy - Know-it-all - Egoistic Hit by Lick, Really Tiring!Hit self in confusion
|
|
|
Post by DR-@@GON on Dec 8, 2011 21:04:58 GMT -5
SMOOCHUM appeared ! Everything about this was super creepy and discustible, and Smoochum liked it. She planted a lick right on the stone's cheek, her nasty saliva marking his face before she jumped off and watched him slip onto his ass. She laughed exuberantly, knowing her confusion on him was taking its toll.
She knew she was weakening, so she was going to make the most of her conscious moments. <We should all have a threesome together!> She pointed at Susumu and Ken and herself and laughed maniacally before launching a Confusion at the flailing rock, hoping to smite him where it already hurt.
FEMALE lv 28 Ice / Psychic Oblivious || Forewarn Pound | Lick | Sweet Kiss | Powder Snow | Confusion | Sing | Heart Stamp | Fake Tears Lustful - Rapey - Bisexual - Rough - Forceful Hit by nothing! Used Confusion on Ken! Very Weak
TUNES|| None TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| ew 8(
---------------------
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 8, 2011 22:54:58 GMT -5
The Graveler was starting to feel dizzy as he felt as if he was unstable on the icy floor, trying to scrape at the grass while imagining it as ice; slipping. Sliding. Unstable. It was everything that he loathed as a rock type, when he preferred stable environments where he wouldn't be so uncontrollable. This disgusted him completely, snorting as he tried to stand back up with wobbling legs. That was when the Smoochum decided to be a trolling whore and used a Confusion on him, spinning him all over again as he screamed in horror as he felt the urge to throw up. It was sickening him completely until the spins settled down, and he realized just how exhausting this child was to him.
It was time to make her pay in a way that would easily rattle her to her very bones; making the earth move under her feet! The sky will be tumbling down! He was gonna lose control of his very soul! He grunted as he slammed his fist into the ground, making a strong Magnitude 8 rattle the ground as easily as a 3 year old shook a rattle. He was mad and wanted it to be over, even though defeating the Smoochum wouldn't necessarily save him from his confusion. If Susumu was smart though, he'd return him.
"G-G-G-Geez! Next time use Fire Blast!" Susumu held the egg tightly as his teeth chattered due to the ground vibrating so much. Gosh, millions of orgasms were being had at this moment, he could tell. Except not him, because this sucked. He felt like his entire body was made of gelatin as he waited for it to end.
Igglybuff egg 12/15 Ken (Sp. Def-2) Level 29|Male // CONFUSED Sturdy|Rock Head Magnitude|Defense Curl|Mud Sport|Mega Punch Stealth Rock|Rock Polish|Smack Down|Fire Blast Sassy - Know-it-all - Egoistic Hit by Confusion! Weakening!Magnitude 8!
|
|
|
Post by DR-@@GON on Dec 8, 2011 23:12:43 GMT -5
::smoochum:: SMOOCHUM appeared ! Smoochum laughed like a bitch as her Confusion caused Ken to become dizzy and even more pissed off than before. His pain was so pleasant to her, even though he was a little less attractive than blondie over there. Suddenly, though, he'd gotten up and was now raising his fist into the air. Oh crap, oh crap, he slammed it into the ground and now everything around them was trembling and shaking like mad. She let out a cry as the rumbling induced a fainting spell in her that was taking effect now. Nausea ran through her as she shouted out, <Goodbye, you miserable whores!> and fell to the steadily stilling ground, her hand resting on her bruised bosom.
::smoochum:: FEMALE lv 28 Ice / Psychic Oblivious || Forewarn Pound | Lick | Sweet Kiss | Powder Snow | Confusion | Sing | Heart Stamp | Fake Tears Lustful - Rapey - Bisexual - Rough - Forceful Hit by Magnitude 8! Fainted! Ken gained 1 level for being delicious. Capture is possible
TUNES|| NOne TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| hue
---------------------
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 9, 2011 0:48:06 GMT -5
The blonde looked in relief when he saw that the Smoochum was down for the count, leaving the Graveler in the middle of the field with his four hands desperately holding the ground so he wouldn't slide on the imaginary ice. It looked absolutely ridiculous, seeing Ken struggle as if he was falling off a cliff or sinking into the ocean. "HEY KEN. You aren't fucking dying." He called out with a laugh, thankful that the match was over as he felt his worries quickly ease away. He didn't need to censor the match from the egg now, uncovering the blanket from its top as he quickly felt the shell to check on it. Thank goodness; it had been so cold when he picked it up, but now it was warm and comforting like a hug.
"Ok, now sit. Stay." He rested the egg on the ground as he rummaged through his bag, holding a finger to his lips as he 'shushed' the egg so it wouldn't bother him. Time to use that Love Ball he had been waiting to get rid of, he supposed. He took it out with a grin, also taking out Ken's so he could return the poor thing, as he carefully made his way over to the Smoochum first. It was almost like a romantic love scene; he was crouched down next to her, smiling, and his balls were ready. He tapped the Love Ball on her lips as a joke, as if she was sleeping beauty or something. "Get in there. Both of you!" He suddenly turned around with an excited grin and recalled the raging Graveler back into his Pokeball before he hurt himself. Damn thing.
'What the hell am I going to do with her anyways?' He thought again with concern as he held Ken's Pokeball in his grip and turned to glance at the Love Ball to see if it worked. If it didn't, then he'd keep trying. He was nearly positive that this Smoochum would turn into a stalker if he didn't catch her. He held Ken's Pokeball nervously in case she escaped and attacked, twitching as he awaited results.
Igglybuff egg 13/15 Love Ball used~!
|
|
|
Post by Dracken on Dec 9, 2011 14:28:39 GMT -5
[atrb=style, width: 500px; background-image: url(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6075/blackbackgroundtile.jpg); background-repeat: repeat, bTable][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,0,true]
Wild Pokemon
|
It was over! Her life flashing before her eyes! OH GOD HELP HER. Oh wait, the Pokeball was somewhat comfy. The Smoochum somewhat was awake, ish. Maybe not. But she did fell the Love Ball force her inside. It was somewhat nice, it indeed made her feel all fuzzy inside. She allowed herself to be captured, just to feel the warmth.
::smoochum:: FEMALE lv 28 Ice / Psychic Oblivious || Forewarn Pound | Lick | Sweet Kiss | Powder Snow | Confusion | Sing | Heart Stamp | Fake Tears Lustful - Rapey - Bisexual - Rough - Forceful
All yours darrrrrrrrrling
MEANWHILE
Behind Shamu a tree stood. Noises of rustling could be heard from inside. If he were to turn around there would be a pair of red eyes staring into his soul...
<Hey bro, mind helping me?> The voice asked. Upon farther investigations you would realize the voice belonged to a...Silcoon? Yes, a Silcoon. The wrapped up Pokemon was stuck in a branch. Her face looking at the ground while her behind was stuck between branches. The voice was a male's though. Thinking that a Silcoon would always be female and very kind and gentle you were in for a real shock.
Annoyed that he wasn't down already the Silcoon shot a spitball at the back of Shamu's head. <BRO, help me get out yo.> He said, raising his voice a bit to be heard.
::silcoon:: Male - lv 25 Shed Skin Harden Redneck - Tough - Annoyed cause he has not evolved yet - Easily Angered
Threw a spitball at the back of Shamu's head
|
[/div] [/td][/tr] [tr] [td] Muse; 9/10 Tagged; Da Creeper OOC;; :x
[/td] [/tr] [tr][td] [/td][/tr] [/table] [/center]
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 9, 2011 16:03:59 GMT -5
Well that was fun. Smoochum was captured, and he held it tightly in his hand as he sighed and knew about the little team limit that he had. So he couldn't hold onto her as long as he had that Igglybuff egg around. He tapped around with his Pokedex and did some funky high-tech thing that he didn't fully understand, and the Love Ball was zapped to his PC. He could deal with her later, hoping that she wouldn't find a way out somehow to stalk him, or reproduce with the other Pokemon in there. When the mess was cleaned up, he wandered back over to his bag and slipped it back on, gathering the egg and blanket in his arms as he turned to glance at the garden with a sigh.
It was disgusting. There was still sludge and monkey poop all over the ground, and the smell was terrible. People were occasionally walking towards it, as if led by curiosity before suddenly running away in repulsion. Talk about unfriendly pollution. He shuddered as he planned to move away to a cleaner area and act as if he never caused this mess, but no. Some Pokemon was chattering and making loud noises, all like 'SIL SIL COON SILLY COON' which he didn't understand or care to look at.
The bug was calling him out though, spitting a wad of string at him as he cringed when he felt his back pelted with something. That was when he turned around and saw the trouble maker in the bushes, and he couldn't help but glare at it. "Oh geez..." It was a bug! A big bug, why was it so big? He didn't know, but he wanted to poke it. The egg in his arms would make that a little harder, but he could multitask. He picked up the longest stick he could on base of a tree and started to reach up on his tippie toes, trying to poke the Silcoon to get it to move. Boyish curiosity and a natural fascination with bugs? Good combination with an angry, moody Silcoon.
Igglybuff egg 14/15
|
|
|
Post by Dracken on Dec 10, 2011 10:48:20 GMT -5
[atrb=style, width: 500px; background-image: url(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6075/blackbackgroundtile.jpg); background-repeat: repeat, bTable][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,0,true]
Wild Pokemon
|
The Silcoon scoffed as the human finally turned around and saw him. The large bug was waiting for Shamu to climb up and gently get him out. Boy, was he wrong. Suddenly, the human came at him with a stick. His eyes widened and he tried to shake his head/body. <Wait! Idiot, no! Don't poke me you genius!> He cried. However, because Shamu made no reply before, it was clear that he didn't understand the Silcoon at all. The stick poked him hard, jabbing him right in the side. He then wiggled a bit and fell out of the tree, hitting some branches on the way down. <Ow, eh, oh, ouch!> Crying as he fell, the Silcoon dropped to the ground on his back. His world was up-side-down...oh wait, it actually was. The bug had fallen on his back, and to his wonderful luck, he couldn't roll himself back around.
<Hey! This was your genius idea! Now get me up!> The Silcoon cried angrily. His red eyes gave off a angry glare instead of the usual kind sweet aura that a Silcoon would give off. He was not joking, nor was he happy at all. As payment for the idiotic move the Silcoon shot another spitball at Shamu, this time aiming for the face. Huehuehue.
::silcoon:: Male - lv 25 Shed Skin Harden Redneck - Tough - Annoyed cause he has not evolved yet - Easily Angered
Poked and fell out of tree On back and angry SILCOON USED SPITBALL
|
[/div] [/td][/tr] [tr] [td] Muse; 9/10 Tagged; Spirit OOC;; Trolololol
[/td] [/tr] [tr][td] [/td][/tr] [/table] [/center]
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 10, 2011 15:33:37 GMT -5
Susumu grinned as the Silcoon crisply responded to his stick pokes with nothing but angry chattering, and the blonde wasn't stupid. As he laughed at his own joy from the annoying treatment, he knew that the bug was probably going to give him some kind of retaliation. It wouldn't be good, but hey, he was taunting the creature, feeling as if he was daring the Silcoon to do something. He didn't expect the bug to fall free and to burst onto the ground, which made him jump and take many steps backwards as the Silcoon was stuck wondering what had happened. "Oh whoa, that must've...uh, hurt." Yeah no shit, he felt bad for the bug though. Was it safe to approach after giving the stick treatment? Probably not, but he felt like he should at least check on the Silcoon.
Oblivious to the trainer, as the egg rested in the safe covering of the blanket it started to shake and tremble. It was heating up with a sudden energy, reacting to the love and care it had received, and possibly some of the rape as well. It an exciting moment for her as the Igglybuff burst out of her egg with a joyous cry! Except where did the lights go? The blanket was blocking her view of everything, making her tumble outwards as her tiny hands struggled to take it off of her. She let out of huff when she was finally free, blinking with a wince at the bright sunlight that greeted her. Brr, it was cold though! She cried as she was tangled in the blanket, quickly robbing Susumu's attention. "Oh, oh. Oh shit one second..." He immediately ran to the needy baby and picked her up, blanket and all as he tried to get her to stop crying. She would be fine, but the crying was definitely annoying.
Right then, the upside down Silcoon had enough and sprayed a glob of string at his face. The trainer froze in place and simply frowned, not even bothering to take it off since he had to let it sink in for a few moments that he was currently being attacked by a Silcoon. Right. The Igglybuff looked at her daddy for a few moments before letting out a giggle, pulling it off of his face with a 'pop' sound, throwing it on the ground with another giggle. "You know, you're pretty annoying for a bug." He said with a huff, walking up to the Silcoon and crouching down with the Igglybuff in his arm, trying to fix the bug's position so it at least wouldn't be upside down.
Igglybuff egg 15/15 ::igglybuff:: Sunny Level 5|Female Cute Charm Sing|Charm|Defense Curl|Faint Attack Creepily Affectionate - Energetic - Helpful
|
|
|
Post by Dracken on Dec 11, 2011 9:34:54 GMT -5
[atrb=style, width: 500px; background-image: url(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6075/blackbackgroundtile.jpg); background-repeat: repeat, bTable][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,0,true]
Wild Pokemon
|
The Silcoon could see from his up-side-down world that his spitball had hit its target. If he could, he would smirk right now. But seeing as his mouth was covered by his own spit, that wasn't happening any time soon. He could also see that the egg behind the human was hatching. Soon, a pink fluff ball broke out and happily was accepted into the Trainer's arms. The Silcoon rolled his eyes and wiggle around more on the ground. He couldn't believe out of all humans he had to run into it had to be this one. If he wasn't going to be much more of help the Silcoon was going to have a spitting spree.
Thankfully, somehow, the human was smart enough to roll the Silcoon back on his back. He glared up at the human with Cascoon like eyes. Indeed, he was not happy. But ignoring it, the Silcoon looked at the Igglybuff. <You have your tough life ahead of you, don't let this idiot mess it up.> He said. He glared up at Shamu ahead and shot another spit ball for good measure. The Silcoon wanted nothing to do with this human anyone, he served his purpose. ::silcoon:: Male - lv 25 Shed Skin Harden Redneck - Tough - Annoyed cause he has not evolved yet - Easily Angered
Silcoon does not approve
|
[/div] [/td][/tr] [tr] [td] Muse; 9/10 Tagged; Spirit OOC;; HUEHUE
[/td] [/tr] [tr][td] [/td][/tr] [/table] [/center]
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 11, 2011 13:03:21 GMT -5
The Silcoon seemed to calm down as soon as it was right side up, making Susumu stare at it with an unsure expression. How was he supposed to know what the Silcoon wanted? It kept trying to attack him with String Shot! Not cool bro, really not cool. The Igglybuff looked at the bug with curious eyes before giggling, hugging Susumu even tighter with an affectionate nuzzle into his chest. The trainer normally would've been flattered by such affection if he wasn't so concerned about the Silcoon going on another ranting spree. "You are just a ball of sunshine." He commented to the Silcoon, giving up on it as he started to walk away.
Not so fast there, Susumu! Another spit ball collided into his back, making him jump as he whirled around with an annoyed stare at the Silcoon. "I'm going, I'm going! Bug off!" Ha, pun. He was censoring himself around the kid though, huffing as he started to wander somewhere where the Silcoon wouldn't be able to get him. After all, the bug didn't even have legs. How would it chase after him? "It's a stupid name, but I'm probably just gonna call you Sunny to make things easier." Yeah, he couldn't have two Igglybuffs named 'Igglybuff' running around, and Sunny wasn't the worst name ever. She would live, he supposed.
"Well, let's just get you in the ball." He had a fresh Pokeball for this little girl, out and ready to capture the baby, but she noped the hell out of that. <Hahaha~!> She stuck her tongue out at her trainer and hopped out of his arms, making a few wobbly steps on the ground before running off. Oh shit, baby on the loose. "H-Hey! Get back! Sunny!" Well she was new to this running thing, so he knew she couldn't walk very far. But with all of these Pokemon around? She was like, just begging to be eaten or something.
Sunny Level 5|Female Cute Charm Sing|Charm|Defense Curl|Faint Attack Creepily Affectionate - Energetic - Helpful Avoids Pokeball! Frolicking!
|
|
|
Post by DR-@@GON on Dec 11, 2011 20:43:09 GMT -5
SKITTY APPEARED ! A skeletal looking Skitty padded around the gardens, practically melting away in the sunshine. Gosh, it was almost winter! Why did she have to be so.. fluffy? Sweat from the heat caused her to be dehydrated as well. The unlucky Skitty had made the mistake of being too picky with her food when trainers tried to feed her, and now that she was scarily famished, people actually avoided her in fears that she was a ghost or zombie or that she was probably going to die anyway.
The cat smacked her lips with hunger as she sulked through the gardens, contemplating catching one of the wild baby Pokémon and snacking on them. Suddenly she heard the chiming laugh of an Igglybuff and glanced straight at the distant pink figure. Why, she looked so plump and juicy. It made her mouth water just thinking about biting into that delicious baby.
Licking her chops, the Skitty bounded out of the foliage towards the Pokémon and attempted to Tackle her.
FEMALE lv 26 NORMAL Cute Charm || Normalize Fake Out | Copycat | Tail Whip | Tackle | Assist | Attract | Sing | Double Slap Roguish - Picky - Fretful - Tends to get into trouble Used Tackle on Sunny!
TUNES|| Christmas crap TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| <33
---------------------
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 11, 2011 23:10:36 GMT -5
Oh shit, what was that terrible and horrifying creature that Sunny was running closer to? The Igglybuff wasn't watching where she was going as she nearly collided with the Skitty, but it appeared that the Skitty wanted to collide with her. She let out a loud, pained cry as she was suddenly tackled high into the air. When the narrator says high, they mean high. The balloon Pokemon went higher than the trees for pete's sake. Susumu stared up at the sky in horror as Sunny started to slowly float down, completely KO'D from the Skitty's power, even if she was near starving. "Shit! I'm sooo sorry!" He felt guilty as hell now, taking out a Pokeball as Sunny kept falling. And falling. Taking her time.
"Muda, keep the Skitty away." He threw out the Trubbish's Pokeball as the poison type emerged holding a black sludge, sighing as he rubbed it contently. Also he was covered in monkey shit. He really needed a bath after his last battle, making him look like a terriblu hobo. <Whoa! What in god blazes...?!> The Trubbish stared at the Skitty's terrible frame in horror, having no idea what he was up against. She looked like a ghost, no, a skeleton! A zombie? Some horrible creature from the dead?!
Sunny finally landed in Susumu's arms as he checked on her to make sure she was fine. She was definitely bruised, whimpering as she hugged her trainer tightly with an intense lack of energy. So weak, it was odd. He wasn't used to seeing new-borb Pokemon like this. "Alright, get in the Pokeball. Out of da garden." He tapped a Pokeball to her noggin, capturing the baby and sending her to his PC for safety. It gave his team a little more room, which was always nice.
::igglybuff:: Sunny Level 5|Female Cute Charm Sing|Charm|Defense Curl|Faint Attack Creepily Affectionate - Energetic - Helpful Fainted! WAHHH!::trubbish:: Muda Level 27.5|Male Stench|Sticky Hold Attacks: Swallow, Poison Gas, Recycle, Toxic Spikes, Acid Spray, Double Slap, Sludge, Stockpile Cowardly - Discustible - Shrewd - Sneaky - Slacker Nearly tiring! Black Sludge Health!Horrified at SkittyOOC: pssst. skitty is under the route range. also the typos are on purpose, fyi.
|
|
|
Post by DR-@@GON on Dec 12, 2011 23:42:56 GMT -5
SKITTY APPEARED ! Skitty had successfully tackled the Igglybuff HIIIIGH in the air, opening her jaws excitedly and impatiently as the succulent prey fell.. and fell... and felllll... and.. wait, where'd it go? The horrified cat turned and realized that the fallen infant was in Susumu's arms now. <No...!> She howled, letting out a hiss of disappointment as her belly rumbled. She'd been expecting food, darn it!
She hadn't noticed the Trubbish standing there until she smelled the awful stench, the hairs on her back raising with disgust. The scent of poop and gloop and slop was awfully irritating to her, especially when she was starving. She imagined herself taking a bite of Muda and might've actually hurled had she had anything to even puke out of her. Deciding that there was no gains to be had in this situation, she made to slink away, feeling at least less hungry than before.
FEMALE lv 26 NORMAL Cute Charm || Normalize Fake Out | Copycat | Tail Whip | Tackle | Assist | Attract | Sing | Double Slap Roguish - Picky - Fretful - Tends to get into trouble Attempting to flee
TUNES|| Bruno Mars - Only When You're Lonely TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| <333
---------------------
|
|
|
Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 13, 2011 12:49:17 GMT -5
With the obnoxious Skitty running away, not really having a purpose to chase after her or anything, Susumu snorted as he took a few steps closer to Muda and cringed himself. "Ugh, god. You'd think the Pokeball would clean you up." That probably meant that Leech, his Pansage, was going to need a bath the next time he stopped by the Pokemon Center. Ugh, ok. This wasn't too bad of a situation then. The Trubbish looked around with interested eyes, trying to take in the pretty sights of the garden. This place was actually pretty decent, but it was so clean that it made him nervous to be in it. A little muck and mud never hurt anyone, and it made the place more relaxing for him if there was some lying around.
<Ugh, it's cold.> The Trubbish sniffled, already feeling a cold coming on because of the sudden change in weather. Warm to cold, gross. It almost looked as if it was going to snow, but they were spared since they were on a strange mix between forest and cold snowy mountain. "Bath. You. Now. Go. Shoo. Something." Susumu nudged the stinky Trubbish with his foot as the Pokemon whirled its head around and glared at him, making movements away from his foot, but earning another foot tap whenever he stopped. <Hey, hey hey. I could just walk there!> The Trubbish protested, though he really hated baths, so he was debating running off and hiding until Susumu gave up.
"Lalala I'm not listening, in the pond you go!" The trainer pretended to be ignorant to the Trubbish's protests as they approached a pond, and Muda was really resisting going into it. He stubbornly tried to cling to his trainer's foot, still covered in mud and shit, but Susumu wasn't having it. He gave the Pokemon a stern shake and kick, sending him right into the water. Ugh, now Muda's stench was on his leg. Yuck. <COOOOLD. WHO SWIMS IN THIS KIND OF WATER?> Muda screamed as he flailed around to keep himself afloat, shivering from the bitterness of the water as the muck and grime floated off of his body. At least that was a plus.
Muda Level 27.5|Male Stench|Sticky Hold Attacks: Swallow, Poison Gas, Recycle, Toxic Spikes, Acid Spray, Double Slap, Sludge, Stockpile Cowardly - Discustible - Shrewd - Sneaky - Slacker OHNO NOT A BATH
|
|
|
Post by Kathryn on Dec 15, 2011 13:57:12 GMT -5
As the Skitty fled, something fell from the sky and landed on the ground with a thud. Unfortunately it landed straight in the pond right by the trainer, and whether or not the freakishly wet water, as it cascaded down around him, would leave him as soaked as his Trubbish, was yet to be seen.
The Happiny gargled something and splashed out like a Magikarp having a seizure onto dry land, coughing up some water. What the fuck, it had just like, fell! Truth be told it had just been dropped by a Delibird that had been trying to deliver it to someone else. An early Christmas present. Yet the Delibird had seemed to notice it had dropped it’s load and flew down in pursuit, landing a short distance away from the Happiny. He quickly pulled out a cigarette from the box, lit it and took a slow drag, sighing wryly. Why did this have to happen to him?
“Get the fuck back in the Pokéball!” He snapped, clearly in a bad mood. The Delibird had stubble around it’s beak and a cigarette in one hand, looking particularly un-Christmassy. It’s brow was creased and lips in a thin line as the acrid smell of smoke flowed from it in waves. Maybe the trainer shouldn’t be giving the Trubbish a bath...
“Joe poffin caramel farts,” protested the Happiny, backing away from the mean looking gift sender. She made no sense at all. “Muffin ticket flickering hornshoes!”
FEMALE lv 26 NORMAL Cute Charm || Normalize Fake Out | Copycat | Tail Whip | Tackle | Assist | Attract | Sing | Double Slap Roguish - Picky - Fretful - Tends to get into trouble Fled. ::Happiny:: FEMALE lv 30 NORMAL Serene Grace || Natural Cure Pound, Charm, Copycat, Refresh, Sweet Kiss makes no sense whatsoever - strong headed - careful ::Delibird:: MALE lv 31 ICE FLYING Vital Spirit and Hustle (Attack) Present heavy smoker - aggressive - trucker mouth (talks like a trucker) - burly and unkempt
|
|