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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 17, 2011 16:17:31 GMT -5
Product: Booty Pillow
Apparently this event was going on for a while, and there were many different teams being formed on different days. Likewise, there was a lot of competition among the different groups, as even the girls seemed to want to shove each other in the face to show that they were the most important and most impressive on camera. Camila of course shared these drives, and she wasn't even trying to hide her inner nature as she started to attract a crowd in interesting ways.
What in the world did she have planned, for this ridiculous product that the producers gave her in her time of need? This silly Booty Pillow, which she had all on display hanging off of the walls as she stared at them proudly. She also had the sly idea of giving pet owners with cute doggies a little bit of her own cash to help stand around and gawk, also having the cuter and smaller puppies look attractive and bring people over to see the display.
"Booty Pillows aren't just enjoyed by humans; give them to your pets. Look how happy they are...chewing...destroying..." Two beagles were chewing the shit out of one, and she winced as she resisted kicking them off for destroying a potential item to sell. What a waste. It made her eyes twitch as she tried to communicate her intentions like she learned in school, but she was definitely growing irritated. "It also can make a nice bed, and is great for pillow fights. Wanna try?" She smiled, holding one with a pink 'thong' style on the rear end, preparing to whack anyone in the face that agreed to her question.
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 5, 2012 12:55:41 GMT -5
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[/i] Adam said slowly as he walked near the corwd, saying this phrase slowly before he stopped. "Having one of these will make you the envy of your friends. While you comfy up onto this lovely pillow, made out of the finest materials, your friends would be sleeping on thier crappy pillows, wishing that they had one of these."[/blockquote][/blockquote][/td][td] [/tr][/table] [/div] [/center]
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 5, 2012 13:23:12 GMT -5
Oh ho ho, now what was this boy doing? She glared at Adam as she vaguely recognized him as a competitor. He was holding one of the booty pillows that SHE was trying to sell, making her growl and seethe in the background as he went into a speech to try and woo the crowd into buying her product. She hoped that he knew that all cash was going in her wallet, since she had this stuff claimed as her own.
She was ready to indirectly whoop his ass, but first a male customer had walked up to her with interest as he tried to gently stroke the booty pillow's ass part. She was still holding it, making her look at him with disgust until she caught herself. "U-Uh, good sir. I see you're interested in a booty pillow." She sounded nervous as she held the pillow out in front of her, as if it was protecting her from being visually molested by his eyes. "Yes, just the pillow." The man laughed, as if he was being somewhat sarcastic. He stopped rubbing the booty pillow's rear end as he looked at Camila with an intense stare, one she recognized as lust as she felt her stomach turn and do complicated flips.
If the judges were watching, they'd probably mark her down for a 6/10 since her stomach had a pretty painful crash after the butterflies swarmed and devoured everything in sight. Those butterflies and stomachs, they didn't really get along. "As you can see, ladies. They also make good weapons." She held her hand out to encourage female attention, noticing some looks as the male customer looked confused. Weapon? Wait...Camila swung the Booty Pillow right in that man's face, probably the only ass that would ever get close to his mouth as he was shoved away into Adam.
"H-Hey, easy lady! Sorry, dude." He quickly apologized to Adam, before storming off. Some of the girls giggled, as if they were amused at the scene they just watched. It wasn't every day when an ass kicked ass.
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 5, 2012 17:39:53 GMT -5
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 5, 2012 18:11:59 GMT -5
Camila glanced back at Adam to see that he was still trying to steal her thunder, which was unacceptable. As one customer expressed interest by touching the backside of the pillow, she couldn't help but want to be the saleswoman that was having that kind of success and fame. Camila was jealous. Trying to think of a solution that would easily remedy this problem, she held her own pillow and boldly walked to another part of the crowd to attract attention.
"The booty pillow is an amazing way to satisfy your sex life. Ever wanted to look good on Facebook? With this pillow, you can look like you actually have a girlfriend." She explained with a bit of an accusing tone to two teenaged boys that looked like total douches. They laughed at the sight of her and the pillow, finding it kind of hilarious to look at. "Hey, lady! Can I hold it?" One of the teenaged boys persisted, laughing and snickering to his friend as if he was going to try something.
"Yes, admire its fine quality. If you notice, it has a vibrate feature." She explained with a tentative smile, not trusting them with her product as she passed it over. Suddenly hell crossed her face as the two boys started to play pickle in the middle with it. "Can't get that ass, oh no! Come on lady, fight for your ass!" The two boys taunted to each other as they tossed it right over her head, looking absolutely ridiculous.
She was furious as they ran around the crowd, making hell as they kept being obnoxious. "I ought to get security..." She snarled, seeing that the camera crew was getting every bit of this on tape. What the hell, they could've been helping her out here! She wasn’t the only one that saw the cameras, seeing the mocking peace signs the 14 year olds made to the cameras as they shouted out vulgarities. One even said ‘hi mom!’, so original. She just wanted to beat the dictionary in his face on the page where it said ‘cliché’.
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 6, 2012 12:01:28 GMT -5
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[/i] Adam said, pausing for a bit to let this sink in, before continuing. "The pillow is made out of the finest materials, with the insdie being made out of memory foam, amking your sleeping time much more comfier. Also the extrerior is covered in the most comfiest fabric; cashmere!" Adam said, hoping that this would attract more customers. [/blockquote][/blockquote][/td][td] [/tr][/table] [/div] [/center]
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 6, 2012 16:15:11 GMT -5
Camila could've sworn that she heard Adam continuing his sales pitch during this terrifying game. She grunted as she kept trying to jump up and catch it, before simply giving up on getting it back the way the boys wanted her to. Instead, she had a better idea. With a sudden stare over in Adam's direction, eyes looming with devious intentions as the crowd focused more on the annoying teenaged boys, she was ready to make her move.
She stomped right over to him, yes, as if she was containing a firebreathing hulk smashing Paul Bunyan that was ready to crush anything that stood in his way. Except, ya know, she wasn't canadian like Arionne. "Make yourself useful." She had a snide look on her face, still ticked off from everything that was happening so far.
With a look at his pillow, she decided to swipe it from him with a sudden lunge. "Give it to me, I'm gonna bash their heads in." She huffed after her attempt, hoping that she'd catch him off guard to manage to slide it out of his hands. If she did get it, then she'd proceed to play 'whack-a-teenager' with the Booty Pillow. Damn punk kids, these things really were weapons when used properly! She'd show the crowd just how useful they really were!
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 6, 2012 16:30:49 GMT -5
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[/i] He said, trying to rub the facts into her. He wasn't surprised then to see her go for his pillow, so he turned his body sideways, watching her hand miss the pillow. "And this is what you get for trying to be a thief!" He said, raising up the pillow, before swinging it as hard as he could towards her face, not caring if he got banned for violence. She was the one that started it anyway, nosy old wicked bitch. [/blockquote][/blockquote][/td][td] [/tr][/table] [/div] [/center]
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 6, 2012 19:20:19 GMT -5
Flashing Adam an irritated look as he made that comment, she had her hands on her hips as she stared at him hard in the eyes. "Your values are lacking, how disgusting." Especially because she was positive that that was her product from her stand. It definitely was, she saw where he went to pick it up. It was common knowledge between competitors that it was girls versus boys, so she was guessing that this was where this rivalry was coming from.
"Yes, but just so you know...that is my product. Anything you make goes to me." Exactly, with the way she was staring at him, she was more than prepared to make Adam her salesman. "You can work for me, thief. I saw where you took that pillow, and I expect you to make up for it." She scowled at him, annoyed that she was being called the thief. It was her product, which she was trying to sell. The camera crew started to zoom in on Adam and Camila, clearly interested in the verbal duel where words were used as swords. Hard to say who was winning, but she was semi-positive that the entire event was caught on tape.
"Now, maybe you can be a gentleman and help a gal out." She narrowed her eyes as she saw the two boys running through the crowd. They were actually chasing away all of Adam's potential customers by beating them in the face. "Hahaha, you just got assed!" They squealed with immature delight, and suddenly this became a problem that both Camila and Adam had to deal with. One of them whirled around and took out a maker, laughing as they started to draw hairy penises on their products.
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 8, 2012 12:54:31 GMT -5
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[/i] Adam shouted at the mean, stuck up bitch, wishing she would just crawl into a hole and die. ”However, I will help out, not for you but rather getting back the customers instead.” Adam said before turning his back to the old hag, before focusing on the situation. Gosh, why did some teenage boys just have to be so immature when it came to sexual stuff? “Right, drop the stuff now or else you will regret it.” Adam said calmly as he released his breloom out to let the boys know that they would be in trouble if they didn’t stop now and walk away. [/center] Notes: Talk: Honk honk
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 8, 2012 14:29:52 GMT -5
Adam was getting mad, she could tell. Honestly she wasn't very surprised since he looked young, and this crowd was making a lot of stress for everyone around here. This was why she was the boss, and he was the servant. With a huff, she crossed her arms as Adam forgot one simple rule about the game. They were competing against each other, not helping each other. "You are a thief, and you're manipulating me." She pointed out as she gave up on trying taking the pillow from him. As long as he was cooperating with what she wanted, then they would get along business-wise. Who cared about personal relations as long as the goal was reached in the end?
"In case you forgot, this is a battle of the genders. For now, I suppose I can make you an honorary girl so we can work together." She said with a small smile, pleased that he was going forth to take care of those pesky teenaged boys. Now that he was doing that, she could sit behind and file her nails as the Breloom was sent out with an intimidating stare at the boys. Using Pokemon already? How cheap! "Eeeey, man. Look at what Scarface sent out, a little pixie fairy." The blonde teenager laughed as his pants sagged like a Scraggy, elbowing his friend to grab his attention.
The dark haired 14 year old saw the Pokemon and laughed as well, thinking it looked ridiculous. "Eeyy, man. You wouldn't actually use a Pokemon on us, eh? You don't have the balls." The darker haired male taunted, snickering wildly as he held the booty pillow in his grip, giving it a squeeze for good measure.
OOC; Don't forget, you can control the boys Sheep. XD
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 8, 2012 14:52:33 GMT -5
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[/i] He said to her with a pissed off look on his face, before putting the sweet grin back on his face, "You're right, I would never set a pokemon on you." Adam said as he returned breloom back to his ball. befroe chuckling softly. "But I never said I would give the orders for my breloom to do it." [./i] And with that he sent out his Deino, and with a kick on itsbackside he heard the low growl coming from the blind creature. "Dei, dragon rage on those 2 boys over there please." Adam said, and the Dei gave a saddistic growl, happy to casue some pain. Taking in a deep breath he formed the blure orb in front of his mouth, before firing it at the laughing boys. [/center] Notes: I know I can RP them Spirit, but Your doing a much better Job then what I could do Talk: Honk honk
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 9, 2012 0:34:57 GMT -5
There Adam went again, swearing like a drunken sailor as Camila stayed quiet to watch him to her dirty work. He really needed to work on his anger, since she doubted that his impulsive frustration could be put to use unless he was using it as motivation to work. In this case, he simply seemed irritable and unapproachable. Some of the members of the crowd felt intimidated seeing him lose his gentlemanly charm as they walked away, while the more curious ones watched from a distance to see how it would end up. They weren't exactly interested in the product, but were more interested in the show that was being put up.
The two teenaged boys, which we'll name Yahoo and Google, grinned as Adam returned the Breloom back into the ball. Talk about a bluff that worked out in the end, nodding to each other and giving each other a high five. Then Adam's next comment, which made no sense at all. "Dudddde, isn't that one of those...hypo-dictions?" Was that the word? Yahoo looked confused, while Google stared at him as if he was a moron. "Contradiction, like the thing Phoenix Wright talks about." He was a bit of a gamer, he knew the word. Adam just made one by saying he would never set a Pokemon on them, but then he went and did it with another Pokemon.
"Dude, dude. Wait." The two boys yelped as they held the Booty Pillow in front of them to take the blow. It took the shot completely, burning a hole into the woman's backside as Yahoo was launched backwards and onto his rear end. "Agh!" He cried out in pain as Google glared at Adam, irritated that he was actually attacking them. "Get'em!" Looked as if Google came prepared, taking out a plastic baseball bat with a spork attached to the end from underneath his jacket. He swung after Adam with it, preparing to strike him in the arm with it.
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 9, 2012 14:14:15 GMT -5
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 9, 2012 16:14:07 GMT -5
Glancing over to see Adam talking to one of his Pokemon, Camila thought it would be a good idea to wander through the crowd to be a little more productive. As her hips swayed back and forth, she found a particularly attractive male that looked as if he could use something like a Booty Pillow. "Hello, good sir. Can I interest you in some ass?" That felt very very weird to say out loud, and even he was looking at her oddly in utter surprise at the question. That is, until it clicked when she gestured back to the stand. "Ah, selling those Booty Pillows? Do people...actually buy them?" He asked with some doubt, looking sort of interested in the product, but feeling embarrassed about buying one for himself. He had to carry that damn thing around, and he didn't think it was worth it.
"They do, as a matter of fact. We've even had two try to steal them." She commented, glancing back over to the epic fencing battle that raged on. Spork baseball bat versus a booty pillow, it belonged on Youtube. It really did. "What a way to entertain a crowd." He commented with a laugh, hands in his pocket as the strange and unidentified Pokemon crept forward. While it thought it was aiming at her, she had caught sight of it and maneuvered her newest customer away from the Pokemon with an arm around his back.
"If you're interested, you can see we have a wide range of styles." She brought him up front, keeping an eye out for anything else that tricky Adam tried on her. He was mad, he was so mad. She'd have to put him in his place. Eventually. "Would you be interested in Dora the Private Explorer?" Perfect for those with a children's TV show fetish, holding the product up for the male to awkwardly stare at.
Meanwhile Google was having trouble dealing with this guy as he dodged the strike of the pillow. "Not bad, old guy." The younger kid taunted, having more energy than Adam, as well as better reflexes. Sadly his judgment and intelligence was lacking as he tried to aim right at Adam's crotch this time. Low blow, but it was bound to make him stop fighting him back. Yahoo could only cheer from the background, being relatively useless. Not as useless as Bing, as least.
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 9, 2012 16:30:30 GMT -5
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[/i] Adam said, before he felt the foot hit him in his crotch. Luckliy it only hit his left ball, but it was enough to wind him. "Bastard, take some of this." Adam said with a cough as he went forward but appeared to lose his footing; this however was just a mirage, merley a Reprise attack. He placed the pillow under his arm to make it look like he was falling, but in fact it was only used to cushion his fall where he launched his right hand up towards the teenagers crotch area to punch it. Then he grabbed the pillow and swung upwards, trying to hit him with an uppercut to the face with the soft pillow. Ty meanwhile was like a snkae as he slivered on the ground looking for his target. He saw her talking with a potential customer where a devillish thought came into his mind. Taking a deep breath he slivered across the ground until he reached the woman, about to go attack her when an another brilliant came to mind. He instead went over inbetween the feet of the two people, where he let loose another thunder wave, hoping that it would strike the 2 of them, unless they moved of cause. [/center] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/td][td] [/tr][/table] [/div]
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 10, 2012 15:39:02 GMT -5
The 14 year old kid was relentless, mostly absorbed in his own pride and ignorance as he laughed at Adam's reaction. "That's old to me! Planning on retiring yet?" Google asked while Yahoo joined him in his mocking laughter. The strike was made, giving Adam the most amusing expression as Yahoo laughed his ass off in the background. "I ain't seen anything like that! His face! It hurts!" Poor Yahoo's stomach felt like it was going to burst as he laughed on and on like a hyena.
Falling for whatever it was that Adam was doing, Google yelped as he felt his crotch burn up in intense pain. He dropped the baseball bat and helped as he fell to the ground, only to get whacked in the shoulder with the booty pillow. "U-Ugh, my balls." He cried out in pain, shivering in defeat as he rocked himself back and forth like a baby.
Camila was busy chattering to this potentially interested customer, keeping an eye out for the Tynamo and looking distracted. "Um, what did I say again?" She asked the male, a bit distracted at the silhouette of a Pokemon lurking in the crowd. "Fun for the whole family, you said." The man laughed, watching as Camila's face brightened with recognition. "Oh, right! Well, you see...children love pillow fights, and so do older teenagers. Perfect for any party." She beamed at him, holding a Liepard styled booty pillow for him to claim, but then Ty decided to strike. The electricity made them both yelp as they backed off and saw the slithering demon.
"Ew, it’s a worm! Kill it!" She yelped in alarm, and suddenly mister big strong man was in action. With his big hulking feet, he made rapid attempts to stomp on the Tynamo. It would probably flatten it cartoon style, seeing how quick and agitated this customer was.
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 11, 2012 12:38:20 GMT -5
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[/i] He said, with some of the people mumuring and nodding in agreement. Ahhh, it was good to do well in a fight; but now it was time to sell! Ty on the other hand was not dong as well. Even though he managed to pull of his little trick he did not expect the hulking feet to come down so rapidly on him. The first attack took him by surpruse and caught his tail ebfore he zipped to his left, narrowly avoiding another foot. It seemed as if only his tail was being striked, unilt he was unitentially kicked in the head, sending him flyign out into the open, just within sight of Adam. Taking a gulp, he hastily returned Ty who was groggily getting up, hoping that noone had seen what had happened. [/center] [/blockquote][/blockquote][/td][td] [/tr][/table] [/div]
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jan 11, 2012 20:24:17 GMT -5
The way the crowd roared was hysterical-- they all wanted these amazing booty pillows now that they could be used for self-defense. Besides, it looked hilarious. Imagine the Youtube videos they could spam and post, over and over. It was bound to be a hit, the latest sensation! It looked like something positive was going on for Adam and Camila as several waved dollar bills in the air, trying to claim a pillow for their own. The crowd was ecstatic, and even after plowing that Tynamo into the ground, even Camila and her own customer were pretty satisfied.
"I think I'll go chase after that Tynamo with one of those. I'll buy it." Oh damn, that was a deal. Camila transferred the item in exchange for the cash as she grinned, pleased with her efforts so far. The muscular man carried the booty pillow as if it was a sword as he zipped around the crowd in search of that Tynamo, but it was returned before he could see where it went.
The two 14 year olds cowered and slithered away, not wanting anything to do with this. They were just made pitiable examples in front of a giant crowd, and they were put to shame. "HEY, MISTER. WILL THIS PILLOW CURE MY BABY OF CANCER?" A very skinny but broken looking woman held her baby up in the air instead of cash, looking up at Adam with a mouthful of broken teeth and a rather uneducated sounding slur. The baby gurgled as if it was pleased with the setting it was in, for some odd reason.
"Not sure if this is good or not..." Camila noted, seeing that the crowd was getting rowdy. Now they all wanted their own pillows, and even though they were probably going to make cash, if the crowd went nuts then they were screwed. They couldn't have a riot, so she was going to have to manage this somehow. With a glance over at some of the emergency supplies that the crew gave her, she grinned at the sight of the fire extinguisher. Now that would do the trick, she thought with a grin. She held the new weapon in her hands, watching as some of the crowd actually tried to grab for the pillows without paying. Camila managed to stop them with words, but it was going to get worse soon.
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Post by Sheepy on Jan 13, 2012 13:37:35 GMT -5
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[/i] Adam said as he put a flase smile on; he didn't like lying to people but he didn't want to upset her feelings at all. "The booty pillow is able to do anything; it can cure your babies cancer, after about a day of it holding on to it." It wasn't the best of lies he had made, but he was hoping that she would accept it. Then it had to go even worse as the crowd began pushing and trying to grab a pillow; he slaped at a few stray hands but he knew that that wouldn't work as well, especially as he felt his feet taken underneeth him and being dragged towards the crowd. " OH GOD! Guys help; save the pillows!" He shouted as he sent his gliscor, aron, breloom, nidorino and togepi out. The first 4 pokemon took a defensive posistions as Adam was swalloed up by the crow, with the old shout here and there, before he came out of the side with swirls in his eyes. Giggling to herself, Toge's skipped along before grabbing Adam by his collar who was gurgling with a derpy smile on his face, taking him to the side of the pillows. Well, looks like Camila had a chance to be the hero of the day and take all the glory for herself now! [/center] Notes: Talk: Honk honk
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