LET'S PLAYYYYY
fuk uuuuu
What
kind of favor?
...where are we going with this? Why are you blushing? This shouldn't be kawaii desu desu desu kun.
Awww yeah here we go.
Especially when I go back and restart the game because I wanted to name him Shamu.
Why are you blushing? Why why why I am not an attractive male lion
Are you lyin?
Shamu doesn't recognize your bullshit.
I don't know if I want to go in any rooms with you, desu boy.
oh god
And we learned some street talk. Rolling in bitches, sniffing drugs, saying hello with swag, and digging for dough.
And Boss sends us off to Acorn Shrine, looking for the Ham-Hams because Boss wants to trap them in an underground lair. Each of the Ham-Hams gets their own little room, and you can't go in them until you bring them back. So yeah, much to Shamu's disappointment, there will be no panty raids this evening.
Gosh you can't go anywhere without someone using a pun
The plague spreads, and suddenly this game stops being rated E for everyone. It becomes a dark massacre where each hamster eventually rots into the soil with their hopeful limbs sticking out of the earth, craving freedom from the pain.
Ok now to pick up chicks
Oh helloooooo there. Already Shamu is bringing in the French chicks. It's totally important to bring her back to the club house, but we get distracted after hiff hiffing some seeds.
You know that weird pink shirt thing in the last screen shot? We dug there, and boom. Giant shop. Shamu will be less naked when he goes in his room to show off his carrot and chief hat.
As you can see, this game is very interactive. Observe, the mighty Go-P.
damn right he left a mark. He's the next avatar. And now it's time to pick up some chicks.
You'll do.
Sorry Shamu, you aren't big enough. Nice try though. So we get some information about Bijou instead, since Shamu actually has a chance with her. For funsies, we decide to rough up pinkie.
Tack-Q! Somehow, this snaps her out of her love daze.
You want a fat hamster to tackle you down?
Because obviously Shamu tackling her didn't get her ovaries exploding. Who else is in town?
Couuuuugarrrrrr
I DO NOT CONSENT. I DO NOT CONSENT. HONK. HONK.
Shamu was never the same after that.
He DID learn how to be pretty, and we ended up calling her Mega-Q.
your head is fat shush it's not like karma will get me for this or anything
crap.
We found Maxwell though, so we're getting somewhere in the game.
Hi, nice to see you too!
I fell in the mud for you, Maxwell. FOR YOU. YOU WERE TEARING US APART AND I WILL FIX OUR NOT RELATIONSHIP.
And that's how we get hamsters in Boss's dungeon. He has a pretty nice room, I gotta say.
//I will play more later hohoho