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Post by Jasthn~:3 on Aug 14, 2012 21:06:02 GMT -5
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Post by Steve on Aug 14, 2012 21:15:13 GMT -5
FRST I WUD ST UP A HDDN CMRA SO I CUD PUT ID ON AMURRICA'S FUNNIEST VID ON HOW TO PURPOSELY ATTRCT ONLY WOMEN
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 14, 2012 21:23:10 GMT -5
Ah, my darling Spirit. If I was dating you, I would take your soft hand and lead you through a Wildlife Reserve. I would keep you safe from the bears while educating you about every bird and plant, and we'd be able to find all of the edible plants in the area. You'd bring the Jeep and we'd have skin showing, and we'd go for a wild ride on the grassy plains. We don't need the top on, and you definitely don't need your top on either. ;) ;) ;) We'd ride up and down the hills as if it was a roller coaster ride, and we'd honk at anyone that got in our way. Perhaps we could share a packed lunch while watching the swans swim together on the gentle pond waters, and we'd pretend to push each other into the water. Then I actually push you in and then we both remember you aren't a good swimmer and I remember that I really just wanted you for your Jeep so I drop a heavy rock on you and leave you to drown. Then I take the Jeep and drive off because that is my true OTP.
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Post by G♌I♏♏ on Aug 14, 2012 21:38:31 GMT -5
6:04pm I would knock on your door, slightly late because I spent so much time trying to look just perfect for you. 6:30pm Arrive a cozy little coffee shop for some delicious tea/coffee/beverages/baked items. Discuss astrology off in the corner. 8:00pm We go to see a movie, but end up playing the arcade games in the lobby for hours instead. 10:30pm We go back to your place and...
we get on Cheyenne and mock everyone who isn't us and didn't have the MOST AWESOME FIRST DATE EVER
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Post by ESTER on Aug 14, 2012 21:39:06 GMT -5
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Post by [K]azzy on Aug 15, 2012 0:20:15 GMT -5
Spirit My Darling You think that internet romance is a joke? Oh, how my love for Spirit Prevails <3
Never say never. (Beiber) I used to think that I would never fall in love, and that no one would ever fall in love with me.
After years of rejection and failed attempts at meeting women, I had given up and accepted my fate as a lifelong single woman. I should have known that love comes when you least expect it. One day, while visiting my favorite cbox, I noticed a her sparkle and spontaneous filters. As it turned out, she was near my age and very, very sweet. We got to talking, and found that we were actually quite compatible. At first, I thought that there was no way that such a perfect woman could be unattached. Much to my surprise (and happiness as well), she was single -- and equally interested in me.
We've since spent countless hours together online, and dreams together every night. There is no one else I would rather be with -- she is the sweetest, most intelligent, kindest, most caring, loving, witty, down-to-earth person I have ever met, not to mention the fact that she is stunningly gorgeous, inside and out. The moon was bright when we first had met up, our very first date in fact. She was absolutely stunning as always and I, normal and tacky. We danced under the moon light, shared tales of old past members and dirty deeds and she expressed her dreams and fantasies beyond the Pokemon World. As the night soon faded darker, I kissed her goodnight and left her with a single token; a Pokeball. Despite the fact that we're separated by more than 2,000 miles of distance, I feel closer to her than I've ever felt to anyone. With the help of fate and a little bit of faith, we've made it, and we're on our way to living happily ever after, a fairytale come true. We knew it would be hard to be so far apart, but we also knew that if we didn't try, we would regret it forever.
Even though she's not close enough to hold my hand, she never fails to touch my heart. I love her with every ounce of my being, and I don't know what I would do without her.
So to all of you disbelievers who say that online relationships "aren't real" and don't work, I say that they can and do work. If it wasn't for the internet, I would never have met my soulmate.
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Post by arionne ♥ on Aug 15, 2012 8:31:59 GMT -5
"go get me a sammich."
((JKJKJKJKJKJKJK...?))
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Post by Genevieve on Aug 15, 2012 15:26:18 GMT -5
I wouldn't take spirit on a date.
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I'D TAKE HER ON A WATERMELON!
-BADUM TISH-
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 15, 2012 16:27:54 GMT -5
For all of you except Ari. Ari gets a very special reaction gif.
<3
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Post by freeziepop on Aug 15, 2012 17:33:45 GMT -5
i'd probably forget to pick her up and then call two days later to half-assed apologize. that's how i roll. i'm truly a ladies man.
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