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Post by kazamuki on Jul 6, 2007 4:55:20 GMT -5
"Flan, use Transform..on the delibird!" a figure in the shadows whispered. the white flash of dittos transformation let all parties known of their location. out from teh bushes strolled a perfect replica of Delibird, "delibird!"
close behind the fake was a white-haired guy wearing a redlined jacket. he was not really focused on the other traners as he was accessing his pokedex, fiddling around he finally let out an, "aha!" and began to listen to the attack list for delibird, "Present huh...?"
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 6, 2007 4:59:49 GMT -5
Pixen's mouth dropped open, feeling the blood rush to her face. "T-t-that..." She trailed off, the anger nearly too much for her to bear. Cyro continued to flop around, unaware of his trainer's frustration.
Resix only flashed him a blank stare, before shifting his gaze to Deasy. "Ember," He said coolly, before grimacing and adding, "on Duskull."
The Vulpix gave no sign of acknowledgment. Eyes flashing an eerie white, a weak stream of flames was loosed from her mouth.
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Post by riley on Jul 6, 2007 5:12:02 GMT -5
The kickin' religion based pokemon stood up and clenched its fists at the new delibird that had appeared. "DELIBIRD? BRRRRRRDELURDBIRDDIRD?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!111" <WHAT IS THIS SHIT DOG?! THEY BE SENDIN' DOPPLEGANGIN' SPIES ON US NOW? SHIT MAN! WE SCREWED!> The duskull fretted over his ...fretting companion. "Dus, kull, skull, duskull, dus, dus, dull, dull, dull dull duuuullll i am dulll...." <Er, ah, um, well, but, the, ah, you, um, no, ah... don't errrr ah worry, it's all, er, ah, a setup, yes, ah, eer, a setup, yes, yes...> The fire caught on it's black... body..... clothing.... thing, and the duskull screamed like a wussy little freezie. "DUSKUUUUUUUUULL!" <ER, AH, UM, BUT, AH, UM, ER, OW!>
Both were complete idiots, and so neither did anything to attack their foes.
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Post by kazamuki on Jul 6, 2007 5:19:56 GMT -5
Flan got a look of sheer...well for lack of a better word, horror. Heiki, not speaking a lick of pokemon just looked over at all the noise, he then notice what looked to be a volcano about to erupt (Pixen) and a smooth criminal (Resix). "er...hi. hey, flan, give them your package, er, present!" the fake dipped deep into his sack and pulled out a neatly wrapped present, and dropped it in front of the two fighting wild pokemon. a moment later it exploded in a fantastic display of smoke and mirrors! "good work flan, that was fantastic!" he clapped his hands together.
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 6, 2007 5:23:53 GMT -5
Resix stared at Heiki. Was this kid some kind of mental institution escapee? He wanted to ask him so many questions, but instead the words came out in the form of an order: "Ember."
Deasy again complied with her master's wishes, sending a second wave of flames at Duskull.
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Post by riley on Jul 9, 2007 21:52:17 GMT -5
The explosion seemed to turn over a new leaf in the two wild pokemon, perhaps clearing the drugs out of their system. The duskull nimbly avoided the attack and launched an attack of his own at the vulpix, night shade. The ghastly pokemon's dual-type companion grabbed a handful of beautifully wrapped presents and chucked them at his doppleganger.
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 15, 2007 17:29:22 GMT -5
Magikarp continued to flop around, totally oblivious to the battle that was unfolding. He flashed his trainer a genuine smile, trying to get on the girl's good side.
"Don't look at me you stupid fish," She growled, quickly recalling the pokemon. Pixen paused, waiting to see the outcome of Resix's actions before sending out a second soldier. At her feet, an uncharacteristically silent Ardos seriously considered joining the fray should Heiki fail to act. He sighed. If he did, his idiotic trainer would start ordering him around again, and she was clearly no good at type matchups.
Resix paused to think for a moment, touching his forefinger and thumb to his chin thoughtfully. "Ember."
It wasn't as if he had a choice. Repeating the same attack over and over would have to do for now, as Deasy didn't know any other offensive moves.
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Post by kazamuki on Jul 16, 2007 2:54:09 GMT -5
Heiki ordered his icy bird to give them all a present. again, flan dipped into his bag, producing three small, but still immaculately dressed up presents. instead of joining the fray, flan chucked the presants like day old deli at his foes. the targets, in order, were: The Real Delibird, the duskull, and a mistakenly targeted vulpix. heiki was looking at the shinx, thinking how adorible it looked. being a man he knew he could not utter that word.
"thats a cool looking lion you got there." Heiki had not noticed that Ditto had taken Heiki litereally when he said "give them all a present" he had meant for the fake bird to just hit the foes, not the vulpix. but he would probably soon find out the error of his not being specific.
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 16, 2007 3:04:51 GMT -5
Pixen scowled at Heiki. The audacity! "Ardos is a lot cooler than any of YOUR retarded pokemon," She huffed, folding her arms across her chest. "In fact, I bet he could take them all on. He's level 100 you know," The lies seemed to roll off her tongue with alarming regularity.
Resix rolled his eyes. Tossing his teal hair behind his shoulders, he opted to keep his mouth shut for fear of the tiny woman's wrath. He hadn't known Pixen very long, but she seemed like she could be pretty scary...
Duskull tried to dodge again, but was largely unsuccessful. The embers cascaded across it's back, throughly scorching the ghost pokemon. It screeched in pain, and focused it's rage on Deasy. It lunged for the weakened vulpix, who was panting slighly from the last night shade attack. A second one oughta show it who was boss!
Meanwhile, the REAL Delibird seemed annoyed at the fake handing out presents. But still... A present was a present. It unwrapped the box with glee, and immediately wished it hadn't. The bomb exploded in it's face.
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Post by kazamuki on Jul 16, 2007 3:19:55 GMT -5
"wow, 100! I never really learned about level but that sounds pretty high! I will make sure not to piss it off!" Heiki was genuienly surprised. he had thought that it might have evolved by now, but rationalized the fact that he did not know all that much about the world of pokemon. at the same time Heiki was giddy with how well the presents were working, he did notice the sizzling spot on vulpix,
"Oh jeez, sorry vulpix! Flan, give out presents to everyone! try to give a GOOD present to vulpix...." Heiki paused, "There is good preasents right? can heal?...DO IT FLAN!"
Flan dug into his bag and pulled out three preasents, all three differently wrapped. seems he had a one in three chance. flan, not one to miss a chance for logic, put the three presents down in front of it. he studied them.
one was white wrapping with black bubbles on it. it had bright red wrapping. the bow was all curly at the end make it look frilly.
the one next to it was green wrapping, forest colored with a print of chansey all over it. it was wrapped in blue tape. it was wrapped in such a way that that the bow made the shape of a heart.
last, there was a plain brown package, ala UPS. it had nothing on it but a white sticker. on the sticker it said, "LETTER BOMB" and had a return address to "WEAK"
Flan was confused, which one goes where? not wanted to make the choice by himself, he closed his eyes and randomly kicked a package at each of the three pokemon. Heiki was proud of his Dittos resaoning power.
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 16, 2007 3:34:38 GMT -5
The ghost-type got the worst of it, receiving the unibomber package. Fortunately, being a ghost had its advantages. It simply disappeared momentarily, letting the package explode with no harm, no foul.
Deasy also received one of the explosive packages. The poor little Vulpix sensed danger, but couldn't avoid the explosion that left it fainted on the ground. Perfect, Resix thought. The man bit his lip, recalling Deasy quickly. His hand flew to his bag, but Pixen touched his arm.
"Let me," She grunted some form of those words, still enraged from earlier. The girl glanced at Ardos, who was more than ready to join the progressing battle. Hopefully he'd hurry things up a bit.
Without waiting for an order from his trainer, he lunged for Duskull with wide-open jaws. Unlike the present from earlier, this couldn't be avoided by simply disappearing. It took the attack full-force, and finally gave in to the power of the opponents attacks.
Delibird squealed with joy. It had gotten the healing present from it's counterpart, and closed it's eyes to enjoy the sensation of energy returning to it's fatigued body.
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Post by kazamuki on Jul 16, 2007 3:42:13 GMT -5
"Oh Snap!" Heiki did not expect it to backfire so throughly. Heiki was ever vigilent, "Flan,give out some more presents. then transform into vulpix!" he did not like having his flan giving health back to foes, so he decided to switch over to another pokemon. Flan handed out some more presents, playfully hacky-sacking them to each pokemon on the field. and without further adu, he transform from the bird to the fox. ditto would have to wait a bit since he was not used to transforming from anything else but ditto form.
"maybe I Should pull out so that level 100 does not hurt my ditto.." Heiki mused to himself.
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 16, 2007 3:50:10 GMT -5
"I'm surprised you'd try to train something as weak as ditto," Pixen continued, making elaborate hand guestures as she lied. "Ditto is the weakest pokemon you know. It was actually created in a lab, before Mewtwo. It was the first prototype, and was a disaster. So they threw it out. But..." Her eyebrows twitched a bit, as she moved in closer to her victim. "Something went wrong. It split into two, and then four, and have been slowly multiplying ever since. It's somewhat of a government consipiracy. You see, they know about it but haven't been telling us since rapidly multiplying dittos could be somewhat of a public health concern. After all, it IS riddled with diseases, plus it can transmit thoughts and recordings of its trainers to aliens..."
As she continued, Resix shot the Shinx a puzzled glance. Ardos simply rolled his eyes, letting the teal-haired man know she was full of crap. He didn't seem convinced, though, but since Pixen was busy he gave Ardos an order: "Uh... bite?"
He wasn't totally sure what attacks it knew, but based on the information from earlier, he felt confident in his selection. The shinx rolled his eyes again, this time at the man's stupidity, before lunging at Delibird. As with Duskull, the attack was executed flawlessly and left the bird incapacitated. Score!
Seeing that both foes had fainted, Resix wrinkled his nose at the prospect of catching either one. But Pixen would probably want at least the Duskull. While she was distracted with her elaborate lies, he fished out a pokeball from her bag and lightly tossed it at Duskull. Maybe Heiki would want the other one. It looked like his type.
The pokeball shook a few times, each time more and more slowly. Finally, it lay still. Score x 2!
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Congrats! Both pokemon have fainted! Each participating pokemon have gained 2 levels for their efforts!
Pixen has (inadvertantly) captured Duskull! ::duskull:: Level: 9 Gender: Male Attacks: Night Shade, Other attacks that I will find out later Personality: Devious
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Post by kazamuki on Jul 16, 2007 4:08:00 GMT -5
Heiki did not notice all that was going on around him, as he was listening intently to pixen. his eyes went shiny as he heard the more horrific parts of the story. "thats horrible!" he would say from time to time. "I knew it all along!" he would say at the oppertune moments. he shot a glance at the recently transfomed ditto and asked incredeously "is all this true?!" the ditto felt sorry for his gullible master and sadly shook his head. "well well" heiki stuttered, "I make sure mine is clean! I like my ditto! even if he IS an experiment! he is my blob of awesome!"
Ditto looked up and started gesturing at the fainted delibird, Heiki saw flan making the motions and put up his hand to pause the rambling story. he threw one of his pokeballs at the delibird and waited to see if it was captured. "man I can't belive I have a peice of history in my party.." hit muttered to himself as he waited.
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 16, 2007 4:17:30 GMT -5
Pixen stared at Heiki for a moment, before bursting into what can only be described as uncontrollable laughter. She heaved with laughter, falling backwards and landing on her butt with a loud thud. Ardos trotted over to his master more out of duty than anything - he wanted to make sure she was alright before he judged her as a complete moron.
Resix didn't quite know what to make of the situation. Dumbly he offered her Duskull's pokeball, trying to quell her incessant laughter. Finally, it slowed enough for her to speak. She cleared her throat, before beginning again.
"It's really hard to make sure dittos are clean. In fact, it's pretty much impossible. It's encoded in their dna you know," she swiped the pokeball from Resix, who was dangling it in front of her face rather boredly. He didn't enjoy her game as much as she did. "They have all sorts of diseases that range from e-coli to herpes. It would be better if you just got rid of it, or at the very least never, EVER touched it."
Resix groaned. "Are we done?" He felt the need to make his point clear. Apparently Pixen was inadequate at picking up on subtle hints.
"No no no!" She squealed with delight, taking great joy in corrupting this kid's mind. Looping her arm around Heiki's, she continued with her lies. Resix's eyes flashed betrayal, jealousy and anger. He had only just met Pixen, but already he felt like he could trust her. How dare this kid come between them!
Forcing his emotions down, he pulled out another pokeball. "How about a battle." His tone was cold, as his menacing brown eyes seemed to stare through Heiki.
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Congrats! Delibird was captured! ::delibird:: Level: 11 Attacks: Present Gender: Male Personality: Moronic
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Post by kazamuki on Jul 16, 2007 4:40:20 GMT -5
"but but but" Heiki stammered, "I don't have ecoli do I?" Heiki started searching his mind for how he cleaned his ditto, it seemed to attrach things in its blob form the silly putty. "but I use all natural water and make sure he is a nice pink sparkle! " at this moment he met eyes with what looked like an Irate-but-holding-it-down-horridly resix, "dude, battle? are you kidding me?! I need to learn how I can keep my ditto! I love him oh so much, if you'd like, have a gift from my new pokemon!"
Heiki casually threw out his newly aquired pokemon and the delibird joyfully trotted over to the clearly seething resix and handed him a just dandy little gift. Heiki turned to Pixen, "so what else has the governemt been hiding? I always knew they were watching us, I mean..thats why I am in the forest right? they can't put cameras everywhere..?" as he was fumbling with his new pokeball, his shaky hands had dropped the rest of his pokeballs uncerimoniously o the ground releasing all of his pokemon:
an Absol that look pretty intelligent, strange for a master who was so willing to believe such blatant lies, a Misdreavus who looked around quickly and rubbed up against heiki with affection, an Electabuzz that held out his arms in a bodybuilders pose, obviously trying to impress no one but himself, a Rioru that just stood around and finally found a tree to lean against, and finally a shinx. unlike the otherone that was out this one was darker colored and had a nice dark aura about him. it looked around drowsally, like he had just woke up. "um, say hellp to the gang...gang, these guys, these guys, gang."
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 16, 2007 4:55:15 GMT -5
Dark gaze casually swept over the ecclectic mix of pokemon standing before him. Resix seemed unimpressed, and fiddled with the present Delibird had handed him. Luckily it didn't explode in his face. If it had, he would've throttled the boy. He inched closer to Pixen, needlessly protective over the near-stranger.
Ardos seemed intrigued by the other Shinx, and sniffed him lightly before retreating behind Resix's legs. He may not have been his master, but he trusted the teal-haired man's sanity more at the moment.
Pixen only shrugged. "You think so huh? There are sattelites circling the area at this very moment, watching everything we do. Oh and did you know that Absols bring bad luck? You really shouldn't have one around unless you get a Stantler as well. Stantlers seem to counteract their effects. It's scientifically proven you know. I would know - I used to be a scientist myself. I'm sort of a prodigy actually." She said, puffing out her chest a bit with pride. "When I was nine I was enrolled into a college for the gifted. When I was twelve I was curing cancer in Johto and Hoenn, and when I was fifteen I received the nobel peace prize for my efforts! Isn't that amazing?"
"Then why are you training pokemon?" Resix said dryly, twisting a lock of teal hair around his finger idly. "Why aren't you still saving lives?"
Her cheeks flushed a bright red. "That's none of your business mister!" She squinted at him, freeing herself from Heiki and poking Resix in the nose with her index finger. "I'd prefer it if you stayed out of my personal affairs."
He groaned. Annoying.
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Post by kazamuki on Jul 16, 2007 5:06:14 GMT -5
one would think that with this shock of common sense Heiki might come into his intelligence. that one would be mistaken. he only responded, "I know aobut absol, he brings me so much bad luck anything good that happens seems great, makes for a great mood boost!" he then peer lower and covered his head, "sucks wer are being watched though...hope they did nto see what I did 2 nights ago.."
he quickly changed subjects like an OCD ADD freash from going cold turky on his pills, "and to think I am in the presense of a genius! What kind of illness dd you cure? can any cure my ditto? man that guy over there is really strange. he is good at hiding his emotion. where do you guys come from? I bet you guys share a sleepingbag! perfect combination you two... what kind of pokemon do you guys have, as you ca..."he trailed off as he gasped for air. when he was nervous or anxious he talked a lot and forgot to breath a lot. "gasp....um, sorry, I like to speak my otomotopias, gasp, pant...."
he dropped to his knees as he cuddled the floating ghost, soft hair played with his hands. Misdreavus was delited and squeeled happily.
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 16, 2007 5:14:17 GMT -5
Pixen stared, mouth hanging slightly agape. This guy needed therapy all right. Many, many fucking years of therapy.
Resix was speechless as well, although it was slightly less surprising as he never really spoke much anyways. The hint of anger in his eyes was replaced by amusement. This kid was nothing more than a bumbling idiot. Some threat he turned out to be.
"My... How uh..." Pixen paused, searching for the right words. Finding none, she grabbed her enormous backpack and rifled through it for what seemed like an eternity before producing a white helmet. "... I think you should have this." Clumsily she thrust it at Heiki with a shaky grin.
Her partner's lips threatened to twist into an amused smile. However Resix was a master at keeping emotions inward, so he pushed it down and flashed his typical blank face. A helmet... the audacity this girl had!
Satisfied, she latched onto Resix's arm. "Reeses pieces here actually thinks I'm funny?" She giggled, not even addressing Heiki's questions. "That's tooooooo cute!"
He glared sharply at her. "Don't call me that."
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Post by kazamuki on Jul 16, 2007 16:57:29 GMT -5
"herm, not sure I need this. I have perfectly fine balance thank you." Heiki was not really insulted, as he should have been. Although he had always been able to roll with the punches, some because he was just plain oblivious.
Heiki did, however, like the nickname grumpy man had gotten and snickered thusly. "hehe, reeses pieces...funny" feeling generous, Heiki asked his new delibird to hand out presents to his new acquaintances. Delibird was happy to comply. he could tell he was going to like his new master. as delibird threw the presents to the happy couple, heiki yelled, "FOUR!"
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