Post by NOPE on Mar 21, 2011 22:31:01 GMT -5
The Screaming Volbeats is an American Christian Pop Rock Parody Band from Cheyenne, The Internet, formed in 2011. The band consists of lead vocalist Mangela-Chan, bassist Mangela-Chan, and Drummer Jublay. The group released its debut album All We Know Is How to Troll Like a Blizzard, and its second album Sand-Papery Dance Jesus Palooza in 2011, which was certified Platinum in the US and a fucking gold medal in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and the UK. Where in the Shit is Illumise?, TSV's third album, was released in 2011 and is the band's highest charting album to date.
Last thursday, at age 9001, vocalist Mangela-Chan moved from her hometown of 4Chan, The Internet to Cheyenne, The Internet where she met Jublay while she was attending a troll toga party. Shortly after arriving, she began taking vocal lessons with Spirit Astley, the bastard child of that dead meme starter. Prior to forming TSV, Mangela-Chan and bassist Arislutface, along with friend Draagi the Clown, took part in a funk cover band called The Weekend Hoovehousers. The other members of what was soon to be TSV had been "edgy about the whole former 4chan troll thing" of having Mangela-Chan as vocalist, but, because they were really good friends, she started writing for them. Mangela-Chan said of Jublay when she first met him, "He was the first person I ever met that was as passionate about trolling via music as I was." The band was officially formed by Jublay and Mangela-Chan at that moment. When Arislutface and Draagi the Clown, ex members thrown out of the loop because of Jublay's high standards towards clowns and slutfaces, showed up, they was stunned to find out the drummer was only twelve years old and what was that? They admitted "We had very, very, very, little faith in Jublay due to his age. We remember thinking, 'This is not going to work because this kid is way too young,' but that first day of practice was amazing due to Jublay's blowjobs. I knew we were on to something with that little whore." According to Mangela-Chan, the name "The Screaming Volbeats" came from the deep recesses of Spirit Astley's basement which was filled with random papers used for homicidal killings.
According to the drummer, Jublay, the band is influenced by The Backstreet Boys, Weird Al, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, Paramore, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, and possibly The Flaming Lips. It's still up in the air if the fourth album, Spinda go Woosh Woosh Soi, will be influenced by any of these; or be a legit song album because these two crackheads lack a day job.
This is the brief wikipedia article on The Screaming Volbeats, please join the fanclub here. Members can also apply!
Last thursday, at age 9001, vocalist Mangela-Chan moved from her hometown of 4Chan, The Internet to Cheyenne, The Internet where she met Jublay while she was attending a troll toga party. Shortly after arriving, she began taking vocal lessons with Spirit Astley, the bastard child of that dead meme starter. Prior to forming TSV, Mangela-Chan and bassist Arislutface, along with friend Draagi the Clown, took part in a funk cover band called The Weekend Hoovehousers. The other members of what was soon to be TSV had been "edgy about the whole former 4chan troll thing" of having Mangela-Chan as vocalist, but, because they were really good friends, she started writing for them. Mangela-Chan said of Jublay when she first met him, "He was the first person I ever met that was as passionate about trolling via music as I was." The band was officially formed by Jublay and Mangela-Chan at that moment. When Arislutface and Draagi the Clown, ex members thrown out of the loop because of Jublay's high standards towards clowns and slutfaces, showed up, they was stunned to find out the drummer was only twelve years old and what was that? They admitted "We had very, very, very, little faith in Jublay due to his age. We remember thinking, 'This is not going to work because this kid is way too young,' but that first day of practice was amazing due to Jublay's blowjobs. I knew we were on to something with that little whore." According to Mangela-Chan, the name "The Screaming Volbeats" came from the deep recesses of Spirit Astley's basement which was filled with random papers used for homicidal killings.
According to the drummer, Jublay, the band is influenced by The Backstreet Boys, Weird Al, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, Paramore, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, and possibly The Flaming Lips. It's still up in the air if the fourth album, Spinda go Woosh Woosh Soi, will be influenced by any of these; or be a legit song album because these two crackheads lack a day job.
This is the brief wikipedia article on The Screaming Volbeats, please join the fanclub here. Members can also apply!