Post by freeziepop on Mar 22, 2011 15:04:38 GMT -5
SHAKU WINS OK
God, since you guys are being pricks.
So like the video starts out with a crappy opening. She's so freaking stupid if she thinks that sketchy appearance is cool. Because it's not. But anyways, so she like wakes up and immediately starts singing. I have no idea who would feel like doing this at 7 fucking am, but this girl goes hardcore. obviously. Her hair is extremely curly, probably a fail attempt on the make up person's part at trying to make her look like she just woke up from a rough night. No one would even touch her so I don't know what they were thinking.
Then she randomly end up down stairs, still fucking singing. Something about getting a bowl then cereal. But in the back ground her family is freaking running away. I would run away too if I was them. But she doesn't even wait for cereal. She just leaves and goes to the bus stop. Oh wait, she's not even waiting for the stupid bus. Her friends are driving to get her. They don't even look legal. I bet they've never sat behind a steering wheel before. Except for that girl in the passenger seat. She seems cool. I bet she hated Rebecca too. I could see myself thrusting her.
She couldn't even pick her seat. It's a car. There's no room in the fucking front seat. That cool bitch is sitting there. And it's not legal to sit in the middle. It's not even legal for them to sit in the back like that. They think they're so cool. God. Idiots. She's thirteen. She's not supposed to be partying. She's like those scene kids who think looking like something that would wind up coming out of Ke$ha's vagina.
Oh god. Then the night scene. Those white chicks can't even dance. Why can't that black girl in the front be dancing? They need to crunk that shit up. And why is the Awkward Arm girl her friend and not the other one? That's so rude. What a bitch. And how come the cityscape keeps alternating between really close and really far? The lighting of that whole scene sucks, but it's my favorite. Most def.
Now she's somewhere at night. This is why there's so many missing teenagers. They go to some dance with random black people and end up missing. Too bad this music video isn't real life. Some random guy comes up behind her and obviously smacks her ass. It's not even discreet. You can tell by his facial expression and everything. What a douche.
Oh god. She's at a party filled with under aged people. I bet it's a Kool-Aid/Hannah Montana party. Because that's what they like. Some whore with split personality syndrome and purple drank. Her outfit is so 60s too. Who wears that stuff anymore? My grandma would find her pleasant to shop with at Salvation Army. I should get a hold of her and schedule a Bingo night.
Well that wasn't expected. Another sketchy montage about the days of the week. I think it's really nice for her to do this for those who can't remember. I almost forgot Sunday came after Saturday. Normally I'm too drunk and end up skipping Sunday because I'm on the verge of death from alcohol poisoning or some shit like that. And what about that odd jumping? It doesn't even make sense. But that seems like a recurring theme in this video. We so excited? Nice engrish you have there.
Finally we get to the token rap verse. Who is this guy? Is he the produce of this Music label? I'm pretty sure he is. Go look at the website. Not a little boy in sight. All underaged girls. One's even eleven. Obviously this guy is making his way to the party she was at. So many underaged people, so little time. Is he really talking to himself in the mirror? Who does that? At least try to cover it with a blu-tooth head device.
Oh great. She's singing in front of everyone and they're fist pumping. Are we in the Jersey Shore now? Where everyone goes hard to shitty music? Maybe they're just drunk. Or on LSD. I'm thinking the latter. Where are their parents? Shouldn't they be supervising them? Maybe I'm just so 2000 and late. Maybe that's also why Rebecca Black is a viral hit.
And what about those colorful lights? Are those street lights? How did they do that? They probably spray painted them to get that rainbow feel. Fucking kids and their hip hop music.
I love you so much Fresix.
God, since you guys are being pricks.
So like the video starts out with a crappy opening. She's so freaking stupid if she thinks that sketchy appearance is cool. Because it's not. But anyways, so she like wakes up and immediately starts singing. I have no idea who would feel like doing this at 7 fucking am, but this girl goes hardcore. obviously. Her hair is extremely curly, probably a fail attempt on the make up person's part at trying to make her look like she just woke up from a rough night. No one would even touch her so I don't know what they were thinking.
Then she randomly end up down stairs, still fucking singing. Something about getting a bowl then cereal. But in the back ground her family is freaking running away. I would run away too if I was them. But she doesn't even wait for cereal. She just leaves and goes to the bus stop. Oh wait, she's not even waiting for the stupid bus. Her friends are driving to get her. They don't even look legal. I bet they've never sat behind a steering wheel before. Except for that girl in the passenger seat. She seems cool. I bet she hated Rebecca too. I could see myself thrusting her.
She couldn't even pick her seat. It's a car. There's no room in the fucking front seat. That cool bitch is sitting there. And it's not legal to sit in the middle. It's not even legal for them to sit in the back like that. They think they're so cool. God. Idiots. She's thirteen. She's not supposed to be partying. She's like those scene kids who think looking like something that would wind up coming out of Ke$ha's vagina.
Oh god. Then the night scene. Those white chicks can't even dance. Why can't that black girl in the front be dancing? They need to crunk that shit up. And why is the Awkward Arm girl her friend and not the other one? That's so rude. What a bitch. And how come the cityscape keeps alternating between really close and really far? The lighting of that whole scene sucks, but it's my favorite. Most def.
Now she's somewhere at night. This is why there's so many missing teenagers. They go to some dance with random black people and end up missing. Too bad this music video isn't real life. Some random guy comes up behind her and obviously smacks her ass. It's not even discreet. You can tell by his facial expression and everything. What a douche.
Oh god. She's at a party filled with under aged people. I bet it's a Kool-Aid/Hannah Montana party. Because that's what they like. Some whore with split personality syndrome and purple drank. Her outfit is so 60s too. Who wears that stuff anymore? My grandma would find her pleasant to shop with at Salvation Army. I should get a hold of her and schedule a Bingo night.
Well that wasn't expected. Another sketchy montage about the days of the week. I think it's really nice for her to do this for those who can't remember. I almost forgot Sunday came after Saturday. Normally I'm too drunk and end up skipping Sunday because I'm on the verge of death from alcohol poisoning or some shit like that. And what about that odd jumping? It doesn't even make sense. But that seems like a recurring theme in this video. We so excited? Nice engrish you have there.
Finally we get to the token rap verse. Who is this guy? Is he the produce of this Music label? I'm pretty sure he is. Go look at the website. Not a little boy in sight. All underaged girls. One's even eleven. Obviously this guy is making his way to the party she was at. So many underaged people, so little time. Is he really talking to himself in the mirror? Who does that? At least try to cover it with a blu-tooth head device.
Oh great. She's singing in front of everyone and they're fist pumping. Are we in the Jersey Shore now? Where everyone goes hard to shitty music? Maybe they're just drunk. Or on LSD. I'm thinking the latter. Where are their parents? Shouldn't they be supervising them? Maybe I'm just so 2000 and late. Maybe that's also why Rebecca Black is a viral hit.
And what about those colorful lights? Are those street lights? How did they do that? They probably spray painted them to get that rainbow feel. Fucking kids and their hip hop music.
I love you so much Fresix.