Post by Kathryn on May 6, 2011 17:23:02 GMT -5
SO I LIEK TTLY CAME UP WITH AN IDEA THAT I LIKED AND I'VE BEEN MEANING TO MENTION IT FOR AGES.
So here goes.
Pokemon Vending Machine in the Harris Megamall!
You pay like 7K and it shits out a random Common Pokemon with some sort of batshit crazy move. 14K and you get an Uncommon. 50K and you get a really rare. THIS IS TTLY LIKE THE SHOP BUT SO MUCH BETTER BECAUSE YOU ADMINS CAN GET UP AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE IDFK. I SILLY.
And no, this isn't like the Pokemon Shop. You get something random - sort of like an egg, but not an egg, though you can get an egg for like 15K or something. Tbh I haven't really planned out too much of it in detail, apart from the machine also shits out Vodka tokens that you give to me. In return, I break your face.
THOUGHTS!?
So here goes.
Admin walked into the Harris Megamall, pausing to catch a glimpse of the strange new Vending Machine that had somehow randomly been abandoned there. It seemed cool, so why it had been left was beyond comprehension. Anyway, slotting a coin into the Vending Machine, Admin watched as it rattled and choked on the money. What the fuck did you feed it?
Well, this one wasn’t going to shit out soda cans, so a drink was out of the option. Instead, the weird thing dropped a Pokéball into the little tray beside it, displaying the information of the Pokémon that it had given to the Trainer. Hell, this was cool, but totally random. There were no buttons asking if you wanted a certain Pokémon, so it must just filter out the Pokéball that it gets first and locks the other ones inside.
Unfortunately, one couldn’t try that coin on string trick like in the arcades; it would hungrily eat any coin, and the string would probably set off an alarm – a waste of money. Oh well, whatever. You stupid asshat, gtfo and feed it. Who knows how long it's been in there. It must be like Skeleton people by now.
::Pikachu::
{Pikachu}
Lv 7, -gender-
Thundershock, Tail Whip, Thunder Wave, Volt Tackle
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Pokemon Vending Machine in the Harris Megamall!
You pay like 7K and it shits out a random Common Pokemon with some sort of batshit crazy move. 14K and you get an Uncommon. 50K and you get a really rare. THIS IS TTLY LIKE THE SHOP BUT SO MUCH BETTER BECAUSE YOU ADMINS CAN GET UP AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE IDFK. I SILLY.
And no, this isn't like the Pokemon Shop. You get something random - sort of like an egg, but not an egg, though you can get an egg for like 15K or something. Tbh I haven't really planned out too much of it in detail, apart from the machine also shits out Vodka tokens that you give to me. In return, I break your face.
THOUGHTS!?