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Post by namaka on Jul 5, 2008 20:49:28 GMT -5
So, Need love on the interwebs?
perfect place to get your cyborz on.
COME HERE TO ADVERTISE YOURSELF.
Name:Jay Age:15 Size:Huge Cybor skills:5 years Looking for:Asian bride.
because i felt I had to.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jul 6, 2008 11:18:16 GMT -5
Name: spirit Age: Doesn't remember but has a feeling that its important Bust Size: Lacking Loves: Reading, role playing, and long walks on the beach Hates: people that eat babies, smart people, thick accents,
Looking for: Hot male model that resembles Zoolander I can't wait to see war. ;D
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Post by Kula Hula Kimmie on Jul 6, 2008 11:29:23 GMT -5
Name: Kimmie ;3 Age: 14 Size: Short and lean Loves: Role playing, gaming, random stupid things, soda pop, and generally anything awesome Hates: Healthy things and habits, reading BIG books, rap, and anything generally not awesome Looking For: Sexy person (yeah thats right girls) that loves doing the same general things I do
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Post by Sprite on Jul 6, 2008 11:46:57 GMT -5
Name: Sprite Age: 2 months before expiration Size: I fit in your hand nicely. Appearance: Shiny and sexy Likes: People. Hates: Your mom Looking For: Sex Pictures of Me: Totally old school. [Yo]
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Post by Sp❣rit on Jul 6, 2008 12:14:44 GMT -5
-clings to Sprite-can-
You are ridiculously good looking. I think we should go together~
You know, not as friends, but, you know...As secret agents. XD
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Post by freeziepop on Jul 6, 2008 13:18:09 GMT -5
Name: F Age: I'm only 14 Size: Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound Likes: Bearded feces, the amish, vegeta Dislikes: People who cheat on me and have love children with riley Looking for: someone exactly like me. maybe i'll just reproduce asexually and split into two freezie's. that way I can be with myself.
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Post by carnax489 on Jul 6, 2008 14:45:11 GMT -5
Name: Chris Age: 18 Size: You really wanna know? Likes: pedobear, plural marriages, long walks on the beach Dislikes: sudden and intrusive anal rape Looking for: the lulz
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Post by freeziepop on Aug 19, 2011 13:28:51 GMT -5
REVIVING ERRYONE POST YOUR INFO
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Post by FOTLY on Aug 19, 2011 13:33:47 GMT -5
POST MY INFO? HOKAY. though i doubt that this'll be funny
Name: MOOSI GTFO Age: That depends, how old are you? Size: Godly Likes: hot steamy rough anal sex, trolls, porn of all kinds, saying "i hate gay porn" is pornism. Dislikes: your mom in the kitchen Looking for: That bitch that stole my virginity cookie. D8< Give it back you nasty hobag!
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 19, 2011 13:38:44 GMT -5
FUCK YEAH. 2011 EDITION.Name: Spirit Age: Probably the same number that you claim your cock to be in centimeters Gender: Two vaginas Likes: White vans, wearing short shorts, having a lot of money in my purse, talking to strangers on the internet. Hates: You. Fetishes: Being kidnapped. Fears: Chickens. Volcanoes. Spicy chicken. Special Ability: Moon walking Squirrel Looking for: Someone mildly attractive with plenty of facial hair, preferably with glasses like these.
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Post by Rekari on Aug 19, 2011 22:48:32 GMT -5
Name: you can call me lover Age: 19 Size: enough for the two of them Likes: polygamy Dislikes: creepers Looking for: Resix and Spirit
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Post by tomackze on Aug 19, 2011 23:22:51 GMT -5
Name: Tomato Age: Err... 18? Oh younger? Or older? Uh... wouldn't you like to know Mr. Pedo! Size: Depends on what you mean . Also depends if you mean my size or my preferred size Gender: Err... Is that a penis down there? Hm... No idea. Likes: Long walks to the fridge, marathon sitting contests. Holding hands with turkey bones. Breasts! (Chicken and Turkey) Dislikes: Pedro Bear. Pedo is fine but Pedro gotta go. Looking for: The world through the scope of an "IMAGINATION!"
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