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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 19, 2011 0:41:54 GMT -5
DRACKEN VS KATH
We all knew about this battle of the ages, and it is finally official for everyone to see and participate in! Now it is time for us to manage to settle it in the most epic battle of the year! Introducing Cheyenne Soaps yet again, as it makes its return to greet the new members and slap them in the freaking face!
The issue we have here is a terrible love triangle going on between all of our current moderators; Dracken and Kath dueling it out for the heart of a humble lamb. Sheep is the target of their affections, the apple of their eye, the jewel of their sky! They both drool over him and then claw at each other in an attempt to woo him into being their one and only!
TEAM DRACKEN
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR LOOK AT THIS DRACKEN YOU GUYS, SHE'S BEEN RELEASED. HER LOVE FOR SHEEP IS COMPETING HARSHLY WITH KATH AS SHE CRASHES HER VODKA BOTTLES ONTO THE GROUND LIKE A BAUSSSS. SHE DOESN'T SIB, SHE'S THE REASON OTHERS SIB. WHEN SHE WAS BORB OUR LIVES GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, AND SHE IS OUR LONGEST RUNNING MODERATOR CURRENTLY. EVERYONE KNOWS DRACKEN, A FREAKING CHEYENNE CELEBRITY THAT CONSTANTLY RUNS OUT OF MUSE FASTER THAN KATH GETS OFF TO WOOL.
THOSE THAT ARE ON TEAM DRACKEN SUPPORT HER LOVE FOR SHEEP AS SHE PEACEFULLY GROOMS HIS FLUFFY WOOL WITH HER TEETH. SHE NEVER SETS HIM ON FIRE, AND KEEPS HIS MIND PURE AND PREVENTS HIM FROM HAVING HIS BALLS IN THE GRASP OF KATH AS SHE CRIES "SHEEP I NEED YOU ON SKYPE".
TEAM KATH
NOW BEFORE YOU LEAN OVER TO DRACKEN'S SIDE YOU BETTER LOOK OUT BECAUSE THE KATH TORPEDO IS GETTING LOOSE, FOOTLOOSE. SHE MAKES BOOTIES POP LOCK AND DROP IT AS SHE FEELS UP OUR RESIDENT LAMB AND THREATENS TO STEAL HIS WAVERING VIRGINITY. SHE'S THE FIRST TO TRY AND EVEN ATTEMPT TO BOARD SHEEP, AND PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE THAT IS CURRENTLY ON CHEYENNE. NEVERTHELESS, WHEN COMBINED WITH SHEEP SHE HAS HIM ON A LEASH THAT'S AS LONG AS HER MALE GENITALIA, WHICH IS SAID TO HAVE LANDED IN IRELAND AND HAS BEEN REPORTED TO HAVE KILLED AT LEAST 20 WOMEN AND CHILDREN.
SHE IS EVEN CLOSER TO SHEEPY'S TIME ZONE THAN DRACKEN, AND IS A CONSTANT THREAT AS SHE SLITHERS OVER TO SHEEP WITH CONSTANT OFFERS TO TAKE HIM BACK TO HER PLAYGIRL MANSION. SHE IS THE MOST SEXUAL AND WILD OF THE PAIR AND IS THE ONE THAT SHEEP IS MOST VISIBLY ATTRACTED TO, THOUGH ITS DEBATABLE HOW SHEEP FEELS BECAUSE WE HAVE YET TO DETERMINE IF IT IS LOVE OR FEAR HE FEELS.
YOU
WHERE DO YOU FREAKING STAND ON THIS MATTER? POST YOUR THOUGHTS, REACTION PICS, IDEAS, AND PERHAPS EVEN GET INTO THIS DRAMA IN A WAY ONLY YOU CAN DO IT. DRAMA LLAMAS AWAY.
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Post by jay on Dec 19, 2011 0:44:45 GMT -5
TEAM DRACKEN; I WILL MAKE A PRETTY LEGIT POST OF WHY SHE IS BETTER THEN KATH.
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Post by tomackze on Dec 19, 2011 0:46:26 GMT -5
Drack. Rather have our lovely lamb get the underage bait than the drunken alcoholic
TROLOLOL
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Post by Dracken on Dec 19, 2011 0:56:00 GMT -5
I blame Aly.
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Post by arionne ♥ on Dec 19, 2011 1:01:32 GMT -5
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Post by Hunter on Dec 19, 2011 1:06:42 GMT -5
My decision is final. Sheep should be a borb and date the Llama in the corner. Dracken will make Sheep lose every last bit of his virginity, Kath could turn him into a slave of her disastrous dead's Now my decision is final. With no real reason or knowledge behind this answer I say Dracken cause I'm derpy like that.
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Post by zacariah on Dec 19, 2011 1:08:14 GMT -5
Dracken needs to have Sheepy for medical reasons.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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Post by FOTLY on Dec 19, 2011 16:24:28 GMT -5
my vote goes nowhere.
draken is mine. BC
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 19, 2011 16:37:41 GMT -5
A CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED. HOW WILL THE OPPONENTS ACT TO THIS NEW THREAT IN CHEYENNE SOAPS? My toes twitch in anticipation. I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS FOR THE PEOPLE IN QUESTION! DRACKEN: HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO TAKE CARE OF ALL OF YOUR DREEPS? SHEEP: ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE THE FATHER OF THE DREEPS? KATH: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ANY POTENTIAL SHEEP SUITORS?
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Post by Dracken on Dec 19, 2011 16:52:36 GMT -5
1) Fot you all, I hate Aly the most </3 2) Sheep brings home no bacon, screw you :C 3) I have no freaking idea. Ya'll can adopt them kthx.
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Post by Black Ranger Talis on Dec 19, 2011 18:11:58 GMT -5
DRACK. Why did you abandon your children? LOOK AT THEM. I'M ON YO TEAM GIRL BUT YO BETTER SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT. MMMMMMHM.
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Post by Rekari on Dec 19, 2011 22:03:34 GMT -5
Excuse me kath, I'm pretty sure that we're already married and have babies!
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Post by Dracken on Dec 20, 2011 10:31:35 GMT -5
I'LL SHIP OUT KTHX TALIS
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Post by Sheepy on Dec 21, 2011 6:41:05 GMT -5
I go away only for a couple of days on a school trip, and what am I told about when I first come back on here? THIS. I refuse to voice my opinions on this matter thank you very much, and I'll let you argue about this all you want, becuase there is only one special lady for my heart............
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Post by Rekari on Dec 21, 2011 10:25:56 GMT -5
And it's me!
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 21, 2011 12:50:44 GMT -5
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Post by arionne ♥ on Dec 21, 2011 18:57:35 GMT -5
SPIRIT
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT
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Post by Sp❣rit on Sept 4, 2012 16:15:24 GMT -5
sheep and I are reminiscing about this. THE PERFECT MOMENT. OF THIS THREAD.
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Post by Sheepy on Sept 4, 2012 16:16:45 GMT -5
OH MY.
THE MEMORIES ARE FLOODING BACK SO QUICKLY.
<3333333333333333333333333333333
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