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Post by jay on Dec 14, 2011 16:59:34 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: d3d3d3; width: 370px; padding-top: 30; padding-bottom: 30;]just dance me across the sky ~ melting on the table, in parking lots and markets. Heading out of the pokecenter in her full drag, Quintessa Goodfuck was ready for this battle against Steve. Apparently he was a queen like himself, so this would be the ultimate battle. With his fake acrylic nails on his hands, he strutted himself into the playpen with her hands on her arms, a very couture look. Rocking four-inch red pumps and a short and fun peacock ensemble, she had a few tricks up her to sleeve to create a wonderful showdown. Her hair was flawless as she had on her Victoria Beckham wig, razor-cut perfectly as always. This bitch knew exactly what she was doing.
Quintessa walked into the gym with a smile and a very sultry gaze at the big man, ”Oh sure honey. After I warm-up with Steve as my appetizer, I’ll be sure to leave room for you as the main course.” she walked away letting her finger linger on the man’s broad chest, wasn’t he scrumptious. ”Oh Steve darling. I’ve come for my close-up.” she said with a laugh, her pokeballs were in her purse but first she wanted to read the gym leader, drag queens do have tons of secrets.
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Post by Kathryn on Dec 15, 2011 13:30:56 GMT -5
“I said what what, in the butt, I said what what, in the butt,” the radio carolled, to which Steve was dancing innocently. Either he didn’t know what the song was about or he didn’t give a fuck. Who knows. Nick was there, dancing with him, swinging his hips and jiggling his manboobs. The Jynx puckered his lips and then swayed over to the Goodfuck woman, clapping his hands over his head. Wat. “Steve!” Nick suddenly turned and roared thunderously. Steve continued to dance and Nick swiftly gave his trainer the finger. “Be quiet, Saint Nick,” Steve chirruped contently as the song went on about seeds or something. Seeds made plants, right? Why’d the singer want seeds anyway? Indignantly Nick screamed and slammed his head against a wall in rage, knocking himself out for a little while. Only when the song ended did Steve turn, waving a little fairy wand in his hand, and yawned. After his dancing fiasco, he was quite tired. He probably didn’t realise what he was saying. “Okay, who wants it in the butt?”NICK ( M ) 70 TYPE: psychic ABILITY: oblivious & forewarn ATTACKS: perish song - wring out - avalanche - wake-up slap - mean look - heart stamp - doubleslap - wish - frustration PERSONALITY: virgin . provocative . primitive Knocked himself out in anger. Wat.
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Post by jay on Dec 15, 2011 17:39:27 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: d3d3d3; width: 370px; padding-top: 30; padding-bottom: 30;]just dance me across the sky ~ melting on the table, in parking lots and markets. Quintessa looked at the wonderfully dressed gym leader, ”I approve.” he commented before grabbing one of her many pokeballs from under her skirt and spun it on her finger. ”I’m a pitcher. Sorry hun.” Quintessa added with a smile before she released Angela to start the fight first. ”I will go first. Angela. Heal Block & Shadow Force. Go.” Might as well start this battle off with a bang, Quintessa thought. ”Music.~” she called out and from the stadium, the song Main Event by Ru Paul began to play. She loved her performances, but it was early for her to lip sync for her life. It would be a little more serious then that.
The Giratina quickly used Heal Block stopping any sneaky health recovering moves from happening before disappearing intot he shadows with shadow sneak
Ooc – shadow sneak is a two turn move. Will hit next round
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Post by DR-@@GON on Dec 15, 2011 23:37:34 GMT -5
Gym Leader Steve ! "Ooh, you're so fabulous!" Steve waved his wand at the trainer as he giggled, showing a bit of shame for his earlier performance. How could he have danced so carefreely while such a lovely drag queen walked in? Oh yes, he recognized Quintessa's hidden virility but saw how wonderously feminine he was in his crossdressing form. He was experienced, after all. He gusta.
Noticing that his Jynx had uselessly knocked itself out, he rolled his eyes and sent out another pokemon, a borbulently shiny Weavile who held in her claws a costume of a... what the hell was that. <I was just about to take pics of myself with my gal pals!> Carnax declared, putting on the creepy costume and immediately looking like some hideous creature out of a terrible anime. Her soulless yellow eyes and mangled, frizzy white hair framed her face unfezantly.
Steve didn't seem to notice, nor care, about his pokemon's actions. The Heal Block harmed their chances of healing, but Steve figured they didn't need to anyway. "Screech and Ice Punch!" He cried out, his lustrous pink hair bobbing as he pointed excitedly.
Carnax let out a horrifying screech that ravaged the souls of poor innocent Angelas everywhere, then ran at her for an Ice Punch to the breast. Yes, the breast. <Resix, let's have alien sex!> She cried out like an orgasm.
CARNAX ( F ) 70 TYPE: dark / ice ABILITY: pressure ATTACKS: dark pulse - metal claw - night slash - hone claws - screech - embargo - ice punch - frustration PERSONALITY: clingy . self-centered . unpleasant Used Screech & Ice Punch on Angela! (RED CARD IS IN EFFECT)
TUNES|| Owl City - I'll Meet You There! TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| LOLOLOL
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 16, 2011 0:11:37 GMT -5
OOC: this thread fucking amuses me. carry on.
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Post by jay on Dec 16, 2011 1:34:53 GMT -5
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Post by arionne ♥ on Dec 16, 2011 5:05:19 GMT -5
I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT A BATTLE RULE... [D.] Charge/Recharge When you are charging an attack, or recharging after an attack, you may not do anything else. [x] Recharging Moves (Hyper beam, Draco Meteor, etc) [x] Charging Moves (Fly, Dig, Skull Bash, etc) Just be careful next time and oh god THIS THREAD -bookmarks-
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Post by jay on Dec 16, 2011 6:45:04 GMT -5
ooc| ALL THESE NEW RULES? WHY WE DO THIS ?
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Post by DR-@@GON on Dec 16, 2011 17:58:49 GMT -5
Gym Leader Steve ! The feminine Steve bobbed his lustrous pink curls as he watched the moves play out. His challenger's Pokémon was so cool, so easily dodging the two attacks! But at least his move wasn't so effective, only knocking Carnax down to less than half health. "You can see my..?" His girly voice squeaked as he looked down, realizing that his dress was sort of see through. But wasn't he wearing panties!? "Y-yes, a show would be lots of fun!" He replied, emphasizing the 'lots' like a little kid would. He was slightly intimidated by Quintessa's clear knowledge about cross dressing, wondering who here should be the dominant voice in the matter.
He watched as poor Angela disappeared into her pokeball, revealing instead a wine red Blaziken. <Hey, we were about to roleplay!> Carnax cried out, infuriated that the trainer chose to withdraw his darling Resix so readily! <At least I got these hot pictures of her before she went.> He shrugged, then pulled out a random camera with which he'd taken the pics. Mind you, he was still clad in the creepy animu girl costume. <so how r u?> He asked Kaen, clearly wanting to bother him because he was bored with his meaningless, miserable life.
"Hone Claws and Frustration, baby~!" Steve cried out, pointing his wand elegantly towards Carnax. The costumed Weavile somehow managed to sharpen his claws in the suffocating kigurumi before he rushed at the clucking chicken, thrusting his camera forward. <I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, LOOK AT THESE HOT PICS OF ME IN A KAWAII SWIMSUIT> He roared in frustration that no one wanted to see him in his ugly costume.
ACC +1 ATK +1 CARNAX ( F ) 70 TYPE: dark / ice ABILITY: pressure ATTACKS: dark pulse - metal claw - night slash - hone claws - screech - embargo - ice punch - frustration PERSONALITY: clingy . self-centered . unpleasant Hit by Shadow Force (NVE)! Used Hone Claws & Frustration on Kaen! Almost weakening
TUNES|| Passion Pit - Sleepyhead TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| LOLOL
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Post by jay on Dec 17, 2011 8:56:13 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: d3d3d3; width: 370px; padding-top: 30; padding-bottom: 30;]just dance me across the sky ~ melting on the table, in parking lots and markets. Quintessa yawned as this conversation was boring her, she would really tired as she looked at Steve. ”This is a deal baby.” she said as Kaen gave Quintessa an evil look before staring down the Weavile. +NOPE+ Kaen nodded as she didn’t even acknowledge the stupid troll.
He didn’t even listen to his trainer, as he got hit buy the Fustration, A good amount of health was taken away as Kaen used Bulk-Up & Sky Uppercut on the opponent.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 17, 2011 20:16:29 GMT -5
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Darling Steve wants to battle!
Carnax started to flip out when her amazing costume wasn't appreciated by the fire chicken, making a giant frownie face as she stared at her opponent and forced a weak laugh. Now this was precious; she was against a male version of her frightening KoD friend. She shuddered when she felt the kick approaching, squeaking as she recalled her past days as a neko slave girl and how her previous mistress sexually abused her. It made her ache thinking about it as her head harshly hit the ground, leaving Steve to let out a small cry. "Carnax, no! You aren't even on a boat, arrg!" The young boy returned his precious Carnax back into her Pokeball and didn't take long picking a new friend to send out.
It was completely random, but he was in a 'green' mood, so he excitedly threw out Teven's Pokeball and released the shiny Dragonite to combat the Blaziken. <...hehehe, hello.> The Dragonite was wearing a very large trenchcoat as she landed on the ground, growling as she stared down her opponent with his tail swishing behind her.
"Teven, use Haze!" Steve ordered, knowing that it was useful when foes used ugly stat boosting moves like that. Teven snorted in response as she held her Sticky Barb in her hand, which didn't hurt her right away. Next turn it would, unless it attached to her foe. <The name's not Teven; rule number one of trolling...don't reveal your identity.> She huffed, crossing her arms as she stared at the Blaziken and released a thick smog from her nostrils.
<Now now...my penis awaits you. I'm in control now. I would so dominate you just for the sake of dominating a cocky rooster like yourself.> She paused as she started to creep through the Haze, slithering closer to the Blaziken. <I'll kidnap you. Always.> She whispered in a murderous, crazed tone as "Black Teven" emerged and fired off a Wing Attack at the Blaziken.
Fainted!TEVEN ( F ) 70 TYPE: dragon / flying ABILITY: inner focus ATTACKS: wing attack - dragon dance - safeguard - aqua tail - dragon tail - roost - fire punch - haze - frustration PERSONALITY: murderous . failtroll . blunt ITEM: STICKY BARB Haze and Wing Attack!
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Post by jay on Dec 18, 2011 0:16:50 GMT -5
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Post by tomackze on Dec 18, 2011 1:32:03 GMT -5
Darling Steve! Darling Steve quickly clapped his hands and made a bit of a skid as he jumped in the air, excited for forcing one of the pokemon to be drawn back. "Good work Teven. Now keep it up!" He said to his blunt Dragonite who quickly told it like it was when he saw the light pokemon. >Oh you so pretty! I want to grab you and do nasty things all over you!< She said bluntly to the Blastoise. >My penis will do some nice things all over your body!< She exclaimed before she attempted to whip her enlongated "tail" at the Blastoise in hopes of knocking it out. >Take this! And eat it! And let it smother your face!< She said bluntly. TEVEN ( F ) 70 TYPE: dragon / flying ABILITY: inner focus ATTACKS: wing attack - dragon dance - safeguard - aqua tail - dragon tail - roost - fire punch - haze - frustration PERSONALITY: murderous . failtroll . blunt ITEM: STICKY BARB Dragon Tail
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Post by jay on Dec 18, 2011 2:10:54 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: d3d3d3; width: 370px; padding-top: 30; padding-bottom: 30;]just dance me across the sky ~ melting on the table, in parking lots and markets. ”Hmph.” Quintessa slammed her right foot onto the floor, her leg muscles tensed up as she gave Steve a very sour look. ”You ready Mizu, Take the Dragon Tail and use Iron Defense and Blizzard baby!” she spun in a circle before rotating her hands up in the air making a very sickening pose.
Mizu nodded, +for you baby. Unce unce. You like this. I can pleasure any woman. I got the cannons to prove it. Pew pew.+ he added as he shot more of his jizz up into the air proving that he would be the number one father in Cheyenne. Getting hit with the Dragon Tail he winced as he placed his hand over where he got hit. +Damn, Momma got some moves.+ The Mizu was switched out and Angela was returned back into the field. ”So troll. This is so crazy, what a wonderful fight.” Quintessa clapped his hands as the Giratina appeared and began to roar. +GIRL ON GIRL ACTION, You are pathetic and useless. I am Angela. I am the best, I have the longest penis. Look at my tail. Except I hear someone named Karen has a bigger penis. Lies. My life sometimes is a lie.+
Quintessa had to think quickly, ”Use Heal Block & Ancientpower.” The Giratina nodded as she used Heal Block to stop any Roosts from happening and then used Ancient Power, the rocks began to appear out of thin air and were aimed right at the stupid female cunt.
83 | HIT BY DRAGON TAIL ---
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Post by tomackze on Dec 18, 2011 20:44:26 GMT -5
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"Come on baby. Lets make this hurt!" He said, before blowing a kiss at Jay. "We should make it rough now, I love it rough!" He bluntly began to speak to his opponent.
Teven felt the exact same way. >Oh baby, you hurt me so good. I burn for your passion. I have been hurting ever since I saw you, I can't even pee correctly now.< He said bluntly as he did a little weird dance in front of the Giratina.
>Like this? I'm doing this all for you. I want to soil your body and then do dirty things to it!< He said bluntly again before aiming a fire punch at the Giratina.
"This is so hot!" Steve said after. "My body is ready for you."
(+1 attack, speed) TEVEN ( F ) 70 TYPE: dragon / flying ABILITY: inner focus ATTACKS: wing attack - dragon dance - safeguard - aqua tail - dragon tail - roost - fire punch - haze - frustration PERSONALITY: murderous . failtroll . blunt ITEM: STICKY BARB Hit by Heal Block and Ancient Power. Almost weak!Dragon Dance and Fire Punch | [atrb=style, font-family: Tahoma; word-spacing: 1px; text-align: justify; background: url(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/178/1/9/Black_and_Grey_Pattern_by_kkll70.png); border: 3px dpuble black; color: white]TAGGED: ... WORDS: ... NOTES: ... CREDIT: LunarFlowerAngel of OTE |
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Post by jay on Dec 19, 2011 5:44:22 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: d3d3d3; width: 370px; padding-top: 30; padding-bottom: 30;]just dance me across the sky ~ melting on the table, in parking lots and markets. ”Right?” Quintessa giggled as she spun around once letting her skirt spin in the air, she stopped in a fabulous pose and looked at Angela who continued to fight and figure out what she needed to do. ”Dragonbreath, when you can Angela.” The Giratina began to charge up her flames as she was punched right in the gut by the fire punch. +Bitch.+ she roared out as she levitated higher into the air. The blue flames were building in her mouth; she was made for contests with this next move they practiced on.
The legendary Pokémon closed her wings tight as she looked as if she was encased in an egg, ”Go,” Quintessa nodded as Angela began to spin with her fire right on her wings. The goal was to quickly burn the Dragonite by spinning back and forth with her flames. +Yes.+ she said as she winked at Teven, +You like that, You like that baby? You wish you could get with this.+ she gave a cynical laugh after her attack wondering what was next for her.
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Post by tomackze on Dec 19, 2011 11:06:30 GMT -5
Darling Steve! >Oh baby! I knew all that pursuing would eventually pay off. Come to me baby! I'd love to kiss you!< Teven said as the dragon breath came at her and wrapped around her. It caressed her body from all angles and even made love to her for the time being until she could have no more and fainted on the spot. But she fainted a happy woman as she was finally able to get some loving. Steve sighed and returned Teven after she had fainted and instead summoned the first pokemon that she had showed in the battle... Saint Nick. He had finally recovered after being knocked out by his own virgin ways, and when he saw the female Giratina, he was more than happy to get himself "involved." >Oh sexy, damn! Let me sing for you!< Nick said as he sent out a perish song at the Giratina and at himself, so that the two may hopefully be taken into the next world together. >Boy... I think I will finally lose it tonight!< He cheered. The idea made Steve laugh a bit. NICK ( M ) 70 TYPE: psychic ABILITY: oblivious & forewarn ATTACKS: perish song - wring out - avalanche - wake-up slap - mean look - heart stamp - doubleslap - wish - frustration PERSONALITY: virgin . provocative . primitive Used Perish Song (1/3)Fainted. [OOC]: So Carnax and Teven have already fainted. Just keeping track
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Post by jay on Dec 20, 2011 6:58:52 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: d3d3d3; width: 370px; padding-top: 30; padding-bottom: 30;]just dance me across the sky ~ melting on the table, in parking lots and markets. +How obnoxious. Don’t you talk to me like this. Don’t you know who I am? I am vastly superior. Like Duh.+ Angela said as the Perish Song hit the both of them. +Never ever, even if we both die. Not even a small chance of this.+ Angela cussed him out as she looked at the Jynx and gave a very evil grin, she would try to kill him before he was able to take them both. +Shadow Force. Sorry beb.+ she said as she looked at Quintessa.
The Drag queen already knew exactly what she wanted to do. ”Go my sibster, Leave.” as the Giratina disappeared for the second time attempting this kind of attack.
PERISH SONG TURN #1
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Post by tomackze on Dec 20, 2011 16:59:12 GMT -5
Darling Steve! As the Giratina quickly disappeared, Nick began to feel alone and a bit of a virgin all over again. >Where you go? I just wanted to give you all the loving I could!< He complained as he quickly began to play with his ball of yarn in a weird and seductive way, hoping that it'd occupy his time until the Giratina would return to him and give her love to him. His body was ready for what was about to occur, and to help him more, he began to pray for Giratina's return back to him. Hopefully in the spirit of the holidays, he'd get what he wanted. Darling Steve watched on, enjoying the match so much right now. It made his body tingle and it made him feel all wet inside as he waited for the end result to occur. "Oh boy! This is so hot. We should meet in my room after this battle is over. Because it's getting me so hot and bothered!" He said bluntly as he could not keep his eye off of the battle. >I wish... For us... TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER!< Nick said as he stood there and just hoped for the best. And right after he finished praying, his body parts right in between his legs began to feel all weird and tingy. NICK ( M ) 70 TYPE: psychic ABILITY: oblivious & forewarn ATTACKS: perish song - wring out - avalanche - wake-up slap - mean look - heart stamp - doubleslap - wish - frustration PERSONALITY: virgin . provocative . primitive Used Wish (1/2)Perish Song (2/3)
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Post by jay on Dec 21, 2011 5:15:30 GMT -5
[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: d3d3d3; width: 370px; padding-top: 30; padding-bottom: 30;]just dance me across the sky ~ melting on the table, in parking lots and markets. This was just the kind of battle Jay wanted, he had only taken out two Pokémon but he had a long road in front of him. ”Angela, Go.” she said as the Giratina zoomed out of the shadows and used Shadow Force on Nick hitting him as hard as she could. +NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. BANNED. FOREVER BANNED+ she screamed as the Wish was invalid because of the Heal Block used four turns ago. ”Goodjob Angela, Keep up the good work!” she screamed the best she could, Quintessa was trying to be classy but the intense battle was stopping her from trolling.
”Mmm. Of Course, Of course. I’m amazing; I’d be sure to give you a good time. Although, you don’t even look of age. How do I know you’re not jailbait, huh?” she asked as she maneuvered her body over to the left and did a little hand signal to obliviously show her fabulosity.
Angela stood there waiting, she knew death would come soon but it was worth it for the kills that she was getting, three for one so far was definitely worth it. ”Best Giratina ever.” Quintessa mumbled as she watched the battle continued.
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