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Post by Pokeapache on Dec 12, 2011 15:33:10 GMT -5
“Stop it.”
She couldn't believe this was happening. She just wanted a good Pokémon. In her mind, it didn't matter if she asked for a Cyndaquill or the stupid Mewtwo. That damn Throh would have ruined her day anyway. She was pissed, and she--
“Stop it.”
This stupid Caterpie would not stop trying to touch her every inappropriate place it could find. She couldn't keep it away from her, and no she wasn't going to put it back in its ball because she was going to have it get eaten by the first Pokémon they came across so she could catch it while it was distracted by delicious Caterpie guts.
“STOP.”
<But darliiiing,> insisted the Caterpie, this time having managed to scamper all the way up to her neck to nuzzle at her cheek. <You rescued me from that gosh darn aaaawful place! And I don't even know your name~> She regretted learning how to understand how Pokémon speech works. She did not want this Caterpie squirming around all over her trying to HIT on her or whatever it was doing.
“IT.”
She grabbed the Caterpie again, and this time threw it forward into the grass. “Why don't you do something useful and find me a Pokémon!”
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Post by freeziepop on Dec 12, 2011 22:37:55 GMT -5
[atrb=width,550px,true][atrb=background,http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n103/emuritto/1836024.png,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,20px,true][atrb=style,border: 10px solid #000000;] ::wurmple:: pokemon encounter! wurmple is attracted to caterpie Caterpie landed not far from another bug-type. Wurmple was busy nibbling on an iced-over leaf, savoring the musky grass flavors mixed with ice. As it caught sight of caterpie, however, it hastily dropped what it was doing and slithered over.
<Hey sexy, you sure are a fiiiiiine lookin' young thang. Haul that ass on over and lemme get a better look~> he was all gangster, straight outta compton. He jiggled and gyrated and tried to make himself look as attractive as possible.
<What do ya say we go back to my place and get somethin' cookin'?>
::wurmple:: wurmple level: 6 gender: male ability: shield dust attacks: tackle, string shot, poison sting personality: horny, tries to mate with everything, a real gangster |
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Post by Pokeapache on Dec 12, 2011 23:10:47 GMT -5
... Maybe she should have been more specific. Amanda stared, horrified, as another useless bug came up to her Caterpie, and instantly started hitting on it. No way in hell was she going to let this happen. <Huh?> The green worm gathered its composure after being tossed a couple of yards away. <Ohh, hey~> It had started. It had to end, and fast. Slapping her hand against her forehead, she tried to remember what moves a stupid weak little Caterpie would know. <Sounds like a--> "Caterpie, you better tackle that thing right now," she grumbled out a command before things could get any worse. <Alright, sugar!> The bug type replied, so eagerly that it worried Amanda. Rightfully, too, as the bug lunged-- not aggressive in the kind of "battle mode" way, more in the kind of sudo-playful, daresay "glomp" way-- at the Wurmple. Unfortunately, she really couldn't win with either attacks. String Attack would just be asking for a huge euphemism. This was going to be the worst Pokemon adventure ever. And all because Amanda had to go for the Mewtwo. Now she was probably going to have to witness grubsex. This is not what she had signed up for. Lev. 5 Attacks: Tackle, String Shot Used "Tackle"
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Post by DR-@@GON on Dec 13, 2011 1:00:34 GMT -5
WURMPLE APPEARED ! The Wurmple seemed pleased as the Caterpie started to agree with him, but his face fell when he heard a trainer's voice commanding the Caterpie to Tackle. <Awww, why di'int you say you wasn't a wild mon?> The insect groaned with disappointment, expecting a hard collision, but receiving something more akin to a hug. The scarlet worm chuckled with amusement. <Oh baby, I see yo' plan.> He winked at her.. or him. He couldn't really tell.
Skipping further questions, he let out a String Shot out of his behind towards the Caterpie to take her prisoner before winking and coming at her with a Tackle hug of his own. If this was insect sex, it was definitely the violent kind.
WURMPLE LEVEL: 6 GENDER: MALE ABILITY: SHIELD DUST ATTACKS: TACKLE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING PERSONALITY: HORNY, TRIES TO MATE WITH EVERYTHING, A REAL GANGSTER Hit by Tackle! Used String Shot & Tackle on Caterpie!
TUNES|| She & Him - Silver Bells TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| <33
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Post by Pokeapache on Dec 21, 2011 21:01:27 GMT -5
Amanda couldn't believe what she was hearing, much less what she was seeing. “No. Just, no,” she groaned, her nails digging into her face now, watching through her fingers with an appalled expression. It was like two buses full of handicapped people crashed straight into each other and instantly caught fire. She couldn't watch, but she couldn't look away.
Dumbfounded, she groped for her bag and dug out a Pokeball. Maybe if she threw a Pokeball at the damn thing she would scare it away. It was her only hope, and she didn't even know if she could really hit the Wurmple, but she was hoping her years of training would pay off at least a little. She could only hope, right?
“STOP. HUMPING. EACH. OTHER!” She shouted, enunciating each and ever word as she wound up her arm, before throwing her Pokeball as hard as she could towards the two bug types.
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Post by FOTLY on Dec 21, 2011 22:24:40 GMT -5
> oh baby, you are so faiiiiiine ~ < the wurmple said aloud, just before a poke'ball came straight at him. it locked him up, and he rammed against the walls for a moment just before he popped right back out.
> now, i know that you want me in your balls, but you have to ask first, gurly. < he sent a smirk to the trainer before shooting another smirk at the caterpie. > i don't exactly want to be broken away from this fine piece of bug. < he went to go rub against the green one, before shooting the trainer a glare this time. try to break them up, dare she!
WURMPLE LEVEL: 6 GENDER: MALE ABILITY: SHIELD DUST ATTACKS: TACKLE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING PERSONALITY: HORNY, TRIES TO MATE WITH EVERYTHING, A REAL GANGSTER NOT CAUGHT. tags; poke tune in; ugly - christina grimmie comments; modded <3 [/size][/justify]
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Post by Pokeapache on Dec 22, 2011 2:33:37 GMT -5
The Caterpie was absolutely floored that her trainer would do such a horrible thing to try and separate them. Hmph, she was such a little brat, wasn't she? If the green worm could blush, she probably would have as the Wurmple escaped the Pokeball and rubbed against her. He was probably pretty strong, being able to break out of the ball that easily. Sure, he wasn't wounded yet, but the Caterpie remembered how hard it was for her to escape when she was captured.
“No! I just want you to go away!” Amanda snapped back at the obnoxious pink-red, spiky caterpillar. “Leave my Caterpie alone! I will not have you fornicating in my presence! I will not have you fornicating at all!”
< I'm sure my sexy human is just jealous of you winning my affection, > admitted the Caterpie, bringing Amanda's frustration levels through the roof. < Don't worry, babe, I'll never abandon you! >
“That wasn't my point!” She continued to shout, feeling blood rushing to her face, not because she was blushing out of embarrassment, but actual anger. She was starting to get a migraine, especially since she hadn't slept the night before. How much longer would she have to put up with this crap?
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Post by FOTLY on Dec 22, 2011 11:31:04 GMT -5
the wurmple could feel himself begin to spout up another pick up line. > do you like cheesy lines, or do you just want to do it? < he was fully prepared to get smacked in the face by a string shot or a tackle. in fact, he kind of hoped one came. it would make more sense to him, at the very least.
he had plenty more of them handy, at that, he was just waiting for the right time to strike. he was the eagle, and she was the awaiting mouse with the annoying snake about to get in the way ( that was he trainer ), with the right timing and precision, the mouse could be his.
WURMPLE LEVEL: 6 GENDER: MALE ABILITY: SHIELD DUST ATTACKS: TACKLE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING PERSONALITY: HORNY, TRIES TO MATE WITH EVERYTHING, A REAL GANGSTER PICK UP LINE, GO. tags; poke tune in; city - hollywood undead comments; modded <3 [/size][/justify]
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Post by Pokeapache on Dec 22, 2011 12:22:30 GMT -5
The Caterpie wriggled her pink feelers, her tail tip twitching a bit. < I'll like anything you have to give me, corny lines or not. I'm, > she began to respond, before spraying a string shot up in the air to form a bit of a cocoon, almost in the style of how Caterpie's evolve, if not a bit bigger and roomier for the occasion, draping down like curtains around them. < … Ready~ > Well, at least her stupid Caterpie assured her that it would probably hunt her down if she walked away. And if it didn't, she could care less. She had to find a Pokemon that she could actually rely on, and two horny bugs were not going to be useful, as anyone could plainly see. “Fine, whatever, you two... Just, don't go anywhere or something. I'm going to find a useful Pokemon.” Was this dangerous? Sure it was, but Amanda was ready to wrestle any Pokemon just to get something useful on her team. She had no other choice, it seemed. Lvl 5 Moves: Tackle -- String Shot used string shot
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Post by Sheepy on Dec 22, 2011 14:35:15 GMT -5
::wurmple:: WURMPLE LEVEL: 6 GENDER: MALE ABILITY: SHIELD DUST ATTACKS: TACKLE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING PERSONALITY: HORNY, TRIES TO MATE WITH EVERYTHING, A REAL GANGSTER {-1 speed} Hit by string shot Used String shot The wurmple gave a small groan as he felt his body being laced with the string shot; he gave a seductive look as he put out his tiny tongue, licking some of the string into his mouth. " Oh yes bady, hit me more with your lovely white sting again, it makes me feel so good." He said flirtatiously. "Or how about I make things much more better, and I fill you with my string instead?" he said, befroe raising his tail high into the air, and spurted his string shot in multiple shots at the caterpie. If someone had just walked in on this battle, some serious perverted thoughts must of been going through thier heads right now.
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Post by Pokeapache on Dec 23, 2011 2:11:27 GMT -5
The green caterpillar Pokémon practically lapped up the sticky white string, her pink antennae wriggling as it poured on to her face. < I don't know how much more I can take, > the Caterpie finally admitted, her big bug eyes blinking away strands of string. She lowered herself to the ground, her small legs gripping the ground bellow her firmly. < I need more than just your string, baby, > she insisted, launching herself forward in a tackle just to get closer to the Wurmple, so perhaps he could put that big stinger of his to use. Amanda could feel the scratch marks on her face from her own clawing as she settled down in a nearby thick patch of grass, several paces away from the two "feuding" Pokémon. It was harder to hear them now, and she could almost begin to think about something other than bloodshed (her own or the damn bugs', it didn't matter). She kept her eyes and ears open for sounds of any other nearby Pokemon, but started to draw circles in the dirt with her fingers. A nap sounded so good right now, but it was probably too dangerous out in the open like this. [ -2 Speed ] (was hit by a previous stringshot, forgot to add that.) Lvl 5 Moves: Tackle -- String Shot hit by string shotused tackle
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Post by Aly on Dec 23, 2011 9:17:28 GMT -5
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The wurmple watched, his eyes zero'd in on the little caterpie as she lapped up all his stringshot, he was licking at his own lips at the way she did it, he could almost feel her on him now, oh he couldn't wait to get a piece of this amazing green little female. He braced himself as he saw her moving slightly, looks like this was gonna be more than another string party huh? The little bug stood still as he saw the female coming toward him, she was coming to leap into his arms before they made mad love! but the hit seemed a bit stronger than his had expected and he ended up falling and landing on his back, his eyes lolling a bit as his head his the ground. He groaned a bit before moving toward the little caterpie, he was standing a bit away and decided to give her a little preview of what was to come (hehe) He stretched his body up as high as it could go before starting to turn around a bit, showing off his awesome buggy body. He then bent over slightly and pretended to be holding onto something. <This is going to be you.> He said, he then began slowly humping the imaginary creature before him, as he did so his tail raised into the air and he accidentally set off a number of poison tipped spikes, sending them flying all around without even noticing as he continued to hump the air.
::Wurmple:: WURMPLE Level: 6 Type: Gender: Male Abilities: Shield dust Attacks: tackle, string shot, poison sting Personality: horny, tries to mate with everything, a real gangster Used: Poison StingHit By: TackleStatus: Humping
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Comments: This just got R rated >.> Words thoughts
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Post by Pokeapache on Dec 24, 2011 1:25:10 GMT -5
< Aw, shit, you alright? > The Caterpie asked when she knocked him over, wriggling her little tail, not meaning to have been so rough, well, not yet. Her big, buggy eyes opened even wider, somehow, as she watched him start to tease her by humping the air. The stray poison stings flew everywhere, a couple of them flinging by her, but the green critter didn't seem to mind in the least... in fact, she couldn't help but wriggle up to the humping pink hunk of a Wurmple. She let out a light string shot as she scootched closer to him, letting the lines of white sticky string trail over his 'awesome buggy body'. < Ohh~ > she cooed, batting her eyes in helpless damsel way, < infect me with your love and fill me with your poison~ > She was swooning at him, oblivious to the possible dangers of actually getting poisoned from the poison strings. And Amanda could care less if the damn Caterpie actually got poisoned. She might actually celebrate. [ -2 Speed ] Lvl 5 Moves: Tackle -- String Shot wasn't hitused string shot
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Post by G♌I♏♏ on Dec 24, 2011 11:18:30 GMT -5
::wurmple:: WURMPLE LEVEL: 6 GENDER: MALE ABILITY: SHIELD DUST ATTACKS: TACKLE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING PERSONALITY: HORNY, TRIES TO MATE WITH EVERYTHING, A REAL GANGSTER HIT WITH string shot USED poison sting "Oh baby." He moaned and wailed while the Caterpie's string shot attack landed on his body. So sticky, so.... tight. He shivered with delight and turned around, facing his rear end to the oh so sexy Caterpie. He let the spikes on his rump start to glow purple and drip poison before he, obeying her wish and every command, flung another poison sting attack at her. "Just a preview of what I'm packin' baby doll." He talked sweetly to her, looking over his larva-like body and at the succulent Caterpie. He winked and wiggled his butt at her.
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Post by Pokeapache on Dec 26, 2011 13:24:27 GMT -5
The needle dug into her soft green flesh, the pain flaring up. The Caterpie hardly let it show, but she could feel it buried into her skin. Poison dribbled down her skin like purple paint, but thankfully her Sheild Dust ability took effect and kept her from getting the poison flowing through her veins. < Oh, baby, are you strong~ > she swooned, arching her whole body, and spitting out a small string of white at the stinger embedded in her soft bug flesh, pulling it out with the sticky gunk. < How about you give me the real thing, love bug~ > Amanda could feel the weight on her eyes now, tugging them down. Everytime she blinked she found it harder and harder to open her eyes back up. Staying up all night definitely wasn't a good idea, but she didn't think falling asleep in the middle of the wild grass was a good plan. [ -2 Speed ] Lvl 5 Moves: Tackle -- String Shot Hit by Poison Sting SHIELD DUST PREVENTED SIDE EFFECTSused string shot to remove stinger
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Post by CASTAWAY on Dec 26, 2011 14:09:01 GMT -5
pokemon encounter ! as she spoke, he hungrily watched her. watched as she sexily took the poison stinger out of her side. he moved towards her. eyes filled with lust. he came at her rather fast, however. using tackle on her, initially. he was so horny it didn't matter to him. he just had to get to her. had to make love to her. the trainer wasn't here to see. so why hide his affection for her? < i love it when you call me baby.. > he said, his voice husky. he looked down at her, eager to wrap his buggy body around her and just.. let his affection grow.
the wurmple began making humping motions, either against her body. or just against the air. who knows, with this guys sick mind. < just let me show you the real thing, baaaaby.. > he moaned, winking at her. he grinned hungrily.
WURMPLE LEVEL: 6 GENDER: MALE ABILITY: SHIELD DUST ATTACKS: TACKLE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING PERSONALITY: HORNY, TRIES TO MATE WITH EVERYTHING, A REAL GANGSTER USED tackle[/blockquote][/blockquote] TUNES|| TAGS|| modded! TALK|| what the fuck did you guys come up with. ---------------------[/size]
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Post by Pokeapache on Feb 25, 2012 15:18:04 GMT -5
Amanda was falling asleep now, sitting with her arms wrapped around her legs. She wanted to stop hearing the sounds of pree prees and plurr plurrs from the caterpie and wurmple, but she couldn't fight back the urge to fall asleep anymore. She was exhausted, completely... zzz... The horny Caterpie felt her strength completely drained as her tiny bug heart pounded to the rhythm of his motions. She could swear that she was about to pass out and faint, but she couldn't be more elated. He was just so... sexy. You know. For a bug. ( They were in the same egg group, so really, could you blame her for being attracted to him? It was only a matter of steps! ) She was going to be feeling this for weeks, or at least until the next time she got to a Pokemon Center. Thankfully, she had just enough strength to keep shooting out the white, sticky string shot from her mouth, lacing it around them wildly as he rocked her world. [[ Skitty from the January promo that I got :D make your entrance why don't you ]] The dawn sun had risen above the horizon now, casting a pretty, warming, yellowish glow off of each blade of grass. She was stalking nothing in particular, chasing down little rustles in the weeds from wind, when she saw the girl curled up around herself. Curiosity killed the cat, as they say! She mewled through a pretty pink ball in her mouth, that held her leftovers for later. She had no other use for the Pokeball, considering her old trainer had vanished. That was okay though! She bounced over to the trainer, pouting slightly when she found that the trainer was asleep. It was then that she noticed the two bugs, wrestling in a less than appropriate way. She crouched low to the ground, a purr bubbling in her throat as she set down the ball by the sleeping girl, before digging a hole to sneak up on the bugs. They would never see it coming if she pounced on them from underground! [ -2 Speed ] Lvl 5 Moves: Tackle -- String Shot Hit by Tackleused string shotLvl 10Female Cute Charm & Normalize Attacks: Attract, Foresight, Tackle, Tail Whip, Fake Out, Growl, Zen Headbutt, Dig Used Dig! (Round 1)[[ anyway hopefully this is okay if not just punch me in the face? or tell me it's not okay. both works. ]]
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Post by DR-@@GON on Feb 25, 2012 16:28:23 GMT -5
WURMPLE APPEARED ! Wurmple and Caterpie were having such a great time fornicating that it drove all the other wild pokemon in the vicinity away despite how hard the trainer had been looking around for one. The poor girl was instead forced to watch the only two moving creatures in the area practically doing it together.
Wurmple didn't notice the actions of the nearby Skitty. All his attention was on this fine piece of Caterpie in front of him, who he was now attempting to wrap up in a String Shot to prepare for launch if you know what I mean. <Baby, I can't hold it in any longer.> The worm admitted, his eyes glazed with lust as he closed any leftover distance between them and attempted to lustfully nibble her skin in a bug-like kiss. Nasty.
::wurmple:: WURMPLE LEVEL: 6 GENDER: MALE ABILITY: SHIELD DUST ATTACKS: TACKLE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING PERSONALITY: HORNY, TRIES TO MATE WITH EVERYTHING, A REAL GANGSTER Used String Shot on Caterpie!
TUNES|| Diplo - Young Folks TAGS|| Modded ! TALK|| 8'DDD Yep.
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Post by Pokeapache on Feb 25, 2012 19:14:38 GMT -5
The dirt got all in her fur as she dug a tunnel to where the two bugs were. They were being so noisy, which was unusual for bugs, but the rather innocent Skitty didn't seem to find anything odd about it at all. Hell, she probably thought they were playing or something! When she finally was directly under them, she clawed at the earth above her and then sprang up, smashing into the two unsuspecting "love bugs". The Caterpie couldn't be more surprised. In the first moment, she thought her hunky Wurmple man had actually thrusted her up into the air, but in the next she realized she was under attack from another Pokemon! Unfortunately, she was so low on health to begin with that the strength of the attack from the Skitty knocked her out as soon as she hit the ground again. "Nyaa~~!" < Got you! > Cheered the pink kitten as she croutched down again, wriggling her large, toy-like tail in the air. Lvl 5 Moves: Tackle -- String Shot Hit by DigFAINTEDLvl 10Female Cute Charm & Normalize Attacks: Attract, Foresight, Tackle, Tail Whip, Fake Out, Growl, Zen Headbutt, Dig Used Dig! (Round 2)
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Post by CASTAWAY on Feb 26, 2012 9:51:50 GMT -5
::wurmple:: pokemon encounter ! because the dig was in effect, and he found himself and his sexy woman dangling in the air, the wurmple had to do something. and because of this, the gangster was yelling. < NOOO. > and tried clinging to the caterpie, thrusting himself up against her, or trying to. trying to save her. love her, and protect her. < get lost, cat! > but both him, and his lovely lady hit the ground. she'd fainted at the same time he had. sibsib, so sad. this lovestory ended. on a bad note. all because a cat stopped their fornicating. the wurmple rubbed against her, fainting in her arms.
::wurmple:: WURMPLE LEVEL: 6 GENDER: MALE ABILITY: SHIELD DUST ATTACKS: TACKLE, STRING SHOT, POISON STING PERSONALITY: HORNY, TRIES TO MATE WITH EVERYTHING, A REAL GANGSTER hit by dig! fainted! +1 level to caterpie. no levels for skitty, didn't really do much.[/blockquote][/blockquote] TUNES|| TAGS|| modded! TALK|| your welcome<3 ---------------------[/size]
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