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Post by lyrabutt on Aug 9, 2012 15:26:52 GMT -5
{desc=I will not apologize for art.}ADMIN NOTE;; mods are allowed to counter-troll this thread. have fun.
so bludhart was walkin down rt 1 with her perftefc perefdcious eevee rainbow sp[arklessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss when sghe asawd a rock. it was so perfe ct5 and shiny liKE HER THAT SHE ops cap[s lok lol anyway she picked it up because it reminded her of her dead family who tly died in a car exc aiddent n werent killed by evil vampire alien ghostys who nwerte now hunting down fath/rayevn/bludhart AS WE SPEAK
im gion na keep thioasn as a god luk charm she said to herserlf
rainbow sparkmjen gjegbn jhwbw3jh4b agreed
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Post by Steve on Aug 10, 2012 14:46:10 GMT -5
[/style][style=width: 460px; background-color:#3e3a53; border: 5px solid #1e1c2a; border-radius: 15px; padding: 15px;][style=text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: rancho; font-size: 30px; color:#7f7b93;] POKEMON ENCOUNTER?! Error. Status report. Error. Cannot read this page, error. Cannot compute, you must input password to continue. Please input password to continue. Error, cannot process your request. 404, this is a code decree on the interwebz. Please insert password here now. This message will self-destruct in four minutes.
Said the note on a desk in the middle of nowhere within the route that someone had just randomly misplaced there. Inside it was a suffocating pokemon, but whatever it was certainly couldn't make appropriate noises. The note on top of it just said the same thing over and over, it was very mysterious. Perhaps investigating it might lead you to go to crocodile dundee's island, but it was squeaking for help. The word help was not really being said, instead numbers instead of letters were being said randomly, 34374238 34323 533243 242343432 232321 321321 43432 3424 2 432432 432 535 which roughly translated to something along the lines of...wait I lost the translation, you'll have to figure it out.
lvl 8 patrat (female) run away - keen eye bide - bite - leer - tackle Cannot say letters - Only responds with 1 or 0 when asked questions - numberphilia (joygasms from hearing numbers) trppd in da dsk Tunes: None NOTES: None TEMPLATE CREATED BY MY LOVELY WIFE KASSY [/style] [/style]
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Post by lyrabutt on Aug 10, 2012 15:23:06 GMT -5
what tegh hell is that bludhart wodnered. it sounded lkeikjem a squyeaky toy but who would be sqaekuig a sqaeky toy out her? herb bn quyesiton wa sanswered whebnshecame upon the sedk. this is completely normal and notn werid at all blduy7ahrt dedcided. it smust be ahaunted squeaky tyo l;ikek the on e that defjntly didnt klli my parnts.
she kickmed the desk over
DIE SQAEKUY TYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Steve on Aug 10, 2012 18:32:26 GMT -5
[/style][style=width: 460px; background-color:#3e3a53; border: 5px solid #1e1c2a; border-radius: 15px; padding: 15px;][style=text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: rancho; font-size: 30px; color:#7f7b93;] POKEMON ENCOUNTER?! This desk was not an ordinary desk and when the trainer kicked it, it did nothing, but stay still. Probably shattering the trainer's leg in the process if she didn't realize there was concrete on the ground nearby holding it in place. Yes, this was the truth, and the gods had put them there. The patrat within had a squeaking voice that suddenly got even louder by the minute as if she was repopulating the desk on her own. That was when the barn doors burst open and she suddenly spread her legs in front of the trainer with a woe is me look. 343322 3232!!!! SHE exclaimed as her loins were burning with major lust for this trainer now. Looking into her eyes and suddenly she stood up as more patrats started to flood out of the desk. It was like something you'd expect from Mary Poppins.
The critters didn't stop, then suddenly the desk sprouted wings and was now floating off into the air to turn around to stick out it's long tongue that sprouted from it too at the trainer. Gross slobber flying every where the size of niagara falls to clamber down onto the trainer's frame. Suddenly all the patrat's were female and all at once were jumping at the trainer to try ravaging her body for their own needs. It was lustful urges that drove the chipmunks onwards, and when they got their cluthes on her, they'd hump her to death hopingi that she'd realize she would be violated in the worst way possible. Even as an ekans was slowly slithering up behind her and attempting to coil around her leg too to get a peak at her panties. All of these pokemon were just here to make her life more interesting.
On top of all that, the flying desk was heading straight for the trainer also due to negligence of furniture not having feelings. This desk obviuosly had feelings.
::ekans:: level 8 male ::patrat:: lvl 8 patrat (female) run away - keen eye bide - bite - leer - tackle Cannot say letters - Only responds with 1 or 0 when asked questions - numberphilia (joygasms from hearing numbers) trppd in da dsk
magical flying desk
Tunes: None NOTES: None TEMPLATE CREATED BY MY LOVELY WIFE KASSY [/style] [/style]
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Post by lyrabutt on Aug 10, 2012 19:25:35 GMT -5
I DONT UDNERTSNASND ANYTGIN bludhart SCREMD at ther tolp of her lungs. shbebhw as gettign ANGRY now and she declared TEH DAKRNESS WIL FALMLL as she bagn to transfrm into SIALOR DARKNES, the DEFENDIKR of all good thingss and lhgt. the transformtion also involed a peak at her panties teehee!
saiolro DARNNESS fot th de dkesk off with her magcla DARKNESS LAZOR BEAM and ranbow SPRAKRLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS used attrcat on the ekans
(SPIRIT AND KIMMIE GOADED ME ON I AM SO SORRY)
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 11, 2012 23:52:38 GMT -5
-------- WILD THING I THINK I LOVE YOU!
It didn't take long for the slithering Ekans to fall for Bludhart's charms. With a look of love, the Ekans was completely disarmed. Not that it had arms in the first place, but it found itself howling with delight at the panty shot it saw. Something about human genitals riled the snake up like a teenager discovering their hormones for the first time. He was estatic as he tried to lick her slender legs like a popsicle, finding himself entranced by her new look. To him, this was LOVE. The Ekan's heart went doki doki as he tried to serenade her with a traditional Ekans song. <Ssssssister sssssister, wanna be with her. Sssssister ssssister. Best of both worlds, call me maybe.> He paraded around her in z-formation, doing whatever he could to get her attention.
Unfortunately, she was more interested in the magical desk that attempted to ravage her body. The DARKNESS LAZOR BEAM was super effective against the wooden desk, ahnilating it completely. Several tiny desks emerged from the bushes as they let out loud sobs at the death of their mother. Now they had no one to breast feed from, and they were all alone in the world. One of the tiny desks sat on their mother's bossom and tried to suckle from her, but nothing gave out. Her pencil joos was empty. <10?> The Patrat started to cry as it witnessed the scene, feeling horrible for the orphans. Now they had to learn how to survive on their own, and it was all because of this Powerpuff Wannabe Princess.
::EKANS:: level 8 male
::PATRAT:: lvl 8 patrat (female) run away - keen eye bide - bite - leer - tackle Cannot say letters - Only responds with 1 or 0 when asked questions - numberphilia (joygasms from hearing numbers)
⋆ GOSSIP: ⋆ MUSIC: Lucia - Silence ⋆ STAFF NOTES: <33
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Post by lyrabutt on Aug 12, 2012 12:01:59 GMT -5
bldfudhsart could acre less anout the babty desks. rainbow sparklessssssssss get thsdi perv off me!! sher screamed, shyattering a few nearby windows. rainbow spaarklessssssssssssssssssssssssssss attackled with TAKLE and ramed her hesd into the gross slimey snaek
<SHES TPOO PRTEYY FOR U> rainbpw sparklessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss screamded.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 14, 2012 13:21:30 GMT -5
-------- WILD THING I THINK I LOVE YOU!
The Ekans had no idea how to react to the blindingly beautiful Rainbow Sparkles, who sparkled her glam all over the disco floor. It was like he was staring right into a disco ball, and this Eevee was the center of it all. He would've focused more on her, if Bludhart wasn't trembling harder than a hurricane. Before he could do anything, the pretty lady kicked him right off of her without hearing his pleas for mercy. <I love youuuu!> He screamed, landing on his head as the Eevee ran after him. It was a tackle of revenge, and the Ekans was ready for it.
He was hit by a TACKLE and it hurt him so! The Ekans stumbled backwards from the force of the attack, before collapsing on the ground. It was because of that simple tackle that he was put into a coma, and his memory was wiped out completely. It was like someone pressed a reset button, and he couldn't remember anything about his past. Who was he? He didn't know. He remembered something about love, but that was all he could remember. Either way, this Ekans was harmless. The Patrat cried and ran away with the spoon.
level 8 male
⋆ GOSSIP: ⋆ MUSIC: <33 ⋆ STAFF NOTES: ...lolol crack thread no one has to take any of this srsly
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Post by lyrabutt on Aug 14, 2012 16:56:22 GMT -5
KEP UJSI(NG TACKLLE bludhat screhced. VBUT USE TAILW IP FIRST 2 WKEANE IT!!! rqainbweo sparklessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss charged forkth agin and vlaintl;y wagde her bootyifful tail at the ugly gross sl;my sn ek ansd then flew foprtjh like a mighty ans majstci bulet from a shotgn
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 15, 2012 17:18:13 GMT -5
-------- WILD THING I THINK I LOVE YOU!
Why was this lady screaming at him? The Ekans assumed that this was a declaration of love, and he instantly screamed his lungs out. <Accept me for who I am!> He pleaded with her, inching his slender tail closer to her legs. When he got so close to her was a mystery, but he was determined to woo her with his in shape body. He was a healthy, masculine snake that had all of the necessary moves to win a heart. <I'll steal your heart and I'll eat it!> The Ekans winked right at Bludhart, but the Eevee was so distracting with her Tail Whip. Like, whoa. What was with that wiggling butt?
His eyes fixated on her fluffy tail for a few moments, with him as the prey and her as the snake charmer. It was then that the Eevee walked across fire, boldly charging after him with a Tackle. Ouch! He spat out his bubble gum at that, and boy did that rustle his jimmies. He wanted that bubble gum, for it was a joosy fruit, and joosy fruit lasted forever. <Executing piston mode. Pew pew pew.> Making vulgar motions with his tongue, he used a POISONNNN STINGGGG on the Eevee of justice.
level 8 male intimidate / shed skin wrap - leer - poison sting HIT BY TACKLE USED POISON STING HEALTH IS MID GREEN
⋆ GOSSIP: ⋆ MUSIC: <33 ⋆ STAFF NOTES: ...lolol crack thread no one has to take any of this srsly
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Post by lyrabutt on Aug 16, 2012 14:23:35 GMT -5
do a dodgedgy thing bludhrt comadned rainbowesparklesssssssssssssssssssssssss and rainbwop sdparklessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss did a dodgeygrd thing and got out ofg the wya. then she tused tail whip agin and takcle too becuz she could do thaty yeah cool;
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Post by ♔ QUEEN KASSY on Aug 16, 2012 17:55:41 GMT -5
level 8 male intimidate / shed skin wrap - leer - poison sting HIT BY TAIL WHIP USED WRAP HEALTH IS MID GREEN [ -1 DEFENSE ] The way the eevee dodged his attack so gracefully and the way she wagged that sexy tail at him, how could he not fall for her? > Woah there sexy thing, let me wrap you right on up into my heart,< he chuckled lightly as he slithered closely to the young eevee. > that’s right, shake that tail feather baby,< he smirked as he aimed to wrap his long body around that small preciously sexy eevee, how could one not think she was so H-O-T ?
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Post by lyrabutt on Aug 25, 2012 15:46:20 GMT -5
the snek wprapds itsefl around rinbow spaerklesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and seh scremed like a litle gurl
oh no my baby bludhtt scre4ched use reeryuyirnrj becuz thtall edo na lot of dmg becuz u fuckin LOVE meh LOL
rinbopbw spkrarlesssssssssss usded resturn but no one is rly shore wat dat luks liek so w/e
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Post by Sp❣rit on Aug 30, 2012 21:47:11 GMT -5
omgggg i modded u is dis good nuff?!?! ??
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