Ruin a wish game

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, but it turns out that Carnax was standing right next to her and died the same way.

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I wish Freezie would sprout wings from her ears, and have her skin turn green, and turn really really fat. Like, HUMONGOUS.

[freeziepop]

Granted, but I'm so huge I end up blocking out the sun and everyone dies.

I wish spirit would get a visit from chris hansen.

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, but the sign on the door says 'no solicitors' and he leaves/

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I wish that An Hobo would come out and nom Freezie's head off.

(yes i went there gf)

[freeziepop]

granted, but An Hobo ended up just asking me for change to buy beer with instead.


I wish this internet wasn't such a failboat.

[ris]

Granted. However because the internet so just so godly awesome now, you spend the rest of your natural life upon the computer. You become awkward, rather fat, socially deprived, and you die alone. Hmm, sad.

I wish Naruto Shippuden would STOP sucking.

[chimerai]

Granted, it is canceled.

I wish this game gave meh more pd. xD

[freeziepop]

Granted, but then inflation happens and prices on everything around the site doubles.

I wish I would stop getting fat in my wishes. o-o

[chimerai]

Granted, but while the wishes are being reversed you get too skinny and die.

I wish I had a real Zapdos that was well-trained and loyal.

[thesquirrelreturns]

Granted, but it dies because so you spend so much time playing with internet Pokémon on forums that it dies of neglect and starvation.

I wish my real freinds stopped sucking, and my internet freinds would stop being overly awesome.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but now your real friends are to "cool" for you and your internet friends are to "lame"

I wish I would get to work on a character profile I need to do for another site.

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, but it sucked and it ended up being denied.

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I wish the icecream truck would stop speeding down my street.

[freeziepop]

Granted, but then small children mob the truck, dismember the driver, and scatter various body parts around your neighborhood.


I wish I was over 9000

[Sp❣rit]

Godamn, those kids are violent...I MEAN GRANTED! But then it was reset to level 1337.

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I wish that Freezie would grant this wish.

[thesquirrelreturns]

Granted, but she falls terminally ill without anyone realising, and is hacked and gets deleted. So all her post are deleted and I reply instead.

I wish Spirit would love me ;___;

[Sp❣rit]

Really? Why? XD Um, er, Granted. But after she does you have a strange love death like in the Titanic and you die.

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I wish that Will Smith was here to make sweet sweet love to a Zubat. And I could watch.

[ris]

Granted. However it is then when you discover that Will Smith is actually a white man. Dum, Dum, DUM!

I wish I hadn’t discovered SEXYMAN. Really. [/size]

[Sp❣rit]

You callin' white people dumb? YOU RACIST! >=P nono, i kid.

Wish is granted. But then Sexyman discovers you.

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I wish Will Smith wasn't white anymore. CHANGE HIM BACK! LORD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!

[grshen80]

Granted, but then everyone turned white. Except him.

I wish I didn't have to take tests.

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, but then you had to make up for the lost points with quadruple the homework.

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I wish I knew what love was.

[grshen80]

Granted, but the person/people you love don't know what love means and reject you. How sad.

I wish... I knew what Amatsu meant in your signature, spirit.(or sexyman, or the evil spirit)