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Post by NOPE on Nov 23, 2010 21:03:43 GMT -5
Libra had finally made it to the Ranger Station, the stupid power outage made navigating to it a pain from his home town. Late autumn, the time of seasonal change. The cold nipped at his face, but his jacket kept most of his body warm. Thankfully, it wasn't raining. A swift breeze tickled his nose, and he held onto his beret to make sure it didn't fall off. He found his way to the entrance of the Ranger Station and peeked his head in. He didn't see anyone, so he swiftly entered and used his policeman voice.
"Is anyone there?" He called rather loudly, his voice was kind of scary. Somewhat girly, just scary. He tapped his foot, Team Death wouldn't defeat themselves. For his parents, he had to stop them! They were causing so much trouble. He couldn't get slowed down, not at a time like this.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Nov 23, 2010 22:46:35 GMT -5
Ranger Nort
The Ranger Station might have been empty for the moment, but that didn't mean that no one here existed. Oh no, they all had 'business' to do at this convenient hour, leaving one of the most suspicious rangers to do the dirty work. Still, Nort supposed as his twisted a fat finger around his mustache while driving, it was better than 'Doodie Duty' around the Ranger Station. Not even Ranger Nort enjoyed picking up Pokemon droppings, and he liked a lot of weird shit.
<So, sir. What's the song for today?> The Ludicolo saluted from the back of the van, peering over the seat to make eye contact. Eye contact was always the best way to show interest in a subject, after all. Nort taught him that well, with those dark, beady eyes.
"Ludicolo. My friend. Today, we dance to Sailor Moon." Nort replied, only half understanding his life long partner. They stopped in front of the Ranger Station, and at the sight of the new trainer he coughed. A signal for Ludicolo to open the doors to their white van with 'Free Candy' labeled on the front.
"Fighting evil by moonlight?" He asked the kid as soon as the door was opened, letting out a bemused laugh. Ludicolo began to dance in the backseat, making a rhythm for the catchy theme song.
Get in the van? Y/Y?
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Post by NOPE on Nov 23, 2010 23:20:28 GMT -5
Libra had a really out of character moment, it was Sailor Moon. SAILOR MOON. He resisted the urge to squeal in joy. He hopped in the back seat and nodded seriously.
"Uh...yes! Let's go!" He tried to sound firm, but it probably came off as awkwardly enthusiastic. He resisted the urge to sing along, tap his foot, or show any weakness. It was Sailor Moon, in the back of a creepy van with an pedophile, but he was enjoying himself.
"Winning love by daylight." Libra said in a confirming tone as he got settled inside, he'd dealt with worse people in the police station. He gave a polite smile to Nort, but calmly gave him a piece of advice.
"I'm the son of two law enforcement officials, be careful." He said rather cheerily. Just for his own safety, he glanced out the window. Free Candy indeed.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Nov 23, 2010 23:21:17 GMT -5
Ranger Nort
"Son, huh?" Nort commented absently after Ludicolo slammed the door behind Libra, careful not to snag his wonderful outfit in the door. One time that happened and at the end of the ride, somehow a Rattata had hung itself on it. Now that was an unpleasant surprise, watching Nort's other Pokemon eat that exact thing for breakfast. The Ludicolo sighed in the middle of his dance, still feeling queasy from...what happened five minutes ago.
"Secret powers all so new to her. Say, boy. What do you think about that line? Have your parents ever talked to you about the Sex word?" He began as the van traveled through the Ranger's property, going deeper than normal. Outside of the van, there was a mysterious scream from a girl named Autumn. Then a bump. Nort and Ludicolo acted like nothing happened.
"Ah, stupid ghosts. Playing tricks on us." He chuckled, before continuing with his subject. "I was always the kind of guy that liked to read between the lines. If you know what I mean." He wiggled his eyebrows, easily seen through the van's upper mirror. Ludicolo meanwhile was snickering next to Libra, unable to contain himself.
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Post by NOPE on Nov 23, 2010 23:50:30 GMT -5
Libra simply nodded, he was trying to ignore the fact that this man was creepy. Arresting him wouldn't get him any pokemon. Besides, he knew how to defend himself. He just curiously looked out the window, when suddenly they bumped over something. Must have been a rock.
"Sexual innuendos, quaint." Libra absentmindedly dismissed them, preferring to watch the scenery outside the van. He swore to himself he saw a dead body, but dismissed it as his eyes playing tricks on him.
"Are we almost there?" He asked curiously, flicking a piece of red hair that got in his face out of his eyes.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Nov 23, 2010 23:56:29 GMT -5
Ranger Nort
"Damn straight it's an innuendo. A tv show with more than 3 girls as the main characters, and it's bound to be a porno. Except for 10 year olds. Heh." Nort chuckled, half ignoring Libra's question. For now, all they had to do was keep driving until the Ranger Station was no longer in sight. Once that was accomplished, he slammed on the breaks, making the entire van rock back and forth like a ship about to sink.
<Fight evil! Go! Go! Go!> Ludicolo cried, opening the door and rushing out. Except he fell down, a little motion sick. After resisting the urge to throw up a little, he wobbled around behind some rocks, where some grunting noises could be heard. Either he was throwing up, or doing the nasty.
Except actually it was neither! He had bitch slapped an Illumise out of hiding and managed to 'Water Gun' her ass over to the van. Nort snickered as he took out a Love Ball, something that should be better than a Great Ball in these circumstances. He tossed it over to the newbie, figuring he would know how to use it.
You get: ::illumise:: IllumiseLevel: 5 Gender: Female Abilities: Oblivious + Tinted Lens Attacks: Tackle, Sweet Scent, Growth x 5 x 3 x1 [/center]
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Post by NOPE on Nov 24, 2010 0:18:15 GMT -5
Libra simply nodded, and took the pokeball. He jumped out of the van, not really caring that they were in the middle of a preserve, and walked back to the path towards route one. He was ready to adventure now, and stop Team Death.
"Thanks mister, may the Moon be with you."
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