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Post by swan on Mar 20, 2011 17:45:38 GMT -5
"FOR I AM THE SWAN QUEEN" I YELL AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, DESPITE ALL OTHER NONSENSE OF THE WORLD. MY CAREER AS A BALLERINA WAS AT ITS PEAK, I PREFORMED THE PERFECT ROLE AS BOTH THE SWAN QUEEN AS WELL AS THE BLACK SWAN, ALAS, MY LIFE DID NOT FEEL FULL. I YEARNED FOR MORE AND THIS MORE EXISTED IN A LAND FILLED WITH CREATURES. A NEW DANCE FORM EMERGED FOLLOWING THOSE OF THESE EXOTIC CREATURES AND I WAS SENT DOWN ONCE AGAIN TO COMPLETELY LEARN AND PERFECT THIS NEW STYLE.
I WALK INTO THE LABORATORY WITH A NORMAL ATTITUDE, OBVIOUSLY UNSURE OF ALL OF THESE NEW CONCEPTS I HAVE YET GRASPED. "HELLO?! I AM THE SWAN QUEEN. I REQUEST A POKEMON. NOW. I AM NOT PATIENT!" I YELL LOUDLY, ALMOST WANTING TO JUST RIP SOMEONES HEAD OFF, FOR I AM THE SWAN QUEEN AND I AM ENDLESS.
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Post by freeziepop on Mar 20, 2011 17:47:30 GMT -5
AND SYL WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT FUCKING LAB POKEMON DO YOU WANT AND HE WAS LIKE WOW I'M NAKED IN MY CLOTHES AND SO HE TOOK THEM ALL OFF AND ROLLED AROUND AND WAS NASTY AND DISGUSTING AND HE STARED AT THE NEWCOMER.
SO HOLY FUCK PICK A POKEMON ALREADY YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT.
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Post by swan on Mar 20, 2011 17:49:50 GMT -5
"I WANT A SWAN NOW. I SHALL NOT ASK MORE THAN ONCE." I ROARED AT THE DISTURBING MAN, I WAS NO LONGER AFRAID OF THE NAKEDNESS OF MEN. "DO YOU NEED COMFORT." I YELL AT HIM AS I CARESS HIS COLD THIGH. I EYE HIS SMALL PACKAGE BEFORE SMILING AND GRASPING IT, "YOU WILL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT OR I SHALL RIP THIS OFF."
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Post by freeziepop on Mar 20, 2011 17:51:23 GMT -5
Level: 100 Moves: whatever the fuck you want Gender: MALE SYL SAYS HAVE FUN IN CHEYENNE LOL
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Post by Sp❣rit on Mar 20, 2011 17:53:00 GMT -5
---------------Fart Knocker
THEN FART KNOCKER BLASTED DOWN THE DOOR WITH NOTHING BUT A T-SHIRT ON. HE HAD NO PANTS. DUDE HE WAS SO HIGH RIGHT NOW IT WAS CRAZY. SNIFFLING HE WALKED OVER THE BROKEN GLASS AND STARED RIGHT AT THE SWAN QUEEN. THEN HE ASKED IF HE COULD SEE THE STARTER Pokémon BECAUSE HE DID NOT CARE THAT THERE WAS A SWAN QUEEN THAT GOT IN THE LAB FIRST. "I DEMAND POKEYMANZ. YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US." HE ANNOUNCED AS HIS GENITALS WAVED AROUND BELOW HIM. HELL HE COULDN'T EVEN SEE THEM SO WHY YOU MAD BRO. THEN HE SAW THE CRESSELIA AND GROANED.
"WELL FINE BRO. I'LL TAKE THIS ONE." THEN HE TOOK THE ARCEUS AND DEMANDED A Pokémon BATTLE.
::arceus:: Level 100 Nature: Awesome
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Post by swan on Mar 20, 2011 17:58:32 GMT -5
"THIS JUNK! SHE CAN NOT PIROUETTE LIKE THE BEST OF THEM. SHE'S FAT, SHE EATS TOO MUCH. I CAN NOT DEAL WITH THIS. I WANT A SWAN. DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND? A SWAN. NOW." I YELL AT THE TOP OF MY LUNG AS I SLOWLY CRUSH HIS PRIVATES BEFORE ANGRILY STORMING OFF. "YOU ARE A USELESS MOON. I WANT A SWAN." I SHOOK MY HEAD AS I WAS STOPPED BY A FAT HEFTY MAN. "YOU WANT TO BATTLE ME? I SHALL KILL YOU." I YELL AS I SPIN MY WAY OUT OF THE LABRATORY. 'I WILL GET MY SWAN.' I THOUGHT AS I REALIZED THIS NO GOOD UGLY BEAST. "GO. WHATEVER YOU ARE." I YELL AS THE WEIRD CREATURE EMERGES.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Mar 20, 2011 18:08:56 GMT -5
---------------Fart Knocker
"THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING THE BATTLE. GOOD BYE." HE SHOUTED AS HE SENT OUT HIS ARCEUS FOR BATTLE. IT WAS TALL AND SEXY AND HE LIKED TO RIDE IT LIKE A PONY. THEY WOULD HAVE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND HAVE THEIR LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND MOVE WITH THEIR AUNTIE INTO A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR. SHIT WAS SO CASH. THE ARCEUS WINKED AT THE MOON AND LIKE SHOT HIS STRING SHOT AT IT.
"IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE. SEREBII CONFIRMED." FART KNOCKER INFORMED HIS OPPONENT IN CASE THE SWAN QUEEN WAS AN IDIOT. ARCEUS HARDENED RIGHT THERE AND FART KNOCKER DECIDED HE SHOULD USE A POTION ON HIM. CONFUSED, HE THREW IT AT THE ARCEUS AND IT SAID OW.
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Post by Black Ranger Talis on Mar 20, 2011 18:20:36 GMT -5
CRUELTY KNEW NO BOUNDS LIKE A PISSED OFF SWAN. THE BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL FLEW THROUGH THE WINDOW, SMASHING IT AND CUTTING ITS FEATHERS TO RIBBONS. IT LANDED ON THE SWAN QUEENS FEET AND STARTED PECKING WILDLY.
"HERP DERP," SAID THE SWAN, TEARING GREAT CHUNKS IN THE SWAN QUEEN'S FEET. "YOU HAVE PISSED ME OFF AND I AM MAD."
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Post by freeziepop on Mar 20, 2011 18:26:38 GMT -5
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Post by arionne ♥ on Mar 20, 2011 18:52:51 GMT -5
ALL OF A SUDDEN, A FLOCK OF SWANNAS FLEW INTO THE POKEMON LAB, THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT HAD BEEN SMASHED OPEN, AND DECIDED TO TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP. THEY ALL SQUAWKED SOMEWHAT GRACEFULLY, ESPECIALLY THAT ONE SPECIAL COLOURED ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOCK. THAT ONE HAD THE LARGEST BOOBS OUT OF ALL THE SWANS. LEVEL 9001, BETCH.
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Post by swan on Mar 20, 2011 19:01:46 GMT -5
"YOU EVIL BIRD." I SPOKE ANGRILY JUMPING FROM WHERE THE BIRD DECIDED IT WANTED TO PECK AT MY FEET. I LUNGED BACKWARD ELOQUENTLY GAZING ON THE POOP THAT WAS ABOUT TO LAND IN THE LABRATORY. BEING A BALLERINA, I SIMPLY MANEUVERED MY BODY SO THAT I WASN'T HIT. THE LARGE BIRD, THE SWANNA. THIS WAS MY PRIZE. "SIMPLY DARLING. YOU ARE MY PRIZE. COME TO ME. I YEARN FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT THIS USELESS NONSENSE, A MOON CREATURE. I DO NOT LONG FOR THAT, I LONG FOR A SWAN PRINCE. TO BREED WITH ME AND CREATE THE ULTIMATE SWAN CREATURES. COME WITH ME, MY KING."
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Post by freeziepop on Mar 20, 2011 19:08:07 GMT -5
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Post by swan on Mar 20, 2011 19:14:40 GMT -5
I WAKE UP FROM THIS HORRIBLE DREAM. "WHAT IS THIS?" I ASK MYSELF UNSURE OF WHAT WAS GOING ON IN MY HEAD; THE PSYCHOPATH IN ME WAS GOING CRAZY. I HEAD TO THE LABORATORY AND ASK FOR A POKEMON. THE PROFESSOR NODDED AND IT WAS EXTREMELY NORMAL. SURPRISINGLY. I'M SO CONFUSED, BUT I WILL RAISE ABOVE THIS AND BECOME A PERFECT DANCER.
I RECEIVED A DUCKLETT::DUCKLETT:: NAME: LILY GENDER: FEMALE LEVEL: 05 ATTACKS: WATER GUN, WATER SPORT, STEEL WING. & ALSO x 5 x 3 x1
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