Post by Sp❣rit on Feb 18, 2012 18:11:39 GMT -5
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SO WE TRIED MAKING A ONE LINE STORY. This is what happened. Suggestions for a title are appreciated. The first post may be updated if people keep adding onto it on facebook. Enjoy. ;)There once was a man from Nantucket.
He was a burly man with a burly beard and a slithery tongue
He also had 3 cats.
One day, he and his cats decided to go out into town.
When passion overwhelmed Jesus and he proceeded to lick his cat's clitoris with reckless abandon.
When his cat lover started to screech in climax, something stopped him just short of orgasm.
A large humanoid cat stood before him. Her fur was spray painted pink and crude golden glitter flowed from her asshole like the chaotic Niagra Falls. "How dare you break up with me for this slut! ME, your furry lover Mewlita!"
From above a voice boomed, "JESUS IS NOT INVOLVED IN THIS WORLD. CARRY ON."
Then the man grew terribly scared, trembling in his place as he thought about life and death without Jesus.
But what of the cats? Well that's another story....
Once there was a cat named CarrotPaw.
His eyes stared sensually into your soul, calling for your love, your adoration....your body...
Carrotpaw's sexuality was enough to take him out of the pages of this book and into the real world, now sitting on your keyboard and twrhughruht
Just when Jesus thought he just couldn't take it anymore, the cat meowed, causing him to grab the cat by the scruff of the neck and fuck it senselessly.
Meows and grunts were heard all night throughout the house as Jesus fucked CarrotPaw to the morning.
Lying in bed, covered in beads of sweat and cat urine from their sexy playtime, Jesus looked to Carrotpaw. "You're bigger than I'm used to," he panted.
Just then sammy "ram and cram" tina showed up and said, "Carrotpaw! I thought we had something! What is this whore sitting here??"
Then everyone forgot what one sentence was.
One LINE. A line is not a sentence. It can be a LONG LINE that some would see as THREE lines
YET THAT VERY LONG LINE IS TWO ON FB
WAITA RUIN THE FLOW, KELLY.
AND THEN CARROTPAW MEOWED AT RILEY.
AND POUNCED UPON HER NAKED FORM.
HOWEVER, JESUS PULLED OUT A KNIFE AND SAID "YOU SHALL NOT HAVE MY LOVER, RILEY!"
THEN THE EPIC BATTLE TO FERTILIZE CARROTPAW BEGAN.
A random bystander, named Ken, happened upon the scene, he exclaimed, " WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?"
AND THEN KEN FAPPED TO SOME CATS AND THE WORLD WAS GOOD.
The world was good, but soon a new evil would come around the riverbend.
This new evil resided in the form of a beast, with feathers as yellow as the sun. A beak that would make your stomach churn in disgust. The Man. Of. Darkness.