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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 15, 2011 18:43:07 GMT -5
Tis the season to be holly~ shut the fuck fuck up, fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Susumu was busy making up his own Christmas parodies in his head as a group of Christmas carolers wandered by him, going door to door and shop to shop while bringing 'Christmas cheer' to everyone near. Except it was the same damn song each time; didn't they know something different? It was pretty cold out, but at least the sun was out. Snow wasn't even falling as he walked on the neatly shoveled sidewalks in the better parts of Verona, feeling more at ease as he glanced through the windows of colorful and attractive shops.
It was pretty festive alright, and he wondered if it was normal to just feel happier around this time of year? Was he just getting into some kind of media hype that wanted all of his money? Or was he feeling good because a bunch of strangers were acting happy? He couldn't define it, but he just felt excited to go around and buy people stuff. Except he really didn't have any friends, though he could just get his bosses something to celebrate the new year.
What would they want? Syl would probably want some kind of card with a penis joke in it, while Blaze...ok he had no idea for Blaze, but he was working on it. Hell, that wasn't the only problem. He'd never even be able to run into them, would he? Gross. They were like mysterious figures in the darkness; no one fucking liked them. Except they paid him to like them, so it kind of worked out.
There were girl scouts running around the place with their merry laughter, trying to sell their contagious Christmas cookies of hell. God he really wanted some though, even if they would just rot his teeth to death. Where did they go though? He thought he saw one wandering around somewhere! He was creeping the streets, looking for little girls.
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Shaku, your ass better be in here
If a bunch of people jump in, then fuck having a posting order. Just get in while you can and don't make a mob out of it. or I'll kick you. hard. with an ax. there will be blood.
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Post by Shaku on Dec 16, 2011 0:46:04 GMT -5
"Hey! Hey, wait!" Karen yelled towards the fleeing girl scouts. Her Sawsbuck-inspired winter hat flopped over her eyes forcing her to grab onto the light pole beside her to remain upright. As she gasped for breath, she pushed half of the over sized hat up hoping to see the gang of prepubescent businesswomen-in-the-making standing near by. She exhaled sharply and leaned the rest of her body against the pole. "Looks like I lost them," Karen muttered under her breath.
She brought her hands up to her face and swept them back over her head, knocking off her sawsbuck hat in the process. Grabbing it from the ground, she mindlessly threw it back on without even brushing the dirt and dead leaves off. Of course she had been following, or rather hunting, this certain group of young girls for some time now which left her in a state of near exhaustion. All she wanted was some of their delicious sugar cookies. If it hadn't been for these darn holiday crowds, Karen might have been pigging out in some secluded alley.
In a last ditch effort Karen resorted to something she would normally love; approaching complete strangers to ask simple questions. However this was different. With each person she asked, the distance between her and her sugary goal grew by a few seconds-- double that if the person didn't know what she was talking about or outright ignored her. Nevertheless Karen picked out a certain person to start out with. That lucky person was, indeed, Shamu.
"Um, sir? Did you happen to see a group of little girls? I sort of need to find them for later pleasures," Karen asked as she hastily approached the yellow haired boy. Her wording could have been better thought out but there were cookies on the line. Karen could care less about her image right now.
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Post by Rekari on Dec 16, 2011 1:08:36 GMT -5
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Taking what she thought was a shortcut through an alleyway she found herself even more lost. Why did it seem that her sense of direction was better when she was drunk. Deciding to stay sober at the party was probably one of her less genius ideas but then again it didn't really matter since it was all done and over with now. Out of the corner of her eye she saw something move, and something else follow. Was someone being stalked or something? It looked like a girlscout or something similar... She really could go for some girlscout cookies right now, her favorites being the ones shaped like christmas trees.
Deciding to follow the two shadows herself she found herself finding a problem... Which way had they gone exactly? The alleys wound around and around each other ridiculously. Still, the green haired girl was determined to find her way around, if only she could catch a glimpse once more. There was a tap on her shoulder and she merrily turned around, only to be face to face with what appeared to be some sort of specter, (which in all truths was just a really pale girlscout). "Would you like to buy some cookies?"
Maria shouted out, the girls eerie voice making her even more creepy as she backed away. The girl approached her, hand out as though she was grabbing for Maria's very soul. The trainer bolted, trying to run away as quickly as possible and running into the back of a very familiar blonde haired male. "Don't let the ghost eat me!"
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 18, 2011 18:28:06 GMT -5
Susumu started to realize the he looked really creepy when he was around here looking for little girls so he could eat their frosted covered cookies, but that was fine, because apparently he wasn't the only one. Hell, now this chick was even creepier. He stared at Karen when he heard her voice ring in his ears, and he had to quickly look around to make sure no one else was being targeted by her voice. Nope, he was the poor sap dealing with this. He looked her right in the eyes and quickly took in her appearance, which seemed to lend a hand to her 'creepy chase after little girls' approach, but he found it funny in a way, so that was ok with him.
Her glasses were the most noticeable feature, and they kind of stuck out to him, especially since they were super bright in color. She kind of reminded him of that nerdy girl from that old Disney cartoon, Recess, though a lot older and more attractive. Somehow. "I'm actually looking for little girls too. The ones with cookies. Good ones." He said in a way that could have easily been seen as suggestive, and that was kind of the point. "No girl scouts this way...dammit." He scratched at his head as he glanced around the cold streets, unable to figure out where they ran off to. He was hungry, dammit, and he wanted some sweets!
Suddenly WHOA, something shoved into his back, making him stumble forward and slip on the ice that was on the sidewalk. He made a grab at the nearest thing he could reach at, which was Karen's arm, oh god, as he landed on his side on the ground. Ugh, what the hell man? He winced as he felt his clothes get wet from the ice and snow, feeling crappy as he glared at Santa, who should've been in Canada orgasming over maple syrup right about now. "What the hellllll?" He hissed, mostly bitching about the pain and not actually mad at the drunken and feminine Santa. Karen was probably going to hurt him more if she fell on him, oh god.
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Post by Shaku on Dec 18, 2011 18:53:05 GMT -5
Karen groaned in annoyance. She could have sworn the group went his way unless, of course, they pulled the ol' switcheroo on them. "Well! Let's go look for the kids together! Maybe pick up some candy and shake it. It worked with my dad's meowth but instead of candy it was pokemon food, but it's worth a try!" she replied a bit too loudly for safe measures, gaining a few odd looks from the people around them.
Not even two steps forward and Karen found herself falling through the air, landing right on top on Susumu. It took her a few moments of confusion to realized what had happened. "Oh my gosh it's Santa!" she yelled, completely ignoring the fact that it was a female rather than a male and that santa wasn't real in the first place. Karen pushed herself up off the ground using Susumu's body for assistance and her thoughts went in all sorts of directions. Had Santa's sleigh crash landed somewhere nearby? What about the poor Sawsbuck? Where they okay? Oh gosh the children! "Hey, hey! Maybe we could use Santa to lure the children out! What about that?" she hurriedly asked.
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Post by Rekari on Dec 19, 2011 11:56:09 GMT -5
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And then there were plans of using her as kiddie bait. She hadn't even thought of that. Kids loved Santa and they loved giving him cookies too. I'll do it! But only if you dress up as an elf. She already looks like a sawbuck so yeah! Santa needs elves! We aren't going to lure in any little girls without the whole package!" She was of course pointing at Susumu but whatever, it was Christmas right?
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 19, 2011 23:49:31 GMT -5
Ow. Ow. Ow. Karen fell right on him, making him grunt as he tried to squirm his way out from under her body. Except that didn't work because he was helpfully being used as a weight for support as she shoved him back down in order to stand up first. Apparently Santa was here though? He sighed as he brushed himself off and looked at the wet stains on his left side in disgust, but figured he could get over it for the time being. There were more important things to worry about, and besides, he had quite a bit of winter gear on to really feel the snow sink through and make him feel damp. "Ha, you're treating kids like dogs though." He commented, but the appeal of the idea could've worked. Except you'd have to actually bribe them with candy, not shake it and expect them to surround you like hungry animals begging for food.
Oh but actually, he liked her second plan even more. The only problem was that Maria didn't look like she'd be fooling anyone besides freaking Karen. "You know, that could actually work. She'd need to gain a few pounds though." And she'd have to grow a penis, but that wouldn't be a problem. Right? Right. Ha, he was kidding himself. The only issue with suddenly agreeing to a plan like this was when people suddenly slipped in surprise conditions, like what Maria just did. "Wait, what?! An elf--where am I going to get an elf costume?" Ironically there was a shop specifically for elf costumes right behind him, called Elves R Us. He turned around as if he sensed that there was some kind of cruel gag being taunted in front of him as he groaned at the sight. This was planned; it had to be!
"O-Ok! But she--" He pointed at Karen, since he didn't know her name, "has to have a red nose and be Rudolph!" Oh yeah, victory. She was definitely going down with him if they were going to manage pulling this one off for cookies! Nothing was wrong with a bunch of adults in costumes chasing little girls for the sake of buying Christmas cookies in dark alleys. It was very fortunate that Karen already had the Sawsbuck hat for this to work out, so she was already half way done.
The funny thing about this was that he didn't even recognize Maria in her Santa costume, though her voice did sound very familiar. He just couldn't quite place it yet as he stormed into the shop and spent a quick 10 minutes in it before emerging back out with elf ears on him, as well as an elf hat with a cheap jingly bell on the end. It was too cold to put on the other stuff, but he had a name tag on his jacket that said 'Hi, my name is ELF' on the front, in case people couldn't tell he was a friggin' elf. "Now what?" He asked in a huff, looking at them with an exasperated stare.
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Post by Shaku on Dec 20, 2011 1:37:48 GMT -5
"Puh-lease, like there's much of a difference!" Karen jokingly said to Susumu. She was still heavily for trying the candy trick though it seemed like the second idea stuck more with the other two. Oh well, she could always experiment with the first one at a later date by herself. Excitedly she clapped her hands together once their plan was in full focus, muttering a small laugh at the weight comment.
"This is why we need the cookies, duh! Santa needs to gain some pre-present-giving weight! The kids will believe it, I'm sure," she replied. It was a good thing her creativity was soaring today or else she'd never be able to come up with such a "logical" explanation to share with the cookie-haggling youth. It wasn't like no one could have thought of it, though. She knew that Santa or their newly acquired Elf-laborer could, and possibly will, come up with a greater explanation than that. But at least she was trying to be helpful. They were all after the same thing after all.
"Oh! Right, the nose," Karen said, drifting off into thought. How was she supposed to get a red nose all of a sudden? Clown noses wouldn't work. She'd just end up looking like a clown with a furry fetish. She couldn't get a cold that quick to irritate it. "Mmmmaybe we could opt out of the red nose?" she said, shrugging her shoulders, "If you can get away with a name tag, maybe I could as well. Unless you have an idea?" She turned to Maria, having not found her name out yet. But what else did the trio need for their little escapade?
"A SLEIGH!" she said, nearly screaming it at the top of her lungs. How did she forget the sleigh the first time around? "We can't just go like this! Santa drives a sleigh! Maybe we could steal a box or something," Karen suggested as she peeked down the neighboring alleyway.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 20, 2011 1:47:30 GMT -5
OOC: JUST SAYING, THIS THREAD NEEDS TO RESULT IN THEM GIVING THE GIRL SCOUTS A LESSON IN SEX ED.
SHAMU IS THE EXAMPLE KAREN HAS TO EXPLAIN IT MARIA IS THE ONE DOING SIGN LANGUAGE/HAND SIGNALS/GESTURES TO EXPLAIN IT TO THE ONE GIRL SCOUT THAT IS DEAF
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Post by Rekari on Dec 20, 2011 2:56:11 GMT -5
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"Okay, now that everybody has identification, we need a sleigh and to track down those delicious little girls." Scanning down one of the alleys she saw a giant refrigerator box that had been cut in half. It would be up to Shamu to pull it. "You guys think that one will work?" A ways in the distance she could hear little girls laughter, they needed to get a move on, they would only have an opportunity to catch their prey.
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 20, 2011 11:20:00 GMT -5
Susumu blinked at Karen's reasoning before thinking it over with a hand on his chin, as if reflecting on how this would work in his head. He could kind of see some of the more gullible kids believing something like that, but wasn't Maria clearly female? Well, if she was wearing a Santa costume then she had a beard, which would partly cover her face.The voice would be a complete giveaway though. Maybe they could lie and say that being fat deepened your voice, and when Santa got skinny his voice went up like a balloon, well, swallowing the helium in a balloon. Would this actually be pulled off though? He shook his head, having his own doubts because some girl scouts were scarily perceptive about things. They were trained in ways, scary scary ways.
Apparently they couldn't come up with a nose, but he stared at Karen and debated putting snow on it to give it a red coloration. Then it would've looked like he was suffocating her though, and that wasn't allowed. "Pfft...fine." Why did they have to do the non-embarrassing stuff? He felt completely like the butt of everyone's joke in this elf costume. At least the girl could pull off being a sexy secret Santa, but him? No, no one wanted an Elf. They were associated with shortness, and if he wasn't short height wise then...yeah, you get the meaning. This sucked.
A name tag was in order, and he stared at Karen's name tag as she screamed and fluttered with the excitement of a raging cock on a farm surrounded by many hens and farm animals. Don't be an ass, that wasn't perverted, hee-haw Eeyore. "Sexiness the Reindeer. I'm pretty sure we look like pedophiles now, but at least you guys are going down with me." And everything was ok as long as you were in a group, or maybe he was just easily agreeing due to the power of negative pressure. Susumu stared at the refrigerator box and started to drag it closer to them, looking it over before getting inside, as if to test it out. "I don't know, I don't think Sexiness can pull us." Clearly he forgot that he was the man-power here.
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Post by Shaku on Dec 21, 2011 1:16:15 GMT -5
Sexiness the reindeer? If that was one of the famous reindeer, Karen couldn't recall it for the life of her. She wasn't that comfortable going around with such a name and Susumu pretty much summed up her thoughts. What if they sent out the wrong message to those around? "Well, I guess we might look like pedophiles...but we don't look that old, right? Just a few kids messing around," she said with a nervous laugh. That was the last thing she needed to happen at this point; being locked up under accusations of suspected pedophilia before she even touched one of the holiday cookies.
Her worries dissipated once their soon-to-be-trusty sleigh emerged. "It's perfect!" Karen exclaimed, "however I do hope someone wasn't living in it..." How bad would she feel if she came back to find some dirty homeless person sitting, solemn and trembling, in the cold air right where the box used to be? That's it, she'll just leave few cookies as payment to said homeless person. Well once they got them, of course. "Don't worry! I got this!" she said as she grabbed onto the ripped opening, completely disregarding any thoughts behind how heavy the two would be once they got in.
"Well what are you two waiting for? Maybe if we're lucky and hurry they'll have some candy bars," Karen said. Perhaps they could snag some milk on their way back. Maybe some chips and dip. Oh and some festive snacks. They could have a little holiday party! Then again Karen had forgotten that she didn't know the two rather than long-time friends that would love to spend time with her.
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Post by Rekari on Dec 23, 2011 0:11:51 GMT -5
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Post by Sp❣rit on Dec 23, 2011 14:17:09 GMT -5
Karen seemed to be the only one around here that shared his concerns, but she did point out that they were pretty young. Young enough to not look like pedophiles though...? "Maybe for you two, since you're girls. But for a guy...?" There were standards that people put on genders, and sadly guys were more associated with pedophilia, which made him look pretty bad. He could only hope as he looked at Sexiness and Santa, wishing that maybe they would make him look like less of a pedophile on their mission for super amazing cookies. Already once in the past there had been suspicious looking thieves in the city that ended up looking like him, and a giant mob of people ended up chasing after him and two other poor guys, so he wasn't looking forward to a repeat of that any time soon. "You know what, if you just act cute and innocent then maybe we'll be fine." Did this mean that he had to seem 'happy' and 'chipper'? The obnoxiously happy kind of elf that represented Santa's workforce?
Ugh. That was all he could think about as he shook his head, noticing Santa plop in right next to him as he glanced at the ever so excited Sexiness that was ready to yank the sleigh away. Except he started to doubt that she was able to do that, even if she was supposed to be a reindeer. 'I don't want to pull...' He kept his whining to himself though, but held a look of surprise when Santa demanded him to pull the sleigh. "Fine, fine. I was gonna do it anyways..." It looked as if it would be Sexiness the Sawsbuck and Elf the Elf pulling a female Santa on an old and thrown out refrigerator box, and he hoped that it stayed that way. He didn't think he could pull the two girls on his own, unless he had help from one of his Pokemon. Then again, wasn't that cheating?
He stood next to Sexiness and held the rope in his hands, which were in rather thin red gloves, partly keeping out the cold, but making things easier to grip. He liked the freedom with them compared to bulky mittens, so he ended up making the right choice this time. "Valiant Elf is ready." He huffed, and started to take a few steps to drag the sleigh, not wanting to speed up if Sexiness wasn't ready. He'd do her best to match whatever pace she made though, so if she burst out running, he was going to be quick to follow!
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Post by Black Ranger Talis on Dec 23, 2011 14:51:48 GMT -5
Eleanor waltzed into the city, dressed in a revealing Santa outfit. Unbelievable. Unbe-fucking-lievable. She had been caught beating the crap out of a kid who caught a Whismur before she did and had been sentenced to yet more community service.
Normally she wouldn't have complained. Red and white were seasonal colours, after all. But the red skirt, and short sleeves, the revealing of the breasts? It was almost like they were trying to PUNISH her or something. And the heels just made it even worse. She kept sliding on the frozen ground and the soft snow.
In her hands she clasped a pile of pamphlets, advertising Freedom Over Toys' Christmas Grotto. Apparently a much more traditional Santa would be there to lecture "kiddies and adults alike!" about the true Christmas spirit.
What a bunch of bullshit. What was even the point of Christmas if there was no monetary or material gain in it, she wondered. She simply couldn't think of anything, so she just focussed on the frostbite inducing task at hand.
She spied a cluster of people nearby and, struggling not to fall, slid over to them, keeping her pamphlets in hand. If they scattered she'd have to go back to the centre to get more and get hit on by that disgusting guy in the elf costume again.
"Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, take a fucking pamphlet," she muttered darkly, thrusting a fuckton of pamphlets at the clustered figures without even looking at their faces.
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