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Post by pixen on Jun 5, 2007 19:39:29 GMT -5
Pixen sighed, trying to regain her composure. It had been a long journey just to arrive here, and she looked less than presentable. Sloppy coat was quickly straightened in a last-ditch effort at physical beauty.
Taking in a deep breath, she knocked on the door. "Hello? Professor? Somebody?"
No response. "Just my luck," Pi grumbled, plopping down on one of the massive stone steps leading up to the building.
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Post by Zombie Kendall on Jun 5, 2007 21:12:50 GMT -5
A gothic 80-year-old man answered the girl's call. "Hello.....Person...." He gasped, not knowing whether it was a boy or girl. He fell into a poetic pose, showing off his bleeding wrists.
A screaming was heard in the background. "PORCUPINES PORCUPINES PORCUPINES!!!!!"
"Shut....Up..." The man said with a raspy voice. "Come... in child. To get...your pokemon." He said, moving his walker out of the way of the door.
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Post by Luna. :) on Jun 5, 2007 21:14:43 GMT -5
|ooc| ;_; Scare the new person off why dontcha? xD
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Post by pixen on Jun 5, 2007 21:16:22 GMT -5
"Oh my," The girl stared at the strange man, slightly fearful for her life. "How.. handsome you are."
Shuddering to herself, she followed him into the back. "Have any Shinx, by any chance? But no ordinary Shinx... Oh goodness no, do you have any special Shinx for me big boy?" She batted her eyelashes at the man, slinking over to him and grasping his arm. "How big and strong you are, too. I bet you're quite the ladies man..."
It was tough to compliment somebody so old and decrepit, but damn it if it got her ahead, she was willing to do anything.
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Post by Luna. :) on Jun 5, 2007 21:19:21 GMT -5
|ooc| Oh.. dear. Sekel: -__o
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Post by Zombie Kendall on Jun 5, 2007 21:22:42 GMT -5
"You betchya...sexy." He said as he walked backwards. A trail of blood followed him, due to his bleeding fists.
A naked lab assistant was running around. "THEY FLOAT IN WATERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"Chill out Herald. Save the nudity till after the pretty lady it gone. You'll have your chance later." He said in a mellow tone. "So...special...." He sighed, a sign of depression. "As far as special goes.....We have...genderless......retarded.....No bones....." He said with another sigh. "Take your..pick...." He said, picking his nose.
The random professor came up to the girl and started licking her shoes. "Tastes like CHICKEN!" He yelled.
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Post by pixen on Jun 5, 2007 21:26:50 GMT -5
"... No bones?"
It was hard to picture a shinx with no bones. Maybe she'd gotten herself in too deep this time... "Er I think I'll just take an ordinary one. Thaaanks." She flashed the man a smile. "MAAAALE if you have it!"
Perfect! Her first pokemon. Now she actually had a subject to write about. Hopefully it wouldn't mind being in her plays...
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Post by Luna. :) on Jun 5, 2007 21:29:01 GMT -5
"Suree thingg." The lab assistant disappeared for a moment; then came back with a shinx... It seemed to be saggy with no bones.
"THERE!" He said triumphantly, slapping the girl's butt.
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Post by pixen on Jun 5, 2007 21:47:42 GMT -5
"I wanted a normal one!" She whined, refusing to look at the no-boned Shinx. It was a disaster. "I refuse to take this one, it's all scary!" Pixen took a few steps backwards, nearly toppling over in the process.
However, as she saw the poor pokemon staring up at her, she felt a bit bad for it. "Fine, fine! You win! YOU ALL WIN! I'll take this one." She grumbled, scooping the pokemon rather roughly into her arms. "Can I just leave now?" Pi whined a bit more. Maybe she could trade the shinx for something better later.
ooc - lol riley wants it. XD
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Post by freeziepop on Jun 5, 2007 23:08:07 GMT -5
Bla bla professor, bla bla boneless shinx, bla bla starter pack, bla bla no mods ever online, bla bla begin journey, yeah yeah I got it, I got it.
LALALOCKED.
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