Ruin a wish game

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but I stole your memory x)

I wish that I could write as well as Christopher Paolini

[grshen80]

[[Brisingr is so good! I finished it in three days, but that was a problem for me. *doesn't really get why she can't stop reading some books* But the end is kind of sad... *sobsob* Glaedr... and Oromis... *sigh* READ IT! *has all of the sudden recovered*]]

Granted, but your work was then called 'stolen' and no one bought anything you wrote.

I wish that I could own Brisingr. (right now it's from the library. I held it FOREVER!)

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but you were mobbed by fan girls after a shortage, which included me

I wish that people would stop telling/hinting at what happens in Brisingr xD

[grshen80]

Granted, but now Brisingr whispers to you the secrets.

I wish that the excerpt of the fourth book was in Brisingr.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but you died because you couldn't bear to wait for it to come out.

I wish I could tie my shoes, upside down, backwards, blind, and without the sense of touch

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, you lost your fingers and had to tie them with your tongue. Shitty luck there, Kimmeh.

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I wish that the creamy, fergilicious taste of my dark chocolate would never go away once I ate it. Then I could savor it forever!

[der]

Granted but it was posioened and you died once you ate it.
I wish that I could get my shoes on in one second instead of one minute.

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, but because there was so much friction, you burned your hand in the process.

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I wish I was alive again, with an even more awesome life than before.

[der]

granted but you had bad luck and died again.

i wish i was invincible

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted, but then you could judge distances and were a huge klutz

I wish I was healthier

[Sp❣rit]

Fail.

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I wish we had more hippies on Cheyenne. Exploding Hippies.

[der]

Granted but they actually exploded and dissapearedwithout a trace...

I wish I had a lot of rare candies.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but they made your pokemon loss a level instead of gain

I wish I didn't fail D:

[der]

granted but then you fail the next grade

I wish I had real rare candies

[grshen80]

Granted, but the Quilava you have ate so many that it turned into a Typhlosion, and turned against you like Ash's Charizard did in the beginning.

I wish I could get my Pokemon in another site higher leveled.

[kai]

Granted, but then everyone on the site hates you for being so strong, and no one will role play with you.

x3;;

I wish that Sprite wasn't inactive. ]:

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, now she's online roleplaying with Sexybaby. Oh gawd.

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I wish I was alive. Again.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted, but you were undead... living... dead.... yeah

I wish I had a sixth toe on my right foot

[grshen80]

Granted, but you kept tripping on it... and then you cut it off. And now you have a bloody stump on your right foot.

I wish I had a bestest buddy. *ohgodsigh*

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted, but that buddy was Sprite who is dead inactive at the current moment.

I wish that the fourth book of the Eragon series would be out already D<