Ruin a wish game

[grshen80]

[[Me too. You and me both. >]]

Granted, but it never got to you. There was only one copy in the WhOLE enTIRE worlD! And It got burnt somewhere along the line. Ha. *feels bad*

I wish that the Eragon Series had been published all together. Then I wouldn't have to WAIT for it. Because it's a lot easier to wait when you haven't read the beginnings already.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but it was bigger then all the computer manuals in the world put together, you couldn't lift it to read it, let alone turn a page.

I wish that I could stop time so I could do whatever I wanted

[grshen80]

Granted, but now there's no one to play with. You die of loneliness. GAME OVER. And then everyone's moving again. XP

I wish that... I was rich.

[[Bleck. Don't blame me, I couldn't think of anything to wish for.]]

[der]

Granted but your money got stolen and you were killed.

I wish I had a lot of PD.

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, but then you suffered the loneliness of the rich and there was nothing that you could ever want with all of that PD.

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I wish I could fly.

[[K]azzy]

Granted but, you flew too close to a tornado and got sucked up


I wish I could have my baby already

[der]

Granted for one second and you drop in the air and fall in an airplne engine which cuts you up and then you fall in a cement pool hardening yourself and get stomped on when you harden.

I wish I had a lot of PD to spend on rare candies.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but it was ripped in half by Sly.

I wish that I had a Halloween custom.

[grshen80]

Granted, but it was a ghost. Very boring.

I wish that I didn't have violin lessons today.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted, instead the triangle

I wish that I could make awesome tacos that couldn't kill or otherwise harm the consumer

[kai]

Granted, but then the whole world swarmed you for more, and you were so stressed out that you committed suicide.
Happy days. xD;;

I wish someone would finish my essay for me and it was A+ worthy and invincible.

[grshen80]

Granted, but you used so many words that were too long that no one understood it but you.

I wish I had real Pokemon.

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, but they died from air tight Pokeballs.

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I wish I had real Pokemon.

[grshen80]

Granted, but they were steel and they couldn't come out of the Pokeballs because they were so heavy.

I wish I had real Pokemon. And they couldn't be thwarped.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but it was only in your dreams

I wish I had real pokemon

[kai]

Granted, but they were all mentally retarded and hurt you instead of others.

I wish I had real pokemon that were invincible and everyone loved them, but no one could take them from me because they're MIIIIIIINE.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but they created a civil war and killed themselves

I wish I had real pokemon

[kai]

Well gee, that's too bad. o3o;;

Granted, but they come down with a strange new disease that turned them all into crack-head Barneys that brain-washed our youth.

I wish I had real Pokemon.

[der]

granted but they died

I wish I had chocolate

[kai]

D: Meh pokemahnz.

Granted, but then you got really fat and died of fatness.

I wish I had wings so I could fly.