Ruin a wish game

[[K]azzy]

Granted but then Scientist caught you and decided to do experiments on you for the rest of your life


I wish I had some candy

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but it melted

I wish that I was indestructable

[grshen80]

Granted, but there were several others that were indestructable.

I wish Dittos were easy to find. XP

[kai]

Granted, but then they sucked and couldn't use any attacks - including Transform.

I wish I could double my Halloween candy and it was safe to eat and I wouldn't get fat. x3

[grshen80]

Granted, but the Halloween candy was poisoned and you were killed.

I wish that I could get more... fat. XD I AM, LIKE, SkINNY. >|

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted, not your like hot air balloon. Up, up, up, and Umbreon is.... gone.... poof

I wish that my dog didn't have separation problems

[grshen80]

Granted, but now it has anxiety problems. It runs around all day, barking.

I wish I was really cooler than a pop can. xD

[kai]

Granted, but then you developed a strange disease that gave you hundreds of incurable pimples.
Enjoy~

I wish referees were always fair.

[der]

granted but they became so fair that they called calls that normal people couldn't realize.

I wish that I will win my next soccer game.

[Sprite]

Wish not granted. The genie fucking hates you.

I wish Kai would give me crabs.

[kai]

Granted, but then they pinched you and you lost all of your charm.
Poor Sprite.

I wish someone would reply to both of my threads. >>

[Nell]

Granted, but it is spam.

I wish I could dance awesomely.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

Granted but you could only do the worm.

I wish that I could sleep in more often.

[Sprite]

Granted, but then you never wake up.

I wish Kimmie wanted my body again.

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

granted but only after you were dead for grave robbing practice.

I wish Sprite would give up in trying to win me over since it will never work

[der]

granted but someone else wanted you and he's more annoying than Sprite

I wish the genie likes me XD to you Sprite

[Sp❣rit]

Granted, but the genie had no idea what you said and gave you a balloon instead.

I wish my power was maximum.

[der]

granted but it ended as soon as it started

I wish the genie is free

[Kula Hula Kimmie]

granted but the genie is free of charge already so nothing happens

I wish that mods would help reply to treads

[der]

granted but for only one post

I wish the genie is for me only