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Post by oblivion on Aug 5, 2012 14:01:39 GMT -5
Granted, you now own your own country! :D However, there's now an uprising among the people and everyone's looking to hunt you down. Good luck getting away.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Post by Steve on Aug 6, 2012 20:32:27 GMT -5
Granted, but you have to pay off a debt to the admins that suddenly occurred
I wish I was I had invisibility as a superpower
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Post by ESTER on Aug 7, 2012 4:20:59 GMT -5
Granted, but now you can't get a job because no one can see you.
I wish pokémon were real.
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Post by oblivion on Aug 7, 2012 21:40:23 GMT -5
Granted, but they all hate your guts, so now they're all out to eat you. x)
I wish I could get more manga to read.
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Post by burst on Aug 10, 2012 10:35:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you forget how to read.
I wish it was Tuesday.
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Post by Steve on Aug 12, 2012 13:17:07 GMT -5
Granted, but it's Tuesday for the whole year, and you can't unwish it.
I wish that the world was a great place to live in with no death.
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Post by ESTER on Aug 13, 2012 16:22:37 GMT -5
Granted, but now it's not so great anyway because you have to live forever with hemorrhoids.
I wish my ps2 would work. xD
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Post by PRESTOOOOGE on Aug 13, 2012 16:46:59 GMT -5
Granted, but after working perfectly for five years it detonates and takes out your entire block.
I WANT A PONY.
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Post by Steve on Aug 13, 2012 18:59:44 GMT -5
Granted, but it's not the pony you were thinking of. Let's just say it involves pony play though. (Still gross)
I wish plastic surgery was abolished!
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Post by trildemex on Aug 28, 2012 14:29:32 GMT -5
Granted, but now all the ugly people in the world are revolting and are being covered by the media, so now you have ugly people all over your TV and computer screens.
I wish for toast.
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Post by Italian Panda on Aug 28, 2012 14:49:58 GMT -5
Granted but the Toast got soggy
I wish I had a TARDIS
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Post by JUNK on Aug 28, 2012 14:55:02 GMT -5
Granted, but it explodes while you're inside.
I wish I had a PS3.
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Post by trildemex on Aug 29, 2012 2:45:19 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't have any games to play (dohoho, saw what I did there?)
I wish more people had common sense.
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Post by JUNK on Aug 29, 2012 3:08:43 GMT -5
Granted, but they have too much of it and hunt you down. (yohohoho this doesn't even make sense)
I wish I was rich so I could buy games for that PS3.
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Post by trildemex on Aug 29, 2012 3:12:48 GMT -5
Granted, but then your PS3 spoils. Forever. Absolutely FUBAR'd
I wish I can get enough PokeDollars to teach Smokey an eggmove :<
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Post by JUNK on Aug 29, 2012 3:16:30 GMT -5
Granted, but it's Endure and now your Torkoal can't use anything else. NOT EVEN STRUGGLE.
I wish I had more creativity.
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Post by trildemex on Aug 29, 2012 3:22:25 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're brain damaged. Enjoy your hallucinations.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by JUNK on Aug 29, 2012 3:27:00 GMT -5
Granted, but the planet gets invaded by aliens who kill every human. You humans are too peaceful to oppose them and you don't do shit. Well, fuck.
I wish I never died.
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Post by trildemex on Aug 29, 2012 3:49:28 GMT -5
Granted. But you fall off a cliff while rock climbing and a rock crushes you. You're still alive, of course. You always will be. Forever and ever. Under that rock. Unable to move or call for help. Forever.
I wish for a double rainbow.
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Post by JUNK on Aug 29, 2012 3:53:10 GMT -5
Granted. That's all. I don't know how to ruin a double rainbow.
I wish that rock would get off me.
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